Who let FIFA run a football tournament?

Not watching World Cup jizz.

Fuck off Israel #eurovision

Stop telling me not to read Substack.

Does Trump sell farts in a jar?

I wouldn't mind LLMs so much if they simply functioned as a natural language interface to a search engine which presented sourced info. But they are fixated on being God.

"When Trump is dead" is the hope. When that fucking piece of shit bubble bursts.

If we woke up to 'Trump assassinated' headlines...

The more 'the BBC reveals' the more they stink. Get back to making fucking TV.

'the BBC revealed' fuck off BBC.

Trump is a massive lump of shit and I'd love it if he died right now, for Ukraine's sake. OK Jay?

Love how cocktail BlueSky enjoy getting pissed in different flavours.

Drinking Tia Maria, and feeling slightly cheated cos the advert made me think it was minty somehow. It's not minty PSA.

USA and rogue IDF, bosom buddies xxx

Trump and Hegseth and all those fuckers. They still call for executions in USA don't they?

@rachelburden.bsky.social really not impressed by post-budget story-pumping by BBC hacks. Making a story to forcing a 'denial' that's it's a story, then reporting a denial. You are not Fox!

The '5 concerts' thing is really winding me up. First 5 bands I saw prob can't remember themselves.

Israel under Netanyahu doing Nazi executions, who'd have thunk. USA under Trump doing Nazi executions, who'd have thunk?

Always interesting which stories on BBC news site encourage social media and which don't. 'Charley' Farley's non-story about the budget not shareable.

@felicityhannah.bsky.social thanks for reminding that people affected by 'fiscal drag' will still be getting paid more.

Really pleased that Henry Zeffman has been sent to stand in Downing Street before 7am. Best use of him.

Fucking journos on budget day. The worst neighbours.

Fucking Radio 5 speculating on speculation now. Speculate off.

Monetising a chat. Well any shit head who wants to monetise the *chat* should stay up Elons arse and smell it.

USA u r so sad.

Fucking hell the cunts fucking fucking fucked His GIrl Friday.

So Trumps been on the booze/pills again.

It's interesting which stories the BBC encourage to be shared and which they don't. Relatedly: Brendan Carr can go fuck himself.

Connection's idea of the 'hardest' line can be... curious.

Now Trump is dead... Is a phrase I'm really looking forward to hearing.

I'd like to say Trump is now digging his own grave. I'd *really* like to say that.

You have to wonder why anyone sits in a room with Trump these days.

Trump is just so creepy. Nasty. Any other leader ever been this skanky? No charm, no class, no appeal at all.

Really hoping Trump properly fucks up the World Cup.

'Actually I'll think you'll find the Gestapo were very bad.'

Suddenly getting a lot (for me) likes for a bland post from August.

Weird thing is that US BlueSky haven't even noticed that Trump wants to kill BBC. So fuck you USA.

Take on BBC, cunt-trump, try it.

I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!

@jay.bsky.team now search #loli and take your time, mods.

In the wood chipper, feet first.

Outstanding MRI. Salute to the body you claim to be your President. He has organs.

Trump really wants USA to be like Putin's Russia. What a freaky turn. Reds under beds?

Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know

Supreme Court my ARSE.

Who Judges the JudgeMen?

@drbeccycoopermp.bsky.social I agree with this post 100%. Party member and voter (for you), but what the hell is your Home Secretary drinking?

2000AD prog 2459 Madeleine moment.

Trying to declutter the tiny galley kitchen, deep-fat fryer and bread-maker on the list. Now making doughnuts, no they're staying.