The word bed looks like a bed

When the Left 4 Dead 2 survivors met the L4D1 survivors, the first exchange between them should have been "There's other survivors fighting their way out? How come you haven't been evacuated?" "We were Left For Dead. Why are YOU still here?" "We were Left For Dead, Too"

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and J.D. Vance will blow him up because Fishermen look like Drug Traffickers tot hat stupid motherfucker.

Trash talking Ussop to my friend for 250 episodes, just so I can pretend Sogeking is an entirely different character is finally paying off "Luffy's not gonna recognize him because of the Mask, isn't he?" "Recognize who? Sogeking? That mask's kind of his trademark. Why would that confuse Luffy?"

"Good, the boycott worked! Now keep boycotting them, so they learn that caving to our demands isn't beneficial to their bottom line!" Can we. Fucking. Not?

Huh? So the rapture is happening and I don't even know it? Called it.

Creating a Helldivers OC for absolutely no reason other than 7' tall supersoldier futas being hot as fuck.

Making it illegal to be anti fascist is wild, if you ask me

Rupture Strain can eat a metric fuckton of dick.

At least Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved. Mass debating on a college campus.

If they ever remaster Metal Gear Rising, I will instantly buy it. I don't care about the price I will pre-order it I will count the days until its release It's been 12 years and it is still one of the best games I have ever fucking touched. Top 5, easily. Probably Top 3.

Live your life in a way that won't make your last words be "including Gang Violence?", y'all

I love the unashamed hyper-patriotic propaganda in shit like Starship Troopers, 40k, and Helldivers. Hell yeah, make me scream Oorah for a fictional regime that puts everyone through a meatgrinder. I live for that shit because it's so violently anti-patriotism if you're not a complete idiot.

Bruh, Steam just broke because everyone is buying Silksong

The Left: Well, Epstein Files are about to be released. There's no way for TACO to chicken out of this one. Donald Trump:

When you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

Oh damn, someone got me a gift? Thank you, to my loving fan! Your holes better be ready for my gratitude, Fucksleeve~

Pomni with Shark Teeth is so good

I think once the list of things that kept you from sleeping includes FUCKING AIR RAID SIRENS it's time to just call it quits and stay up until tomorrow...

Today marks the 50th anniversary of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. More than just a midnight movie, RHPS became a crucial gathering place for queers, punks, theater kids, and so many others looking for their place...and each other. Irreverent? Yes. Wild? Always. Nonetheless: Don't dream it, be it.

Me right now, after Monster Ultra went on sale last week:

I was on King of the Hill 💅

Why would anyone use Cat Ears, when they could just mow a lawn?

Me and who

"Mr. Spock, does it count as 'interference' if I were to put my dick in one of them?" - Kirk at some point, probably.

Just saw the Peacemaker Season 2 trailer. I was not ready to hear Ozzy out of nowhere, dude.

Did I ever mention I have this super strong, super big, super muscular, ultra hung supersaiyan 4 chick named Banero? She's neat.

Me omw to breed every bitch you ever talked to. And then you.

First piece of art I've ever gotten of Bonnie. Yes, that shirt says Scream. Yes, like the Ozzy Osbourne album. \m/

We've lost a fucking legend today.

Anyway, here's Bonnie ramming her massive dick through some glory hole stalls, conventiently pushing the other person out of the frame or something. I forgot the exact idea... Oops. Art by SaltyChocolate / KiraLChocolate, on TheOtherSite™

Posting porn on R34 is so ass, I keep pushing it back everz single time and then forget to do it.

I'm still alive. Just been busy a LOT the last two months! Big things are coming!

Evil PSAs be like Drop out of school Crimes pays Do drugs And never wear condoms

Putting instant coffee into my coffee to drink more coffee per cup of coffee sounded good on paper.

One of these days, Alice! Edge! Goon! Straight to the moon...

My body is a machine that turns sluts into dominated sluts.

"Why is George Foreman trending? What'd he do lately?" "Dunno, probably died." Well don't I feel like an asshole now.

"This coffee tastes like the water from the sink in my east-german grandma's bathroom." Is apparently a universal flavor profile, even americans understand.

Kanye's Game of Life

"I am so horny. All the other tops are scared of me. No one fucks with me, no one wants to be my sub. They think I'm too hung. I am a victim of my own success."

Niece just grilled her mom for believing in Elon and voting the extreme right wing party in the German election. My sister fired back, saying she's gonna turn into a rotten socialist like me. Ain't ever been so proud of a family member.

So I just used some of my hyper cum sound effects, to edit some blood splattering and organ bursting audio for an Invincible meme. I dunno how concerned I should be, that it took me like 9 seconds to come up with the perfect sound. Or that it took me an hour to question what I just did.

Dude, object permanence is hard. Took me less than two minutes from "My bong is still on the floor, I should put that away", to my carpet being soaked in dirty bong water

Breaking News: Director James Gunn hospitalized with severe spinal trauma, after single handedly carrying the entire fucking DCU out of a bottomless pit

@gooseworx.bsky.social Pomni's face on those squishy, stretchy, deformable stress balls. The ones that work like Stretch Armstrong. You'd basically be printing money.

As of Wednesday, March 5th, 2025, we are as far away from The Simpsons Movie (2007), as the movie was from the first episode (1989). (Per u/SyNiiCaL on Reddit)

God I hate windows updates. Imagine watching Tracer get absolutely destroyed by Widowmaker, and out of nowhere windows blocks your screen with a message saying "Hey, uhh.. Bad time? 👉👈"

Wild. We got John Cena turning heel before we got GTA6