we've always wanted to dp someone but dunno how possible that is

Jake is literally a three why would women give him the time of day

I got nice feet and legs at least

if I die before performing cunnilingus on a beautiful woman(s) I will simply Pass Away

ok y'all got two hours with that cock pic before I go back to Wholesome (holesome) posting

guys big d liked my cock pic does that mean confirmed #largedick

twin cawks (the cock ring covers the remainder I'm really more like 7.5-7.75 but one sig fig you feel)

I'm not a shit poster I'm a smegma poster {I'm cut tho :((((( }

gotta take some artful nudes I can't just post Hog and be okay with it

and I oop (is anyone surprised Really)

Wait, I just realized this is an anal joke...

it's literally a huge pain in the ass having an eight inch cock

I promise the cl*y ai*en story is coming I haven't slept well the last couple nights so gotta get my Brain Right so I can tell it with as many jokes as possible bc that dude is fucking CREEEEEEEPY

beef posting

thought it was like a Kinsey 5.5 but after seeing The Ladies of Bluesky I think I'm more of a 3.5 bc Good Lord Boobies

us ginormous, thicc, & girthy, accounts have to stick together 🫶🏻

I think more women should have Balls

my initials may be jr but I don't remove any janes

1 follower away from clay aiken tea

threads— Facebook but in twitter format for boomers who've never made a woman cum bluesky— Boobies

being bipolar is sick because most of the time I'm Great but then brain says "fuck you you're pissed at being alive" for a couple days

I must reiterate, always triturate before you insufflate

why is every billionaire some weird little freak

how do you get the pubes off a shucked cob of corn

posting your trauma as lore >>>

they really got a "show artistic nudes" option on this app I love bluesky

ok next lore post will be at 25 followers it's gonna be the clay aiken story (lmaooo)

The secret to happiness is licking balls

where are the Balls on this website

hello new followers read my threaded post on how I lay insane pipe

so, I join seeking arrangement to make some extra cash my sophomore year of college because what do I have to lose? im young, dumb, and full of cum (to dispense)

I'm in his dms and his butthole doing phenibut off his perineum

how do i find my threads friends here 💔

or do I tell the story of when I was on seeking arrangement and ended up getting a porn tape taken of me (non consensual) Fucking the Brains outta this dude and I find it on xtube two years later with a million views

ok do I start with how clay Aiken (yeah American idol loser) used to stalk me or that time(s) I did meth

oh this is the correct platform to share my Sexcapades from my Hoe Days, I get it

how many days before I post Hog I give it 3

ok I'm kinda fucking with bluesky

Ok enough funny business where are the Cocks and Buttholes on this website

yeah likely just gonna use this to thirst follow dads of questionable sexuality but hey, what else is new?

oh thank God I reserved this username and it wasn't STOLEN FROM A POSER ASS BITCH