Countryfile really ought to mention, Adam is lambing so he can kill and sell those lambs.

I can hear a smoke alarm low-battery chirp from another flat as clear as if it was in my room. Now afraid to fart.

I can't believe it's not Churchill.

A lot of BS posts look like FB posts. That is not a good look.

Feels like a USA uprising against their incompetent president would be welcome.

Didn't know USA played baseball.

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Yes but it was pronounced Fronkensteen

Tony 'Cherie let me do her' Blair has entered the chat.

Your clocks might have changed, but THE clocks haven't. Come back in 3 weeks.

Great Britain playing baseball now? Great Britain? Baseball? Now? It's 2:53 am.

Forgotten Kari Lake was a thing.

'If Kamala had been better we wouldn't have Trump's Fuck off America.

Your president is a shit #notnews

Did he shit the bed again?

Nothing more disturbing than getting a like for a 14 day old post.

John Wick is him shooting a lot of people very close through the head.

BBC critiquing Iran's president, so balance.

Just realised Tim Davie is still in charge of BBC.

Mahmood isn't making this shit up on her own but she does seem happy to be the voice.

No competent hitmen these days.

The mission is 'Fuck Yeah!' and that's basically it.

The Onion Song by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell

How is the US Navy getting away with murdering sailors?

My memory of time and TV is obviously cracked. I thought I remembered staying up watching After Dark when I was a student. Nope. It was when I was an unemployed graduate.

Of course I've never wanted to reply to a post more than this one. Quite rightly can't.

Fucking BBC. BBC News - Keir Starmer defends Iran response as Kemi Badenoch calls for more action - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Looking forward to us ships in international waters being open targets.

So many good normal people but only the fuckers seem to get to be in charge.

Bit rusty on the old war thing, but sinking a ship in international waters and boasting about it?

All of Trump's cabinet currently present as the type who really can't be trusted with a gun at their bedside.

Took a sipping drink to bed and sipped it too quick. Blaming you BlueSky. Getting me out of bed again.

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Trump and Putin next then please.

I would just like a party to have principles and let me choose whether to support them. Bluntly, that's why I voted for Corbyn, because otherwise it was another bland business man keen to win business.

If Netanyahu was murdered, wonder who would cry?

In case everyone's forgotten, Meta runs Alexa. And Alexa is shit.

The Presidential bomber jacket you see during conflicts won’t be worn by Trump, because on him he’ll look like George Costanza in his puffer jacket.

You can't catch them off guard if you have to ask permission, dummies.

Operation Ragin' Fury! Take that sausage munchers!

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"Only the Conservatives have the experience, the plans and the team to ensure a stronger economy and a stronger country." Reminder: lost deposit.

Fuck off lawyers. BBC News - Mandelson's lawyers say he was arrested over 'baseless' claim he was a flight risk www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Reform is refusing to suspend one of its councillors for calling for a Labour MP to be shot, saying it's a "mistake that we can all make from time to time.”

As orators go, Trump has unwarranted high opinion of his voice.

Electric charge is a tax on living. Shop around? Do me a favour.

Snowballs.

No one knows what 6-7 means.

Yes we do. Yes we DO.

The law never sleeps. Or it does late nights. Needs a kebab. The law needs a kebab!