Haven’t self a chemical peel, so I can’t sweat for a week.

Age: 32 Male Weight: 175 Discovers knit boxers today.

10 games to get to know me 🚂

If you wanna know what a mad dog taste like take a hit from your bowl then drink a fruit juice without exhaling that’s it

Me if I was slutty gaped pumpkin

Just learned some funny ass T. Lol a mess

Besties I need a new bank. And what are your suggestions?

BITCH MY SHIT IS RIPPED ! 🤕 weekend of fun over

Roundup bartender was a fukin cutie , he can grab my ass any time 🤭

Buying computer things always has me feeling like Elle Woods

Fishing is so peaceful

"Welcome back to my channel, guys, today we're doing an unboxing video"

Cybertruck, now in piss flavor

coping

Serebii Update: The final batch of episodes for Pokémon Horizons Season 2: The Search for Laqua is now live on Netflix in the US and other territories Details @ www.serebii.net

First time seeing mega camerupt , he’s so cute!

Yall ever hang with someone and they say something that just kills your vibe for the night.. Like I might be a lil brother but you’re just an ass. Last time I gaf.

Yep just as I thought. Over it

Every time I see a caged cock I just wanna let him out. Like set him free!

If this goofy ass corny motherfucker, does not leave me alone at work I swear to God, I’m gonna punch his 30-year-old brace face straight the fuck out

Sister who is a Charlie Kirk sympathizer is now getting into nurse aesthetics and wants to be involved with my esthetics business….

I love that mars the cat will be a heinous hell gremlin on minute and a personal body heater the next

Realizing my annoying coworker who is always trying to tell me what to do has a man crush on me and is just negging me

Wanna go out and meet new gays but going to the clubs has been feeling so ran through, what else is there??? Help plzzzz

My coworker is always talking about boners and how easily he gets them around me. He’s gay so, is this a hint? Also I don’t think he’s cute so it’s just awk

Roommates gone, and I got a bag of BK. It’s about to get raunchy

Coworker keeps talking to me about north park and the landscaping. I do NOT GAF ITS MONDAY

We are losing a glorious hole and pole today to Japan today. But we’re also gaining a new Airbnb for trips

How can a safely bring my cat outside ?

Why do we want ai centers but not solar panels????

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FUKIN FINALLY ! Last two weeks were such a learning curve for me but I’m feeling really good now that I’ve completed a vid that was giving me so much grief for what seems like nothing at all, now that I know what I’m doing slightly.

have a good pump, a lil sore and after every few mites of food, you have to flex

This dude trying to milk my shirt

Smoking behind the old abandoned eagle to calm my nerves. Send help

I’m nowhere near a video editor and trying to make a simple 3 minute vid is actually sending me into a spiral.

Does anyone have any recommendations for tattoo artist’s instagram in dallas/dfw that do a some anime styles?

Ohhhh fuuuk

A chicken quesadilla meal and two soft tacos is 15.99… from Taco Bell, baby what????

Sooo, jw for the dallas babes. Is there gonna be a march for what ever is happening in the country? Do we need to start bringing bricks to the club again???

A new client is getting his ass waxed because he lost at fantasy footbal league…. This straight man better come correct is all I’m saying rn ….

Tits and Ass in the gym !!! ALERT 🚨 TITS AND ASS IN THE GYM

About to shove the cold water bottle up my ass just to cool off jfc

Forgot my headphones at home, how will I workout my buns now????

Coworker won’t stop talking and sex and about dick prints with me.

How do I influence someone else’s fyp in insta. Trying to save my r*dpilled sis now that she had to get one for her job. This maybe my only chance. Ps don’t ask how we got here

We need to put some old people down, no way you have an attitude with me at 9 am .

Had to leave the dance floor cause the drop was wack af

Blood move to muscles feel biigg

Buy chicken from the deli cheaper and less wasteful?