“Please enjoy Colbert’s final shows,” John Oliver told viewers at the end of Sunday's 'Last Week Tonight.' “He’s the f*cking best. Good night, and good luck, motherf*ckers!” Full story: latenighter.com/news/john-ol...

Release the Epstein files.

Good morning nerds!

"Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us."

I contemplated taking up origami, but I didn't in the end. Too much paperwork.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

When a sitting U.S. president makes insulting remarks about Canada and threatens its sovereignty, I’ll criticize the United States and its administration if I bloody well please. What happens in that country has a big impact in the world, so no, I won’t “stay in my own lane.”

A convicted felon as President of the United States talking about removing criminals is the very definition of hypocrisy.

60+ million visits to a site set up to show men how to drug and rape women is alarming. Every single person who contributes to this barbarity should be known. And if you're one of them, I don't want you anywhere NEAR my wife, my kids, my nieces, my friends nor anyone else in my life. Fuck off!

We're living through the doom loop once again.

True for sure!

Money will be made by Iran, since your deal just allowed them to charge $2 million per ship to pass through—a fee that never existed prior to the war.

"OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT!" Side story here. Look closely at the protest sign my wife & I did on the street near our local college. A woman in a Lexus pulled up to the curb to chastise me for using the word "FUCK," as in "FUCK Racism." (Her issue.) Maybe she should have a convo with the President.

This needs to change. " Trump believes in saying words and then having things handed to him on a silver platter." - Timothy Snyder

Just checking in. How 'bout those Epstein files?

NO KINGS March 28! Find the event nearest you. www.nokings.org

Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, and Tesla paid just 4.9% of their profits in federal corporate taxes in 2025. They have seen their collective tax bill drop by $95B thanks to two rounds of Trump tax cuts. Meanwhile, they've laid off thousands of workers. Trickle-down economics was always a scam.

“This is one of the most grotesque crimes of our time.”

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To all the women in the world, I too want to see a fair, more just world for you where you have the freedom to choose your own path without ridicule. Where your contributions and work are valued and appreciated. Happy International Women's Day. There's more I want to say but character limits.

The SAVE America Act should be renamed the Repress Women Act. The GOP hates women.

Makes sense

Want peace in the Middle East? Release the Epstein Files. Want China to leave Taiwan alone? Release the Epstein Files. Want peace everywhere? Release the Epstein Files. They are causing trouble to distract from those files. Never stop demanding they... Release the Epstein Files. Never

Support the Epstein Survivors. Remove the Epstein/Trump mentality from our White House. Remove the Epstein/Trump MAGA Republican House of Representatives. Remove the Epstein/Trump MAGA U.S. Senate. Vote en masse in November 2026 and overwhelm the MAGA mega-rich money.

I was in the attic when I found my grandfather's wig-making machine. It was a family hair loom.

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I tried reading the dictionary in bed last night. I didn't finish it. I got up to P.

The Germans said it very succinctly in this translated thread.The WHOLE World is watching this MOST corrupt, incompetent & unqualified regime burn down the USA. #WeThePeople NEED to #STOP them before we have NO #Democracy @jinxua.bsky.social

For those keeping score at home:

The president had his DOJ raid an election office and seize ballots. Now he is threatening to take over elections. Sadly, this is treated by legacy media as just another normal day. I founded Democracy Docket because you deserve better. Subscribe now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

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Damn. 😡😡

Rumor: "ICE might be moving to small towns in Ohio next. Small targets where they think they can succeed discretely, and won't get many protesters." Bitch, some of us live here! 🤬 Don't wish that on any of us! None of it is "small." ABOLISH ICE, everywhere, forever. 🖕🏻🧊

Grew up with this Canadian icon as SCTV was a big part of our must watch tv. Thanks for all the laughs. Huge loss for 🍁. Rest Easy Catherine. 😢💔 people.com/catherine-oh...

The president of the United States had his DOJ raid the Fulton County election office and seized ballots. This is clearly a dry run for 2026. Yet, this is treated by too many in legacy media as normal. I founded Democracy Docket in 2020 because you deserve better. Subscribe now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

My grandfather once said to me, "When one door closes, another one opens." Good man. Terrible cabinet maker.

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Doctor finally told me what was wrong with my brain. Says, "On the left side, there's nothing right. On the right side, there's nothing left."

Disturbing historical parallel here.

This is how it starts. Violence, excused. Flimsy excuses for lethal force. Power, unaccountable. Liberty on the ground while uniforms insist it was necessary.