Hello! SpongeBob here! Hellooo!

Did the Bikini Bottom Bluesky fall off?

BACKING UP!!!!!

“Nope! Just life!”

I’M READY!!!!

Now this is how clean a fry cook should be!

Fastest thing alive, the blue blur, Sonic the Hedgehog at your service!

“Ohohoho! The Great Doctor joins Parody Bluesky! Be afraid, Hedgehog!!!” - Independent portrayal of Dr. “Eggman” Robotnik. #SonicRP #MVRP

MY PICKLE IS NOT SAFE!!

Happy Halloween!!!!

I’ve —UGH— got this! Aaaand 10! Phew that was quite the workout!!

Sponge always says: You gotta stay in shape!

Bahahaha! Oops my bad, it’s night time here in Bikini Bottom too!

Good morning there, Kind Stranger Frog!

❝ 𝓜𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮. ❞ Blaze the Cat is normally dignified, calm, and level-headed, but she tends to conceal her true feelings. •Guardian of the Sol Emeralds. •Princess from another dimension. •Secret fear of heights. •Born with the ability to control flames.

Afternoon? Oh no, I over slept!! Mr. Krabs is gonna kill me!!! Or worse… fiiiire me!

GOOD MORNING BIKINI BOTTOM!!!!

Oh! Like King Neptune! Or Poseidon! Or other King Neptune!

Bahahaha! I’m a sponge! …What’s a Kami?

I’m ready!

”𝐒𝐚𝐲 𝑺𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒓 𝑹𝒖𝒔𝒉! 𝑺𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒓 𝑹𝒖𝒔𝒉!”

The greatest of mornings to the nighttime! ^_^

“Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair.”

//HAIIII!! I will like to announce the server that we made!! Parody paradise!!! Make sure to repost and like this for more people to see the invite! discord.gg/CaAb3ursCc

//had to cook a bit. credits to u/TheLedgendarydragon on Reddit for the Wither Storm gif

// what if i made a John Marston account 😂

ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔧𝔬𝔦𝔫 𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔢𝔞? (YEP WE REDOING THE PINNED FOR BLUE SKY!) *Been doing Yuri for four years now. *Not much lewd on the TL. *Good amount of lewd in the DMs. *Yuri is bisexual but mostly likes the ladies. *Has never beaten the game fully. *I swear I know what I’m doing.

Dudes trying to beat a carrot

Mr. Swags! Guess what? I have 100 wonderful followers!!! Bahahaha!!

// I want to be a dbz parody account. I was a Goku but I didn’t know if I could do it. So who we missing?

When my tearducts give issue, I can't use just any tissue! I need 4 ply, 4 ply, 4 ply when I cry! HUAH!

//I use light mode and my header still blinds me…

It’s a-me! Bahahahaha!

I am Sailor Moon! I stand for love. And I also stand for justice. And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you! 🌸🌙🌸

YIPPIE! Breakfast! The most important meal of the day.

go.bsky.app/NB1hMHy // I made a Bluesky Parodybob Starterpack with most if not all Spongebob Parody accounts. Enjoy! (P.S: If you want to be added or removed from here simply comment down below asking one thing or the other.) ...Don't ask why I'm making this at 1 in the morning.

Goodnight everyone! 😴

DRATS. I DESPISE YOU, SpongeBOOB. >:C Mark my words, I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

// spongebob bsky parody community lore goes hard

THOUGH HIS PATTIES MAY BE MEDIOCRE, EUGENE H. KRABS IS INNOCENT.

// I like how the addition of a news station started a huge drama in the SpongeBob community immediately 😂

@uforgotthepickles.bsky.social you know Mr. Krabs is innocent ….right? c;

Mr. Krabs is innocent I tell you!!!

If you haven’t heard of glorb you should really check out their stuff Here’s a thread of a few of my favorites. youtu.be/pL9o_BwSN-o?...

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