Christmas, I told my dad that if he applied to finish his Doctorate, I’d apply to start my master’s. Why this man ain’t tell me he applied and done got into a doctoral program 😭 I’m proud of him but I gotta learn to stop running my mouth bc not I gotta hold up my end of the deal 🥴

Besides magnesium idk wtf is in these drinks that has me knocking out almost as soon as I finish the can but whatever it is, the shit works well.

I just think is wild how it took us six months to get through January but we shot through February in 3 business days.

Why tf does b2k - Omarion keep popping up on my FYP on TikTok 😭😭😭😭

And my e-file died so I can’t finish them 🤣

I started the process of doing my nails and now I don’t wanna finish them 😭

Me being one of those commentators bc girl, do something abt these tickets! We don’t want that damn perfume 😭

😂😂😂

MY GOD DRAKE IS 38 ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF RAPPING ABOUT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE YOU?!

Why is this Blonde-Haired Rodeo Bandit trying to sell us another perfume in the midst of a ticket debacle?!?

I don’t jump to cape for men especially wealthy ones but that story was some bullshit from the jump 😭

I know Bry probably SICK of yall 😭😭 God knew I wasn’t built to be with no fine famous nigga bc the way I’d be beating hoes up and knocking bitches out they shoes? The local jail would have a cell with my name on it 💀

So what I’m getting is, if I change my tax exemptions to lower the amount of federal taxes I pay, no one’s gonna be there to notice. Got it.

WHO IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN THAT SELLING A RESALE TICKET IN THE 700 SECTION IN HOUSTON FOR $565?!?

You- Jesse Powell As- Stevie Wonder

I swear that boy ate at least 3 days worth of food for me in one sitting talking about “I’m just getting started” he gone eat that school out of house and home by the end of the semester 💀💀

My little brother just sent the family gf a picture of his breakfast and it’s 4 FULL pates of food. And he talking about he still hungry 😭

In my defense: They all deserved it. Better luck next year 🤷🏾‍♀️

STOP PUTTING SUGAR IN YOUR GRITS

&& Capcut too!!

Why tf did the hotel I was trying to book rates jump up $50/night before I could finish checking out 😭 shit went from $366 to $485 🥴

George Lopez look like life been kicking his ass. Being prejudice will do that to you though 😬

I might’ve fucked up by forgetting to get my hotel the same day I bought my ticket 😭

😭😭😭 i figured once they started talking abt it in TT that they’d stop it with a quickness. I’m not saying it should have been gatekept but it shouldn’t have been posted to TT lol

WEBBIE IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

So you mean to tell me that nigga sat in the queue, bought tickets, and drove up the dynamic pricing for everyone else just to sell them for profit... DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH?!? Tell him come here rq…

1. Baton Rouge being on this list lets me know whoever compiled this list just closed their eyes and pointed at 20 random cities on a map 2. How is it that they got Orleans Parish right but then three entries later wrote East Baton Rouge County? 😂

I keep looking to find a cheaper CC ticket but imma just take what I have and shut the hell up bc them prices ain’t getting ANY better 😭

This is the concert equivalent to turning in a research paper from a student that took your class 2 semesters ago and only changing your name on the front page 😭😭😭

And I’ve needed that damn bra for at least 5 different occasions where my outfit FLOPPED bc I didn’t have the right bra & it was just in the wrong drawer this whole time. I’m so irritated 😣

Bro having ADHD is so fucking annoying. I just found a strapless bra that I’ve been looking for since September in a drawer under clothes I never wear & I have no clue why tf I put it there. I almost wasted money buying a new one 😭😭

I’d complain more. I got fucked over a lot bc I never spoke up. I was everybody’s fav niece bc I was quiet & didn’t cause trouble but that shit bit me in the ass fr. It’s definitely why I’m so strict & don’t tolerate any bullshit now.

Life w/o social media. I feel so bad bc ppl always wanna record & post everything now. Like imagine you’re having a terrible day & you embarrassingly fall somewhere w/ a security camera. Then go home & see yourself busting your ass on TT bc someone recorded the security footage & posted it 😭😭

People learning that their opinions are not facts, they don’t always need to be shared with the world, and that it’s okay when someone doesn’t agree with the opinions you do share; you don’t need to argue with them about it.

The Texas Roadhouse rolls WITH the cinnamon butter

Mom: haven’t you seen Beyonce many times already? Me: Yeah…I have! Mom: so why would yo… Me:

A good chunk of parents I know already make it seem like it sucks more than it is enjoyable, and on top of that, I’d have to risk death AND possibly doing it alone to be a parent?

I be fighting for my life being a live in aunt. The only saving grace is that I can give my niece back to my sister and go in another room. Being the parent? Heavens no.

After a full day, I managed to find a code to get into the citi card presale lol. I’m so mad I didn’t think to just google it 😂

Peace and quiet.

The tickets that are available for the Verizon presale vs the ones that are available for citi cardholders is disrespectful. Just cus I got Verizon I can only get nosebleeds?!? Rudeeee 😭😭😭

This might be the culprit behind me getting the sleep I got bc I definitely fell asleep immediately after drinking it. Imma test this theory out again tonight

If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify.

That was some of the best sleep I’ve gotten in a while 😭

I came on here to say something and I forgot what time it was 🥴 I see yall in the morning. ✌🏾

Wait the duo lingo owl fr gone? 😂😂😂

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?