massage from mr pants

teaching my son culture

libra doodle

ok heres the update my bad

sexy update: still sexy

Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels

just met florence. lovely woman. and her machine was just as impressive as i've heard

It never wriggles.

true to each other, when heaven seemed false to them

applesauce looks like a freakingggg caterpillar

my sons are so cute

we -> chicago

im winter

Together

YEAH WE GAY KEEP SCROLLIN

at my age it's all been folded, stapled, spindles, and mutilated 📎

i cant wait to be back in chicago so i can be a fucking SLUT again . 2026 is the year of the WHORE

we got approved for an apartment :’-) thank you so much

He’s a queer man, Captain Ahab—so some think—but a good one.

we are so stressed man

When that wicked king was slain, the dogs, did they not lick his blood?

www.gofundme.com/f/help-augus... we need help

all of us are Ahabs

😀👍

I made up my mind that if it so turned out that we should sleep together, he must undress and get into bed before I did.

the alarms of a normal functional adult who has never ever been late to anything in their life

Here, now, are two great whales, laying their heads together; let us join them

imagine if the phrase “jack my swag” made it into 2026

wake up, babe it's furries wednesday

u guys will never understand the moby dick yaois. u dont get it

my back hurts every single day of my life

let Ahab beware of Ahab; beware of thyself, old man

Hey everyone, We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history. Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!

this is what hamilton sounds like

i have so much on my theoretical to-do list that i should really learn by now to make a real to-do list

killing me with hammers is the way to the future #killingmewithhammersisthefuture

i’m drawing again but its flop thus far. but i didnt have a plan going in so its jsut for fun ..

*crawls back into my hole* its where i belong

i actually really dislike social media in general i think, seeing glimpses of other ppls lives that i used to be close with just kinda sucks … Like sure i’m “keeping in touch” but like

Queequeq, my fine friend, does this sort of thing often happen?

i probably would have stolen fizzy lifting drinks too tbh

sofa king cold