how it feels like to listen to tinashe

*squints eyes suspiciously* don’t I know you from somewhere?

Happy FriYAY into this 3-day weekend!!!

Great minds think alike, but simple minds seldom different… Niggas be dumb.

Dealing with shit like this

If Microsoft teams were a person… it’d be a millennial white woman in management.

lol mans said:

Ninja Scroll was some FUH-REAKY ass shit.

We making it through Monday

New category: “I already knew 🤗”

I want to be wanted.

Being the “planner” for anything is not for the weak… I be ready to crash out.

Is that a chill I feel this fine Friday morning?

Misunderstandings are one of the most annoying plot drivers in media.. like don’t piss me off.

Who’s hiring

I hate having tasks thrown on me last minute with no time to mentally prepare.

Letting a full grown HORSE walk around your HOUSE is absolutely deranged.

The things I would do for a crisp autumn breeze right now.

Bought a random coke can from the vending machine and it just so happened to have “SIS” on it

“My 7 month old ask for octopus today”

I’ve fallen into an algorithm full of alcoholic beverages and junk food… pray for my wallet.

It’s temptation demon season, and those old flames will be trying it very soon… STAY STONG, Frens!

Yall ever think about someone who did you wrong after some time and be like “lol, fuck you” and keep it pushing? 😂

I reveled in the bloodshed that first season gave 🤭.

Check these boxes and I’d be ready to get dosey-doed

I think I was born in the wrong region.

It’s been like 2-3 weeks since I’ve touched wine or any alcohol but TONIGHT?!

The League of Extraordinary Dicks

Dicking You

(Me secretly liking algebra because it felt like I was solving a cold case)

Well, with Hebrew origins, it means “to flow down” or “to descend” and in a spiritual context symbolizes new beginnings, transition, and transformation. I kinda feel like it fits 🤷🏽‍♂️

Tryna rework my sleep schedule is putting me through hell

My favorite phrase at the moment: “Violence is never the answer… it is a question, and the answer is yes.”

There was this cute lil video of stingrays and whole time I’m looking like

Horry SHET!

OHHHHH. I love canon events.

These voices in recognizing in Eyes of Wakanda are sending me into euphoriaaaaa

“If FREEdom is what you offer, why are there so many chains?” UGHHHH

Honestly this reads very passive aggressive and sarcastic. Throw the whole campaign away.

I’ll never forget the Aqualad undercover plot twist after Me’gan fried his brain 😭. I was SHOOK!

Working is so ghetto 🤬

You know I’m sitting here and thinking: you know who Reed Richards reminds me of? This mf here:

Susan Richards: A MOTHER.

I have officially reached the stage when all my friends are starting to get married.

I’m actually FLOORED. That hussy!

Oh this is nasty lmfao

NO FF SPOILERS PLEASSE

Raw, next question.

Every descriptive felt like that one gunshot sfx 26 y/o *BANG* Blonde hair *BANG* blue eyed * BANG* MAGA * BANG* NYPO *BANG BANG BANG*