don’t #play the #hater

#got #any #of #those #jobs #i #keep #hearing #about #?

#wow #interesting #freeluigi

everyone: "hey, we really don't want #ai in most things." every single #company on earth: "we are going to shove so much ai down your throat you will feel it when you wipe your #ass."

#foodfacts #food #facts

#itysl #hotdog #lunch

#ai #santa

#did #you #seriously #just #tickle #my #fancy

#Hallelujah #beastieboys

#wonking #in #nyc

@mayor.nyc.gov Please, please, please, before it’s too late, tell ice cream trucks to turn off their music when they are parked.

#love #being #gaslit

#paper or #plastic

#american #dream #americandream

#tuna #water #gun

“A #joke about the Ides of #March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.”

#monday #cops

weird all my 2025 Oscar picks are just Season 2 of Andor

#Teams #energy #approaching.

its an old move but it checks out #iran #oil #flip

#get #that #bread

#clam #life

Falling asleep the next panel? (i kid i kid leave me alone #film nerds) #criterion

#dow 50000

#basketball #math

#taxes #lol #dance #bitch

#barking #news

#Electronic #Mail, ill tell you what it is, a mistake

#the #shanghai #misunderstanding

#god #why

#saas y

LaDoomDoom #labubu

#Giraffe #pimp

Went to the #doctor, there's nothing wrong with me but was #hoping i had some sort of #medical #condition otherwise all my #failures are just my fault - #sucks

#wafflehouse but also depends where the #mcd is

#no #explanation #needed

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

ohhh #BORED of #peace… now I get it

Welcome to #The #Epstein #War

"Go hang a #salami, I'm a #lasagna #hog" is a #palindrome.

#ninja #turtles cowabunghole

#just #be #yourself

“If you're #edged 'cause I'm #weazin all your #grindage, just #chill. "Cause if I had the whole #brady #bunch thing happenin' at my pad, l'd go #grind over there, so dont #tax my #gig so #hard-core #cruster.”

"The kids are calling it #diarrhea. It's like #peepee but it's #poopoo."