Increasingly pointless to post anything these days. This may as well not be satire. Might even do a better job!

I take a deep, deep pride in doing this job. But boy howdy does it grate when I see hundreds of elite "colleagues" crow half-heartedly about press freedom as they sit and dine off gilded plates, and then some of them yell at us for having no sympathy when the violence comes to their front door

It's not real until it's you. Right? Not the first high profile casualty in the MAGA / populist realm (Jordan Peterson, anybody....???)...but here it comes, like we've been saying for six fucking years.

I've been waiting for this paper to drop for several months 👏🏻👏🏻😎 The honour of sitting with the grown-ups is seeing the science in its raw form Now peer reviewed and published🏁 @DrMark_Faghy and Team... Bloody FANTASTIC science🏆🏆 Things that aren't "PSYCHOSOMATIC"‼️ doi.org/10.14814/phy...

Dear lord no way. He's dumbling down on the sycomafmatics.

You absolutely, positively, unequivocally can NOT make this up.

No. No. No. We've told you before. And whilst it's nice that you've actually listened for once, don't do exercise for Long Covid.

Do music instead.

She's saying this about Trump....to Russell Brand.

How many times do I have to tell you that I am brilliant? That I am a truly extraordinary individual? A stable genius? How many damn times??

If I were an adversary of the USA, and I wanted to undermine force readiness without firing a shot, this one of the things I would do.

Great to see they finally got men out of women's sports.

The genius of Peter Girnus is that he's not real. But what he writes about...is. Insider trading / front runnning on Trump's Iran war announcements laid bare. x.com/gothburz/sta...

Bookmarking this (April 2026) for when the case falls apart. But that's not the point. It's the accusation that sticks, not the outcome. And they know it. (Will happily admit I'm wrong, based on actual verdicts).

More PFOAs in drinking water? More Glyphosate on crops? More coal ash in rivers? "Dunno..." RFK says, "...not my department. Meanwhile: 2 + 2 = severed Racoon penis.

Don't pick a side. Simply look at it dispassionately and objectively. What conclusion do you reach?

Take the win!! Deeee-licious!!!! I for one will be delighted to be lied to over and over by this lot!! theonion.info

You can't watch a film without being monitored. You can't say specific words. Ever so close to 'Thoughtcrime' now.

How the grandson of Britain's most notorious fascist and nazi sympathiser got the job heading up Palantir UK. Read and weep.

Tucker Carlson: "I campaigned for him (TRUMP). I mean, we're implicated in this for sure. Yes. It's not enough to say, "Well, I changed my mind," or like, "Oh, this is bad, I'm out" You and me and millions of people like us are the reason this is happening right now ... I wanna say I'm sorry for

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Chaser x 2. Palantir are flat out horrendous. x.com/BetterCallMe...

One of the best takes on Covid and chronic illness I've ever seen. "The validation is the product."

How do you navigate a world where you literally can not trust anything that you don't experience with your own eyes and ears? Studies of human perception and psychology demonstrate that our senses in the physical world, let alone electronic media, are pretty damn fallible already.

It was nice for a while. The sun even came out for a few days....but, oh well...back to this again. We love the Iranian protestors so much we willl destroy their means of survival.

Shot. x.com/Ced_haurus/s...

Chaser. x.com/PalantirTech...

Nothing quite like a bit of mixed messaging.

Solid point.

Errrmm...

Wall Strait.

God, I'm so bored of the war I started and don't really know how to get out of. So, I'll just do the Jesus thing again, this time with a re-tweet. Takes too long to do an AI. Ha ha ha it's so funny.

It starts as a simple eye test. Then evolves into an absolutely superb analysis of the approaches to chronic illness. By redefining the question, answers and solutions become acheivable. x.com/ImmunoFever/...

It's not real unless it happens to you. Devastating thread of how Covid infected a healthy 15yr old and completely destroyed his life. x.com/DefectiveBec...

Ultimate cognitive dissonance. A brutal regime with an astonishingly good sense of humour. x.com/IraninSA/sta...

I concur with your diagnoses, Dr. Noem.

Cold War Steve.

Not Cold War Steve.

Banana spoon man walks it back.