British people be like “just took a fat shit xx”

London bloomfs does anyone have a barber rec preferably on the west side? tysvm x

taste

Dannii still clocking in as a top 10 artist IKTR

found this article online that dives into all the art styles that Clair obscur expedition 33 draws from. Liked one of the paintings in it so I got it for my bedroom ☺️

t-3 days to London and Manchester (again) ☺️ ☺️ ☺️

haven’t seen it yet but already taking issue with the title card not saying “part 2”

Wdym “I can’t see taps” we have the same app and I can see them…

ngl pretty much everyone on this app pmo

accepting suggestions for Amsterdam! please and thank you very much 🙃

I knew better than to post this this time around

might be my first time doing something traditional for Halloween

nothing more humbling than guys on sniffies going silent after you swap face pics 🥹

bloomfs in / who have been to Australia: planning a trip in February, how long should I spend there and what cities should I go to outside of Sydney?

every fking cutscene in Clair Obscur makes me cry ugh

tuned into the livestream of the London LGBTQ+ convention (JADE concert)

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

is it bad that I can recognize bloomf on sniffies from his torso pic

I’ve regrettably gone back to the bird app

“Wow babe it sounds great” *types ‘who is Ophelia’ into ChatGPT* - Travis Kelce

never understand “no side / oral” guys on the apps. you mean y’all are doing butt stuff all the time, even on a weekday at 2pm? who has the time for that

It’s an emancipation of Mimi kinda night 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

me when I’ve finished but my hookup hasn’t so I’m just lying there jerking him off and my arm’s getting sore and then my friend texts me to ask why I’m late to brunch:

me when a guy 10 miles away on Grindr asks what I’m looking for

me whenever the mall Santa asked what I wanted for Christmas:

time for yet another humiliation ritual

we’re so so back

VMAs are airing on CBS this year, I am SO ready for the satanism allegations when middle America sees abracadabra

crazy how pop music went from an all time high to an all time low in the span of like 5 years

doing the dead dance all day 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

New neighborhood = whole new grid of people to not message me back on Grindr ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

I promise I’m not trying to be emo so please don’t side text me asking if I’m okay (I am) but “I don’t wanna feel, I don’t wanna cry, so I’m gonna dance until I feel alright” is kinda the motto of my life tbh

ready to see a singer/songwriter from the upper west side perform at the local pub tonight

I’ve always hated being asked if I’m single. I’ve never known why. It finally clicked today. It’s because I picture 14 year old me asking current day me that question. And I have to tell him, I’m sorry kid, but I didn’t make your dreams come true. I really tried. And it sucks.

Post-London “i hate am*rica” depression is always so real

Yes I’m taking the Labubu to body movements

I’ve watched the video of Gaga singing Hair at MSG last night multiple times and sobbed each time

literally everything is better in London wtf

I’ve been stupidly excited for this music festival ever since I got an Instagram ad for it at the gym back in December and today’s finally the day. let’s goooo 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

just saw Evita… Rachel Zegler was amazing but Jamie Lloyd just reheating sunset blvd nachos and I’m bored of it

god bless Hevy for converting all my lifts from lb to kg for me

never showered in an airport lounge before 🇬🇧

HEADPHONES ON BY ADDISON RAE IS PLAYING ON MY FLIGHT TO LONDON

My best tweet ever was “Let’s put the cialis in socialism” and I’m still mad it didn’t go wildly viral

I am about to have the best wine + xanny sleep on this red eye to London

WHERE TF IS DEAD DANCE

I need a weekend after this past weekend 🫩

there are 3 gazillion mayhem ball parties happening in NYC over the next few weeks and I’m not playing any of them 🫩 just irritating because this is the ONE thing that I can do (and have done) better than anyone else in this city

London oomfs, who’s around next week? Xx 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

bluesky algo just showed me str* p*rn so I guess I’ll go kms