Did Stringer just suggest that climate change as a part of the human rights agenda is wrong? How short sighted can you be. #wato

Max, what a driver. Such an amazing thing to watch. #F1

That's the nicest rendition of a national anthem I've heard. More like that please. #F1

Unenjoyable Charleston. Looked messy and the music ruined it. Doesn't have to be period music but has be Charleston-cheeky. #Strictly

I've spent the last two or three evenings watching #Task with Tom Pelphrey and @markruffalo.bsky.social It's very, very good with great writing and acting. I really loved it. Everyone was nuanced and already relaxed into their character. Not a duffer among the cast.

Hey fellow #knitting friends a local council put this ad out today (it's genuinely a lovely thing they do, making sure people have warm clothes). Please explain what these objects are and how they might keep you warm 😂 #AyeupAI

WCK's restaurant partner in Jamaica, Mystic Thai, served hundreds of meals today to families who sought shelter from Hurricane Melissa. The Category 5 storm hit as one of the strongest Atlantic hurricanes on record. Our partners are mobilizing to reach the hardest-hit communities. #ChefsForJamaica

Ooh, #totp on #TPTV (typing that correctly hurt my brain a little bit)

I voted for Jimmy - bummer. Please fall over (carefully) Amber. #strictly

Also a shout out to anyone who has a pet glaring at them just now, those with a regular 'bathroom' timetable and #TheArchers omnibus listeners who are already discombobulated from 10am onwards. #clocksgoback #daylightsaving

Shout out to all those people on nights, grinding through the extra hour (esp if you don't get paid for it) Champs, every one. #nightshift #clocksgoback #daylightsaving

La Voix absolutely needs to wear Saturday night's shoes from Monday training onwards. #strictly

Preferred Tiny Chef's version (but then who wouldn't). #Strictly

Dr Weaver in the audience! Yay. #strictly

I was going to finish this cheery sock during my lunch break but someone else is distracting me with their 'lunch stare' . . .

Missed my sweepstake couple in #Strictly as I was watching Piastri and Norris abide by their special no touching Papaya rule in the sprint 😂 #F1

Transitions Jimmy! You need some. Keep dancing, as they say. #Strictly

Great cartwheel for 67 years old but some Charleston steps missing for Stefan, surely? I'm suspicious Shirley deflected with her choreography gush. #strictly (He looks poorly still tho)

Labour has a lot to celebrate this week. Not all of it made the papers, but there was plenty of good news for progressives. 8 important changes:

I don't know who Cynthia is but it seems I've missed the second coming or something. 😏 #Strictly

Jon and Dan keeping us all sane this last year. Can't thank them enough.

Prepare to meet... ZONTAR THE THING FROM VENUS (1967) in 30 minutes at 12noon #TPTVsubtitles

Finished #DeadWritersInRehab this morning before work. Absolutely loved it. Twisty, and things you think you understand, turn out to be much better than that. (I'm just sad that I think I've read all of @thewritertype.bsky.social 's books now.)

Bartleby's put down and #thearchers can't even fork out for a few lines from Eddie. It's so weird sometimes.

Adam means what he says. #thearchers

Me and my panel of judges (my tensing stomach muscles) give that a solid 15. But don't go this week Stefan. 🥺 #Strictly

Ringers are a bit of a pain at the start but they do level out later on usually. #Strictly

They say scrolling on your phone is bad, but it allowed me to look away from Thomas (not) dancing. 😬 #Strictly

The girlfriends have to have the cameras poked up their noses. Honestly, we're happy with a few feet away, camera people. #F1

Laughing away at this fantastic interview with @seanphillips.bsky.social and Ed Brubaker in #ZCN. I'm managing to scrape together a few issues of Zdarsky Comic News from ebay as it's not over here in the UK, and each one is a gem.

Yeh, someone will pick that club up for you, don't you worry your little head about being an arse. #rydercup

@stephanieoffer.bsky.social Was just looking on the map for somewhere to have an afternoon jaunt to and found this! Yours by birth right, I bet! Put your claim in.

Amy screaming in the hope she'll wake herself up from all of this. #strictly

Harry's acting was better than Alex's as it was song appropriate. Her drama was the wrong drama for Cry Me. #strictly

They're seriously not going to call it the Brit Card are they? What has happened to us?

As I continue revising my latest short story, excising all evidence of the plot aspect which had originally inspired me, I can't help but think of one of my favorite poems — Frank O’Hara's "Why I Am Not a Painter."

When he was in exile?!! 😂 The aisle where buys all his schoolgirl porn does he mean? (someone will have made this joke by the time I post, dammit)

Stuck in that wind-down room with George's germs. Ugh. Selfish of him 😷 #F1

Recovery morning after what felt like 8hrs of #Strictly last night. I've got Karen Carney in our sweep, so next week will be a teller. Poor Amy though, that's some mill she continues to be put through.

Spot on @privateeyenews.bsky.social !

My grandparents were married on this day in 1921. I love this picture of these 'crazy' (in a 1920s way) kids.

I have an invisible splinter and it's driving me nuts. I want it pulled out by magnets but it's gardening detritus.

Check out this new music video I made for Adam Buxton. Its got robots and everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iV...

Look, it's a Friday. Let's all try to enjoy the next five hours or so before the Americans wake up.

This week I've read a couple of books. Firstly this, the first in the #DrStevenDunbar series. 😕 Do they get any better? Asking for a friend 😄

This is shockingly horrible. People have their possessions, photographs, sentimental private things in their tents. They're being completely trashed.

I'm old enough to remember Spitting Image bringing Brezhnev out of the freezer each time for public appearances, so I'm thinking this is probably being considered at the White House just now.

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Also read The Merchant's Partner this week from @michaeljecksauthor.bsky.social I love the very real feeling in these books that you've also gone for a walk in the Devon countryside, as the goodies criss cross the county in pursuit of the baddy/ies. #thelasttemplarmysteries #kobo #holidayreading

Sad to have to come to end of #JaneGardam 's #OldFilth trilogy this week, on my Lossiemouth holiday. I've loved every single character and every minute of reading these books. As someone who's a wistful old sausage, it's really been my bag ❤️ #holidayreading