HUZZAH HUMANS AND MONSTERS ALIKE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE TAKEN UPON THE TASK OF THE CREATION OF MY ONLINE PERSONA! I WOULD LOVE TO FIND YOU GUYS AND FRIEND YOU ALL!

NYEH HEH HEH! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED! SO SORRY I ABANDONED YOU HUMANS!

HELLO HUMANS! GOOD MORNING TO ALL! HOPE YOUR DAY HAS BEEN STARTING OFF JUST AS SWELL AS MINE. I HAVE PLANS FOR A BARBECUE LATER!

need somebody to match my freak

Me n my mutuals <3

NYEH! HEH! HEH! HUMANS, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I THINK THIS IS CALLED A MENTAL HEALTH CHECK IN IN YHE ABOVE WORLD!

ATTENTION, HUMANS AND MONSTERS ALIKE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, DECLARE A EXTRAVAGANT OCCASION! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM EMBARKING ON A NOBLE QUEST TO CLEAN MY BATHROOM! PREPARE TO BE ASTOUNDED BY THE SPARKLING CLEANLINESS AND ORGANIZATION THAT SHALL ENSUE!

THIS LINK LOOKS RATHER SUSPICIOUS 👀👀

ooc - i use ze/zem pronouns in this account but like what is the difference between ze/zem and xe/xem other than the spelling?

im doing it, are you?

ooc - wait i sound insane

ooc - me with my brett hand acc, ticci toby acc, and papyrus account… 🧍 (i have multiple personalities irl and love having multiple accounts online for every like one of me??)

crying bc why do i ha w a different personality for every social media acc bc i did not act like this on nospace even

GOOD EVENING FELLOW BLUESKY RESIDENTS! HOW WAS YOURE DAY OR IF ITS JUST STARTING… WHAT PLANS LIE AHEAD?

Severe accidental selfie. Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again.

EVENTUALLY, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL BE A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD!

And for a fortnight there we were forever run into you sometimes ask about the weather now ur in my backyard turned into good neighbors your wife waters flowers I Wanna kill her

heh

BUT WITH EVERYBODYYY WATCHINGG USSSS OUR EVERRY MOVEEE WE DOO HAVE REPUTATIONNNSS WE KEEP IT SECRET WONT LET THEM HAVEEE ITT😭😭

day 2 no zaza...

I STRONGLY DESIRE FETTUCCINE ALFREDO

WAKE UP HUMANS! PAPYRUS SKIRCLE DROPPED!

HUZZAH HUMANS WE HAVE MOVED FROM A STRAW PAGE TO A CARRD AS MY SKULL BRAIN IS TO SMALL TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEX WORKINGS OF STRAW.PAGE

GOOD AFTERNOON MONSTERS AND HUMANS ALIKE! THE GREAT PPURUS HOLDS GREAT NEWS… A STRAWPAGE IN THE WORKS!

@megumi-f.bsky.social WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON… 😈😈

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(are the caps necessary? yes, very much so.)

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NYEH! HEH! HEH!

so who here likes spaghetti?

GOOD AFTERNOON FELLOW RESIDENTS OF BLUESKY! LET THE SUN SHINE DOWN ONTO US AS WE FROLIC THROUGH FLOWER-FILLED FIELDS THIS AFTERNOON. NYEH HEH HEH!

anyway repost and i’ll erm give you what i’d feed you

THE GREAT SKELETON, DECLARES THAT IT IS TIME FOR HIM TO EMBARK ON THE GRAND ADVENTURE OF SLEEP! FEAR NOT, FOR I SHALL RETURN IN THE MORNING, FULL OF ENERGY AND READY TO PUZZLE AND CAPTURE HUMANS ONCE AGAIN! NYEH HEH HEH! GOOD NIGHT, HUMANS!

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I THE GREAT PAPYRUS-

who tryna try the spaghetti