I FUCKING LOVE MY SON

Friendly reminder to yeet lolicon out of our planet’s orbit.

THEY FUCKING TURNED ME INTO A CAT AND I LOVE IT

This comes to proves that the accuser was only a clout chaser. And he’s also a minor at that time, so that explains the lack of research.

UPDATE: NEW INFO GATHERED

THE CONTROVERSY AROUND ME IS FUCKING EXAGGERATED

does NOT count as lolicon. I’ll link my finding here. +

THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FALSE?!

TW: MENTIONS OF LOLICON

No really. I don’t want to make people uncomfortable. That’s why my DMs are open so we can talk things out

What’s this with calling the writer a child dater? He’s weird fr, but not THAT weird.

ey writer here I don’t feel exactly comfortable with everyone calling my Mario a p*dophile. I mean he’s a gaming icon made for kids. Or if y’all are referring to what happened here recently, you’re gonna need my side of the story to piece together the full story. DMs are open

TO ALL OF YOU CHUMPS WHO THINK MARIO OR THE WRITER IS A CHILD DIDDLER: NUH UH + WHERE’S THE PROOF + WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I hate my job

Slander is the worst way to ruin someone's reputation.

Bro’s looking like a gummy bear

what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?

Good morn- *checks clock* Shit. Good afternoon.

I fucking hate tractors now

If any of YOU GUYS are seeing this, it's best to move on. Drama hurts, y'know.

Every dog has his day. Where there's a dog, there's a way.

Someone should make a Minecraft mod about DK Bananza

Why the fuck is Humpty Dumpty sitting on the counter

This is who runs this account (Check alt lol)

We're about halfway through the decade. What are your four favorite movies of the 2020s?

Don’t tell the old fuck but bad mornin’

Heh. Women am I right?

@unclegrandpadotexe.bsky.social Why the fuck is there ice in the fucking friers???? Imma have my manager ban your ass

If any of YOU GUYS are seeing this, it's best to move on. Drama hurts, y'know.

I’m starting to rethink my career choices. At work now btw. Feel free to visit

I like ferrets. They’re cute.

Modder adds hidden and custom tracks to Mario Kart Arcade GP DX http://gonintendo.com/contents/50749-modder-adds-hidden-and-custom-tracks-to-mario-kart-arcade-gp-dx #mario-kart

If any of YOU GUYS are seeing this, it's best to move on. Drama hurts, y'know.

Good morning Look at this ugly ass squirrel I found.

Wandering into the wrong places... #Minecraft #CWSM #Modding

Dawg let me do my shit

I am going to bed I’m sleepy Good night you fat noodles

We sell food here, sir

Holy fuck. What happened to sonix

Holy shit guys I got a job at McDonald’s

That’s an oddly specific request.

Let’s talk about something fun. Share a game you played in your childhood. Can be a video game like PAC-MAN, board game like Monopoly, or a physical game like Hide and Seek. I’ll go first. SUPER MARIO GALAXY

I’d like to apologize to anyone who saw the vent art on all of my RP accounts. My phone ran into a glitch where I couldn’t see the art and I thought it didn’t post. So I repeated it on most of my other accounts. They are all deleted now and the original is still here on my main. Mistakes are made!

Yo chat. My writer posted some vent art here by accident. I think his phone is acting up or something.

TW: Disturbing content