It is as important to read badly written media* to learn as it is to read well written media. (*caveat: this is after you’re transitioning from beginner to intermediate and can tell the difference.)

Hey y’all, I’m judging a writing contest! Come out the Booby Prize! Theboobyprize.co.uk

She’s real for this.

Sometimes I tease my consort for being a fake nerd, today it backfired. Me: You’re such a fake nerd, I bet you can’t name 3 levels in Mario Kart Him: … Rainbow Road Me:

I don’t want to post original content, I want to rot.

#ELDENRING #エルデンリング

How Pinterest sees me ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Character ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Animal ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Lyrics ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Weather

Anytime I see a really beautiful, slightly uncanny photograph, I immediately start to suspect AI rather than marvel. AI replacing art removes magic from the world.

✋vampire uses powers for seduction 👉 vampire uses powers to ensure he truthfully has enthusastic consent

Mfing beautiful idiot flew into my window now I have a whole extra responsibility and the weight of guilt 🫩

Struggling with knee capped productivity and mental health shooting me in the face. Maybe a new writing desk will help.

Betrayal comes in many forms

How does one ‘bless the rains down in Africa’? A priest? Witchcraft? Paladin? Does it get an extra d4 roll on attack rolls and saving throws? Inquiring minds.

HELP

Eldritch Entity (Self-Diagnosed)

My dreams often take the shape of any #videogame I’m obsessed with- and I’ve begun to dream in #BluePrince. I have to pick floor plans in new rooms of my dreams before I enter them. This is somehow less stressful than my StarCraft dream phase where I would stress dream about SCV management.

Tv & ennui is the new Netflix & Chill.

Your weather for today: - no matter the conditions outside, you will still feel a greyness in your soul - a northwesterly wind will bring a sense of longing for lonely castles on shipwrecked shores - 75% chance of heavy sighing & ennui this afternoon

What's your favorite animal, and why is it not this bizarre little creation???

I like to think I'm smart, but then I go into Wordle and I forget every single 5 letter word I’ve ever known.

No one told me one of the ‘R’s in JRR Tolkien was for Rizz. [‘Morning’ ~1913 “From RT to EB” (Ronald Tolkien to Edith Bratt)

What the world really needs is more bookshelves with rolling ladders.

It's lucky to get a kiss from a redhead today, is it? What do you think a punch from a redhead would do you for?

Incremental progress at #writingbattle :) this was for the Heart Battle.

Alright, I just think I don’t fully trust ‘all edge’ brownie people. I’m sure they’re nice, just not sure I can trust em.

Petitioning my consort to let me get this print by @omarrayyanart.bsky.social and letting me hang it up on my gallery wall in the living room. You just can’t beat it.

“I play #LoveandDeepspace for the combat,” is the new “I read Playboy Magazine for the Articles.” It may be true, but I don’t think anyone you tell would believe it. Cough #sylus cough

The #quote I turn to when I feel politically hopeless: “And for What, For What. No matter what you do it will never amount to anything but a single drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops.” [David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas]

🆘 I’m strugglin

We’re entering dark days. But it’s important to remember that humans have lived through them before; and despite suffering and injustice, art was created, and people made love, ate good food, and told jokes. Human nature is rancid and exquisite at turns, and always has been.

🎶 My bologna has a first name it’s ̷̠̳͚̻͓͂̋͊̒̃̐̑l̴̨̪͓̠̋ᴉ̵̨̱͔̫̮̃̕ǝ̸̼̩̟͋ʌ̵͕̙͙̫́́̐͊̑ǝ̶̭̗͈͐̑ɥ̴̺̺͈̈́̀ʇ̸͓̩̹̻̗͍̒̇͒̈͗̈̽u̵̡̥͇͘ɹ̷̮̔͗͠ǝ̵͖̰͚͍͕̀̈̀̓ʍ̶̱̞̞̝̦͓̈́ʇ̶̧̯͂̆͋ǝ̷̥̹͓̳͙̀ͅq̷̳͔̲̦͕̬̆́ű̸̝̹͙͇̞ᴉ̸͚̝̬͎̩̖̜̊ɐ̵̞̤̔̿̆͘͝l̵̳̥̥̐̑͒ͅs̵̝̐͋̓̋̎̇͠ƃ̴͙̑̈́̑͜u̷̡̗̼̺͍͎̐͝ͅᴉ̴̝͈̟̬̀͋̈́́̚͝ʞ̵̺̝̝̝̲̊̈́̽́̍͗ʇ̴͚̳͓̆͠u̶̫̙̽̈́̑̑͝ǝ̸͙́̾̔̔̿̕͠l̸̛͈̮̯͙͔̰̼͌́̓o̵̧͕̗͈͔͒̌ʌ̸̪̺̖͔͓̉͝l̵͓̪̩̋͗ɐ̴̞̾̀̎̋̔̽͘ɯ̶͍͕̩͕͂͂͛͆̍̐ǝ̴̧͙̱͂̍̈́̉̾́̓ɥ̴̧̡̛̦̗̜̪̈́̍́ʇ̵̛͖͇̬̜̳̞͛͛̈͜͝ɹ̷̢̫͉̘̤̅͐̾̚ɐ̵̜͚̲̣̠̑ɔ̸̡̛̭̮̯̩̲̓͋̀͋͋͠ͅs̸͕̆O

Writes 100 words in an evening. “Pat yourself on the back, It’s something. Maybe get a little treat.” Writes 20k words in 5 days. “Keep going you worthless sack of sh-“

He’s just a little guy #MHWilds

Borrowed from elsewhere but it made me happy the other day.

If you wonder what it's like having a co-author on a novel, it's a lot of random realizations that go like this.

Anyone else from #writingbattle living dangerously, unfinished draft still percolating? Some of my best work is done the hour before it’s due.

It’s 8:30 am and I just want some pasta Alfredo.

Does anyone else get full body rage from ASMR? Asking for a friend.

never beating the "pocket healing my boyfriend in online games" allegations

One of these days I’m going to start using my planners and notebooks Ive collected, then it’s over for you bitches.

Inject it into my veins. I shall not win but dopamine enough for now.

post an animated movie you’ve loved since childhood (Not a meme, I’m legit obsessed with the world building.)