Eddie and Volt love me. I’ve peaked @dateeverything.bsky.social

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE COSPLAY FROM THE DATE EVERYTHING GAME

I worry about the addiction of convenience

Gemini: Your goal may seem out of reach, but that’s only because it’s totally unrealistic.

Today I got to horrify students by saying “sperm and egg cells”. The world felt good and true in that one moment.

I’m going to throw up.

Gemini: You can't fix a monkey paw problem with a monkey paw but keep trying. It's hilarious!

In one week I’m going on a small stage to perform a little stand up. I’m not nervous I’ll fail. I’m nervous I’ll fall in love lol

Gemini: There are an infinite number of universes, and in all of them you self destruct.

Therapy is great, but might I recommend watching 30min of Vegeta/Bulma edits?

I’ve decided that I can’t live in the space of “I’m not doing enough”

I just got a refurbished phone and can now take .5 photos. I feel so young and so old at the same time.

What would the orcas do?✨

I’ve officially started typing out the outline for my tiny baby stand up routine 😬

I just don’t have any videos in me. Only sponge mode.

I JUST taught about Nazi Germany. Looks like we’ll be having a revisit.

Today is not pleasant. Yesterday was… gross. It’s going to be a long four years. But in other news… the orca designs are trending on my various platforms again. May the orca energy be with you ✨

If I were really smart, I’d only use my phone for school closing info and dragon age fanfiction for the next 24hrs

Gemini: You will be suddenly struck by a sense of clarity and optimism about the future, and then a hail of bullets.

I really took HAGS at face value and I was still ok with it. Like, yes, that’s the aesthetic I was going for.

Folks, if my video quality is down it’s not any app. I have an iphone10 and I dgaf about lighting.

Btw my tiktok is working again

In my dream scenario I would have a twitch stream and ppl would watch me be absolute garbage at video games. We would chat and giggle.

I am not exaggerating when I say YouTube scares me. I’m close to deleting that account.

I like that lol also looks like someone drowning. Anyway I’m doing great.

Just so we’re all clear: -Dems bend over backwards to Netanyahu’s every whim carrying through with financing a genocide, Bibi wants Trump to win and it costs Dems the election. -At the request of Netanyahu, the Tiktok Ban bill is Revived under a Dem President, closer tying it to Biden moreso

YouTube scares me because I feel like more of my students will find me and I hate that.

Teaching means I’m constantly with humans in their uncooked state. Folks, humans need connection. Cutting connections is cutting humanity to their core.

Guys, they were out of wit at the store and I’ve been running low for weeks.

I’m really struggling to not be a bummer.

I like going to the dentist.

I freaking love human interaction.

I can add videos?!?! I’m so old

How to stand up…asking for a friend

I crashed a baby shower…..on accident!

Videos talking about a replacement for Tiktok…..I’m too old, but I want the young kids to have something

Teachers from other buildings have heard about the stand-up I’m doing for a local charity show. I’m going to vomit.

Chicken enchiladas

Gemini: Relax. Take a deep cleansing breath. Now go back to fucking up your life.

Some ppl give their pets wet food because it helps keep them hydrated…so my cereal intake is now sounding essential

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

The flex of buck day off. A SW PA blessing

Playing Stardew AGAIN. Looking Sebastian’s direction. Couldn’t make the character anything like me or I’ll be cheating on Harvey. Yes, I’m the problem.

Gemini: December is shaping up to be a truly great month for rage crying.

I’m pretty sure I just joined this app to find other dragon age fans….anything else is just bonus atp

I’ll never give up Facebook…in this essay….

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