I know! I know! Let's rely on the data to generate an accurate assessment of what's going on related to previous Covid infections! Good idea Dave, but don't enter the code related to mortality, mmm-kay? Un-fucking-believeable. x.com/1goodtern/st...

Hey...you know that Long Covid Brain Fog you have is not caused by Long Covid? No! It's what you're eating whilst having Long Covid Brain Fog! Do you see?

Such an insufferable twat.

Hey.....just the mad mullahs in Iran floating the idea that the capital of Iran might need to be abandoned due to insane heat and water shortage. No biggie.

Saying the quiet part out loud STILL doesn't distract from the Epstein Files.

What's that you say!?? Corporate interests corrupt both 'left' and 'right' ??? Say it ain't so!

Look at the date.

Yeah. Yeah...actually it is. Sorry you coudn't go to the pub for a few weeks in early 2020 to hear yourself talk.

Oops...

"I regret to inform you that after capitalising on insider trading and just after my federal pension kicks in that I will be resigning from Congress to spend more time with my Bahamas...I mean, Jesus, guns and family."

Colour me shocked with a dark money crayon.

Problem.

Insanity.

Normality.

Farce.

Tragedy.

Remember me?

Meanwhile..... (Actually: this is the record for an Atlantic hurricane)

MAGA being hit with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.....that everyone else saw coming over a decade ago....

Hublic Pealth's mlear cessaging.

Phew! Glad we solved that one! Thought it might be Covid.

Ohhhh...so that's why he was at the White House hobnobbing with a murderer and a man he directly implicated in the Epstein files.

Satire is a flat circle.

Satire of satire is a flat circle.

Stupidity is a flat circle.

Remember me?

Have you ever walked down the street, looked at a random someone, and mused: 'I wonder what they're thinking?' Not sure I'd recommend it these days...

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Public Health To Drop ‘Health’ And ‘Public’

Large Increase In Numbers Of People Diagnosed With Something That Totally Wasn’t Caused By That Thing

Experts Confirm That Talking About Long Covid Really Negs The Vibes, Alan

You Only Feel So Bad Because Your Body’s Intimidated By How Well You Are

Catching An Infection While You’re Waiting For Treatment For Another Health Problem Probably Good For You, Say Hospitals

It’s Bring Your Infectious Disease To School Month

New Cutting-Edge Scans Able To Show Whether You’re Battling Long-Term Effects Of Covid Infection Or A Legion Of Demons

Doctors Thrilled You’re Post-Covid, Recommend Rest, Flu, And Some More Covid

Why Catching Covid Endlessly Is Better Than Not Catching It Enough, And Two Other Things We Tell Ourselves To Feel Better When We’re Sick Yet Again

Superb thread. What's driving pupil absence from school is....wait for it....drum roll.....Covid. Lays it all out in detail using their own data. x.com/_CatintheHat...

Pretty much sums everything up.

Everytime I think the denial rationales can't get any worse, they do. Now it's the kids fault....

Ermm....one of the most repressive states in the world seems to understand something....errr...wha...how....??