My daughter (favourite) just swung by my office to drop off my favourite treat. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

My daughter is pregnant and craving Burria tacos and destruction 🔥 😈

Go Fuck yourself donnie

Thank you @lukaszukab.bsky.social for taking the lead on this Albertans owe you a debt of gratitude

This is the gang that will Sing Taylor swift aggressively out the car window at you if you cut off their mom in traffic

Harsh lol

Tell me what we ever did to deserve the love of pets. My daughter has been unwell and this champion is there every 🐾 of the way 💕

Got called a lil bulldog today Took it as a compliment 🙃

….Any fucking way I want This stuff drives me crazy 😡

Just a reminder: you are capable of handling anything this day throws your way 💕💕💕

Today, there are 93 #ForeverCanadian petition signature collection locations across Alberta. Please find the one nearest you and take a moment to sign the petition to keep Alberta in Canada. www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet... Your signature really matters. Show your support for unity.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah!

Got a text from my daughter this morning: why am I not surprised you’re still here 🙄

Looks like we made it through the night. FUCK!

Listening to ppl who didn’t grow up in a cult talk about the rapture is wild lol

Reasons why I go in my bosses office: -bitch about ‘the public’ -complain about my hip -show pictures of da bebe -and of the dog -and of the cat(s) -and of cookies

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This tracks

Supervisor

Just kidding I’m Tired 🥱

Y’all ever feel dangerous? I feel dangerous today 🔥

We need the NDP So they need to get Their shit together K thanx

I am meant for great things; and so are you! Personally, I think one of the greatest things I can do is to not be a giant walking asshole To people I encounter in my Day to day travels. (Great doesn’t need To mean enormous.) Have a great day, Jelly beans 💕💕

#ForeverCanadian has volunteers across our province, sharing information and bringing the petition to keep Alberta in Canada. Special thanks to our Red Deer organizer, Ayaz, for including Rimbey. Residents started lining up as soon as our volunteers set up. #cdnpoli #ableg

I SAID TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY DAMMIT

I am….valid as a human being exactly As I am and so are You I am…allowed to grow and change and reinvent myself and so are You I am…falling in love with myself and I hope you are too 💕

Spent a long time as caterpillar goo But I’m a butterfly now Worth the work 💕

Repeat after me little chickens; Today is going to be a good day. I am capable of handling whatever today throws at me. 💕 I thought we would Try this for a change instead of the bullshit we usually tell ourselves 🙃

When it feels so right, it’s meant to be. The #ForeverCanadian campaign is a breath of fresh air, a respite during a time filled with depressing news. Some chose to blow out a candle to prove that it’s dark. We won’t let them🕯️ Join us. Sign the petition. www.facebook.com/share/r/16xt... #ableg

More than 1,000 #ForeverCanadian canvassers participated in our virtual town-hall meeting yesterday. They are among over 6,000 volunteers setting up petition signature pop-up locations throughout Alberta. Here’s what they had to say: youtu.be/GERfwPj4q1M #ableg #cdnpoli

apple.news/ANFSnSldZRNO... I *used* to think there was no one worse than Jason Kenney. (Naive I know) Now that we have been blessed with ole Dani The Destroyer, I’d take this prick back in a heart beat #thedevilyouknow

Sup guys?

Today, there are 95 #ForeverCanadian petition locations across Alberta. Please, look up a location nearest you and sign the petition. Show your pride in Canada. Be counted. www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet... #ableg #cdnpoli

You guys know what’s better than breakfast?? Second breakfast 🙃

Me: you need to pee? Him: uh huh Me: why arent you? Him: looks over shoulder Me: is it because I’m standing behind you eating this bagel? Him: uh huh 😇

Some people are more dangerous dead than alive

Anyway… Epstein Files

The fact that Thomas has to say this shows what it's like in some parts of Alberta and just how worried some Albertans are about UCP reprisals And all we're doing is supporting Canada How batsh*t is that? #ableg

Should we do death day bingo 🤡

Spending Labour Day in bed like nature intended

Good thing I don’t believe on god or I may find myself bowing or offering up a fatted goat or some such shit right now 🔥 🔥 🔥

“Talk of separation is bad for business according to Forever Canadian, an organization running a petition calling for Alberta to stay in Canada. The non-partisan movement is collecting signatures for a petition to file for a referendum.” #ForeverCanadian www.lakelandtoday.ca/beyond-local...

Please, register all petition signature collection events on this website. If you are looking for a place to sign, all events are listed here. Please register as a signature collector. We need your help. Lastly, please donate if you can. Thank you!!! www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...

Forever Canadians, I have 3 asks of you: 1. If you are putting on a #ForeverCanadian petition signing event, please register it on our website so it gets promoted. 2. If you’re looking for a place to sign, please visit the website for locations. 3. Please donate, if you can.

Really raw doggin’ menopause rn

49 this week and I’ve never felt more real in my own skin 💕💕