In honor of another Mets loss and the Phils battling back tonight, here is my completed knit Phils vest. Pattern designed by the genius, brilliant, and talented @paleatlantis.bsky.social

corbin carroll is a plague to society and must be dealt with

sorry im bad at using this app but will i be seeing any oomfs for the first phillies game of the season

i love to watch a single 911 fan edit and start crying inconsolably about eddie diaz

SAM HUNT DOING A POST GAME CONCERT FOR PHILLIES @ NATS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME

and the winner isssssssss @yaboi-izzold.bsky.social !!!!

got the yarn yesterday and it’s actually the same lot number. i am lucky for the first time in my life.

doing a silly little giveaway for anyone still obsessively watching cooper dejean's pick 6 💚 to enter: must be following me like & repost gimme a go birds!!! winner to be announced march 3rd 🦅

they won’t let me see bryson stott on television because i would start running in circles so hard a hole would form and i would fall through the earth

here she is all done!! 🧶

god this year sucks

does anyone here have any tips for having to get rid of an entire house’s worth of stuff for a downsize lol

trying to convince myself nothing can hurt me after witnessing the collapse of three phillies teams in succession

fun makeup sunday

bitches could not love sosa less

baseball is real and it CAN hurt you

tyler phillips YOU are a chicago white sox

the ads on the other app are driving me insane

it’s me and my slushy drinks against the world!!!!!! 12 oz tequila, 1 bag of frozen strawberries, 1 can of frozen lemonade concentrate, the juice of 2 fresh lemons, top with ice

went to ewe and me in york, pa for the first time today!!! absolutely incredible store i can’t wait to go back 🩷🧶

shot tracker we have consumed shot 1

some semblance of the phillies is about to play baseball

getting new pictures of bryson stott and alexa bliss on the regular this is incredible

current project calls for 21st per 4 inches. got 21st per 4 inches with the suggested needle size. i am not using the suggested needle size.

bink is genuinely just the ultimate perfect cat

bryce harper got a phanatic tattoo i’m all the way back in on the phillies

looking at the photo day pictures of bryson stott and giggling. kicking my feet a little.

i have 497 grams of yarn to knit a sweater that calls for 550 😃

god i hate the philadelphia phillies

making some delicious sweater soup

i cannot stress enough how little confidence i have in the phillies this season

going on an overnight trip on friday. it WILL save me.

just had two motrin pm and some benadryl on top of the boxed wine i hope i see the hat man

i miss baseball. it’s been too long since i’ve seen trea turner make an egregious error that completely ruins our momentum.

is this a safe space to say i would rather have rojas than marsh in center field

valentine’s day movie marathon/sock knitting-athon is commencing movie number 1 is crush. let’s knit this sock.

both of my joanns closing…… where tf am i supposed to get zippers now……….

second pair is done!! 🧶💚

in a way it’s nice that the country is just absolutely nosediving. gives me the shove i need to spend all of my money on baseball in a few months. what good is money if you’re dead from 15 illnesses that could have been cured if we had health science programs.

how is it within 10 minutes of taking an excedrin i can genuinely feel myself starting to go insane

just saw someone call themselves a chieftie and threw up in my mouth a lil bit

i’ve changed my mind. spring training will save me.

god i fucking hate the mets

i can’t believe it’s baseball season. as if my mental health wasn’t bad enough.

“there’s another dj setting up in the middle of the street” [incredibly tired] “we got a new dj”

last time the eagles won the super bowl i moved to philly……

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

thinking about how patrick mahomes is a mets fan. fuck the chiefs and fuck the mets. philadelphia forever.

personally i love when my enemy patrick mahomes suffers

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!