I get asked at literally every market if I use myself as a model for my 🍜 paintings and like, no lol. My go to response is “if you buy it, it can be whoever you want it to be” and that really seems to piss men off, they get all huffy 🤣 #dontmindme #naturevibes #bubbletent #psa #leavemetfalone

GET YOUR POPPETS OUT TONIGHT, WITCHES. 🧿🕯️ #nocontext #nothingtoseehere #iykyk

Is no one going to talk about how the reason they’re remaking HP into a TV show is because Gen Alpha can’t read?

Shitty meme Monday 💩 #chicago #loweffort #photoshop #nichecontent #chicagomemes #hairlacher #ohare #airport #comedygold #chicagopope #chicagopopememes

Everyone on the internet rn: omg not Stephen King! Anyone who has opened or read It:

Can’t wait for the new Pope to sell his old cardinal position under the table 🥴 #popeleo #iykyk #chicago #blago #ancienthistory #illinois

Happy world naked gardening day! Here’s some #gay #sacriligeous #art for the masses #sundayfunday #artsky #illuminatedmanuscript #witchyshit #witchsky #eve #lilith #sapphic #gardening #medievalart

Alright, everybody’s got their wish, right? #allhandsondeck #manifesting #iykyk #passiton #fortunecookiemagic

Which one has the voice of Jon Hamm though? #bobsburgers #irl #wellthatsafirst #dontfall #finaldestination

Cheaper than eggs and coffee, with no disappointment after! #artsky #blinddatewithart #youdeservealittletreat #milwaukee #stickers

Dropping off mystery art! #artistideas #inspiration #spreadjoy #blinddatewithartwork #artistsofbluesky

hear hear

not usually one to get parasocially involved with celebrities but if i ever hear anything bad about walton goggins i'll be devastated

I blame the ADHD 😅 #adventuringfordopamine #fortunecookiewisdom

Can we just collectively agree to not do April Fools this year? Every day is April Fools now. I just assume anything that gets shared might be fake and I’m too tired to make it a national pastime 💀

I want a movie starring Michael Shannon and Michael C. Hall about a play that gets workshopped in Chicago and moves to Broadway and they play the same character but it just switches actors halfway with zero explanation (1)

The amount of money I would pay to see a Righteous Gemstones Live concert tour 😅💀

#thecoupthatcouldhavebeenanemail #whatisgoingon #muskrat

I love local businesses that just do whatever. I went to a local coffee shop on a Tuesday morning once and it just had a sign on the door that said “closed due to a wedding” and guess what- I survived! I still go there, I did not get angry on yelp, and I still had coffee that day ❤️

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

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