feet are sore. I am in dire need of an attractive whamyn to rub them with her tits out

saw we were doing this. keep in mind this is from like 5 years ago

A girl liked my post and now we're getting married

My lore post has already gotten to 10 pages and I'm not even halfway through. Damn bluesky for limiting me to 300 characters per page

begging threads dot com to not consign me to algoprison for saying big boy words.

sitting on the porch, butt-ass naked, smoking a j and drinking tequila, legs spread at a 90 degree angle. a skinless corpse just walked across the backyard and into the nearby woods.

semen retention got me drawing sacred geometry again. 20 hours of work no caffeine

I'm horny for money, I'll say it Am I evil? Probably

Pink eye is temporary. She'll never forget the Rim Reaper

Can I get molds of the cocks of everyone in management so I can amalgamate them into a single perfect dildo which I will use in a form of totemic worship to cast sex magick that will take my personal efforts from team player to cream sprayer?

Can I get molds of the cocks of everyone in management so I can amalgamate them into a single perfect dildo which I will use in a form of totemic worship to cast sex magick that will take my personal efforts from team player to cream sprayer?

If we doing voice reveals y'all gonna have to pay me fr. This shit ain't cheap

here's me if you were wondering

I meet a baddie we talk I tell her I'm bi and once sucked off 8 guys in 20 minutes she leaves ... I meet a baddie

For anyone invested I am writing out the lore but I have the attention span of a newt

"jerking off isn't fun anymore" mfs when I show them sweaty super creek armpit porn

Once again begging mental health professionals to not be fucking retards

"what was that song again? big black submissive hole?" supermassive black hole by muse?

get older and you'll realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. a michael kors wallet and a forever 21 wallet hold the same money. a $300,000 house and a $1m house host the same loneliness. true happiness is not found in materialistic things, it comes from sucking mad titties

being gay on the computer in remembrance of alan turing

I should be more evil and treacherous and malicious

my fav kafka quote is: "i can't hold enough of you in my hands" i use it to manipulate bisexual women

Gamers are oppressed? Clearly you've never been a Midwestern white man with Oakleys and a 2003 ford ranger

Oh man did you eat the whole edible? The whole thing? No you're gonna be fine. The horse demons don't like that though. Yeah the evil horse demons with fucked up scary human faces that live in the bathroom at night so they can get people who are too high. Yeah they can smell when you're scared.

"shes not gonna fuck u bro" She will. She will if i post good

Sometimes you just need your ass ate

Since we're exploring new horizons does anyone want to hear how I may be indirectly responsible for the largest art heist in western Canada?

The secret to happiness is licking balls

moan louder babe I can still hear the voices

I have a crippling addiction to ass. it's like crack to me