Not why I was expecting to cry before 7am but here we are. Go Huskies.

I'm usually so diligent about monitoring online banking, but the scammer who has stolen over $200 in small increments from my account blew her cover yesterday when she *called* pretending to be BoA to alert me to fraud. Be careful and be scam-savvy, I know BoA won't ever call from a random number.

And here is one of my foster kittens who is doing her best

Anyone interested in Rubi? She's my fave and she's so sad in her kennel but once she gets outside, man... She's in Houston if you need her.

I don't think using your phone on the toilet should count as screentime. That's toilet time, featuring screen.

My body: worn out My head: heavy My eyes: drooping I turn off the bedside lamp and roll over, nestling into my pillow. My brain: I LIKE TO EAT, EAT, EAT, EEPLES AND BANEENEEEEES

Have you ever seen a baby horse "clacking"? It's how they show submission to their elders and it's adorably hilarious. My girl (the adult) was SO intrigued by this goober-like new addition to the barn.

Ok one more #caturday post.. volume up for purrs 😍 #foster

Do you ever just look at your cat and like... 😭 #caturday

I'm fostering a mama and her 4 beans from my shelter. 3 beans are now spoken for, but world's best mama Cleo and her void don't have anyone yet. We're in Houston 👀

This is ✨ embarrassing ✨

Me: Apparently it's supposed to rapture on Tuesday? Husband: Oh yeah, I heard that. I'm not gonna make dinner, then.

Oh it's #Caturday? Fine. Here's one of my fosters.

...phrasing?

Alarm: set for 6:20am Cat: jumps off the bed to vomit on the carpet at 6am on the dot. SOLID START TO THE DAY

Oh, nothing.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of an automatic bathroom sink, asking it to sense her.

1. Soft animal noses 2. Reese's peanut butter cups 3. Crocs (the reptile, not the shoe) 4. Getting in a bed with clean sheets after a shower 5. Laughing so hard you can't breathe

Currently at the ER vet with my perfect Kitten because she was having acute onset pain and urinary issues. She's getting tests now, but they're not concerned that it's anything life threatening at the moment. I'm just tired.

Would anyone care to see more tiny kitten videos or am I just posting those for myself?

Doc I trust more than RFK Jr.

I got my COVID and flu vaccines at CVS today. Zero issues.

I regret to inform you that I didn't win.

The TX legislature is absolutely off the deep end right now

Didn't win the Powerball. Guess it's back to work tomorrow.

Two of our four beans have sprouted eyes!

Hey @mattlanza.bsky.social is this... possible?? We live in EaDo.

🙌🏻

Does anyone else yell "thank you for your service!" at the vultures doing their thing on the side of the road? No? Just me?

How TF did I end up on this dipshit's mailing list?

We made it to Wakanda Forever in our MCU rewatch and dammit I cried at the beginning and at the end and I just get so sad about it all.

WHY IS TODAY SO DUMB

This is the current situation in our middle bathroom. (We have since trimmed her nails, don't worry.)

This is... nonsense.

Dover fucking Saddlery babyyyyyy that'll get me like 3 things tops.

I get paid to do this, btw

Hey @mattlanza.bsky.social is this a sundog??

Proud Hunter College grad school alum!!

Purely based on the few skeets I've seen about Loomer it seems like she's the "ma'am this is an Arby's" meme in real life?

Whoever first thought of putting feta on avocado toast should be knighted or sainted or something.

Superchode

I left my can of Arizona sitting on my desk while I was doing some stuff and went to chug the last few swallows when, to my horror, my mouth sensed a *not liquid object* and immediately knew it was a fly and I spit everything out on the floor. I need today to be over please.

Day 5(?) of this blasted eye twitch. It comes and goes. It stops when I close my eye or cover it, so it seems to be related to light? I don't know. Halp.

Now I know why I connect to this particular Superman... he's Jewish. Just like the creators of the superhero themselves. He's what this character was always meant to be 😍

I can honestly say I've always thought Teslas were ugly, I was never particularly impressed with the interior either. My schadenfreude watching them tumble in popularity is real.

There was a bit of weather out at the ranch in Alvin today. (Watch all the way through for a special surprise.) @mattlanza.bsky.social

I'll "share the road" with motorcycles when they stop riding the shoulders and splitting lanes, TXDOT.

My eye has been twitching on and off for 3 days now. Interestingly enough, it starts twitching on the drive to work. Wonder what that means.

If my eye twitch starts when I'm on my way to work, what does that mean?