Sent at 10:06 am today. Walking in at 5:30pm.

Yay I’m drunk! But I shouldn’t be! Rehab!

Skin-SelfCare Saturday! 10 step Korean face, neck, chest, and hand routine. Buffalo wings, Mexican Martini(dirty) Spider-Man Noir All 5 senses pleasantly stimulated.

42 mins for 8 straight backs and a nape braid and the edible is beginning to beat my ASS

Took an edible after washing my hair. Let’s see if I can finish my wig braids before it hit or it’s going to be an interesting morning 🫣😂

I called 2 alderman offices in Chicago and had 2 similar/different experiences and FYI I don’t like neither alderman’s. Both were bullshit. Nice bullshit and ignorant bullshit Brain Hopkins and Walter Burnett. First off the way yall split up these districts make no damn sense.

Is God Is was a great movie. I wish there was a different ending but I enjoyed it throughly. Also, Sterling K Brown’s ass needs to be added to the credits as a supporting character.

I was at the bar last night and this man literally asked me about Drake album. We didn’t say a word to each other before this. He just straight up asked what you think about Drakes album. I laughed in his face. He then called me a hater. His fan base need to be separated from general population.

Lot of brown ppl in London in low wage roles who align themselves with whiteness assuming that it will keep them safe. Similar to Cubans in the US

I think I really like London

My body refuses to adjust to London time and honestly, sis you’re right! We going back home anyway

I need coffee real bad but I’m stuck in this traffic that’s about to cost me $50 🤦🏾‍♀️

Rideshare drivers know they are taking you to the airport and will stay in the same lane the whole time. The next lanes be open as hell! Enough to cut down on your arrival time and they will stay in the same lane letting cars weave in and out in front of us.

Is mercury getting her micro braid put in again?! I’ve been going through it since Friday🥲

Honestly, I don’t think it’s worth a sub period. For me anyway cause I don’t care for reality shows or docs and that the only original content they have been offering.

Netflix charging customers more, not for original content, but to create a version of Tiktok that lets you watch clips of the shows and movies we already don’t want to watch. We are paying for 30-60 sec trailers…

Queen & Princess: Beyoncé & Blue look stunning

I luh my woman!

YOU KNOWWWW!

Need my girl Tweet to perform Smoking Cigarettes on Tiny Desk PLEASE!

Been spending too much money on food… the edibles be having me so damn hungry

Roller carry ons with a separate compartment for laptops has been a game changer for my travel. I hate having it in my purse.

Had my first last week and they want 2 more to be sure. I was in that office crying and screaming.

This is easy. Kill Akademiks duh. Fuck Benny because I don’t know who this man is, easy recovery. Marry Flav because I’ve witness his advocacy in women sports(also married don’t mean sex).

I’m in meetings instead of outside with a margarita and my ass out. I’ll blame the orange senile criminal for this too!

Me X Hugo Spritz 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿👌🏾

I must have never watched Hoppers trailer

Bout to drunk watch Hoppers thanks to @bamaslymm.blacksky.app

Going to bed early on a Friday night not for Saturday brunch, but a workout class. I think this is adulting.

Definitely booking an all inclusive for myself, God willing. I deserve!

Jamie needs to give us another album. And we need a tour.

Now I’m blocked

Damnnn all that talk and post deleted….

I did but, why do we have to waste water? Are you speaking of his 2016 interview that he said he was sexually fluid? Why would that be an allegation if he said it?

The Kinsey Scale that is being used with the vague “allegations” sentence btw. Attention seeking, as I said.

You said allegations, what are they?

Tyrese walked his girl on stage and then left her😭😭😂😂😂

Tyrese had a temper tantrum!! He’s so emotional and I love it 😭😭😭😭

Tank gonna out sing Tyrese on his own track 😂

😂😂😂 Tyrese so corny😭

I can appreciate Tyrese for ONE thing and it’s for getting the predator off the stage.

Anyways I’m steal swooning Mr. Jamie Motherfucking Fox sang to me*. *Am I sitting on my couch? Yes. Did Jamie sing to ME? ABSOLUTELY!

He doesn’t have allegations, you just want attention

Tret + hydration = 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿

Man, I went a year without tret thinking expensive otc skincare will do the same. I’ll never do it again. That’s bae forever. It’s only been a month, the Before & After 💛

My nervous system is wrecked

Claude Cowork is about to get me my next promotion.

Had to listen to my fiancé complain about spending $45 to fill her tank since Monday. She complained so much it feel like Wednesday and it’s only Tuesday. Bring Friday on, QUICKLY!

Whenever Act iii release this year, I hope that creole lady give a discount to those who helped her husband pay his half of the mortgage by buying Roots passes. Blue if you see this, we are at war and poor.

Yes Juliana! I voted, now let’s put our big toe on they necks!