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So I’ve seen soda cans, shampoo, remote controls, and any number of readily identifiable objects to “compare” given my recent birthday I felt this was apt 😂

So I turned 45 (😱) on my first ever cruise. Atlantis and the people I met was amazing beyond compare. Here’s some pics of my actual B-Day. Special thanks to @twistedbeast.bsky.social for making it properly goonered

So the vacation and the adhd rabbit holes it has brought has given me so many things! With the input of new friends I finally have a loose concept of who “Jax” would be as my ‘sona

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Ok so they’re not selfies but…here’s some hotel pics

Helloooo Miami Beach

When your straight coworkers ask “what are you looking forward to most about your cruise?!” And you can’t reply “hoping to get fucked senseless and called a Good Boy!” So you settle for “warm sunshine and the ocean.” It’s like leading a secret life 😂

PTO starts today! So excited for this cruise. It’s my 1st cruise EVER, and my birthday is one of our at sea days! Hoping for LOADS of fun 😈🐾

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Getting mentally prepared for my first cruise!

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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted! Here’s my first ride on Bael XL from @twistedbeast.bsky.social damn he’s fun 🐾

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Don’t judge me 🍦⛓️‍💥

It’s only morning 3 of Locktober and I’m already going feral. I just want someone to hold me down by the back of my neck and just destroy me

Sure. Why not?

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So many new friendos! I promise I’m not just lusting after all of you. 🐾 I’ll post new stuff soon. Work has the ADHD burnout set to max. Ty all for joining me on my slutty journey 😈

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Welp…off to Albuquerque for family vacation. “Jax” is staying home. Let’s see how this adventure goes

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Been so run down with this work project. I need play time and materials to post sooooooon! 🐾

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Just wanna get fucked til my brain stops working. Just want to be used til my soul stops hurting. Just want to service and then I’ll smile.

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In a fucking NY minute 🤤

I almost forgot to show the new toy! Sex Machine from Mr. Hankey courtesy of @mrsleather.bsky.social

Well this is fun! The fit is amazing and the color is 🤤🐾 @mrsleather.bsky.social

New gear and a new toy coming. Now to find a reason to wear it. Pics coming!

So how does some puppy go about getting used excessively by 3-20 bulls? Asking for a friend? Cuz they’d really like to just be passed around and loaded up till he’s drenched and wobbly. (I’m the friend. It’s me. 👉🏻👈🏻🐾)

Fuck yeah!

Repost if you want the full weight of a bull rutting and filling you with seed on top of you 😈

Dat’s my GOOD Boy! ♥️♥️

Fuck the cowboy! (I mean they can fuck me anytime 👀) this seahorse hits different! Totally fucking wrecked my hole. Best bday gift to myself ever!

Sniffin’ pits and suckin’ dick. R/T if this is how you wanna spend your Saturday night 😈

Yes pls!

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Decision paralysis solved! I have a new toy coming from @mrsleather.bsky.social and it’s my first @hankeystoys.bsky.social stay tuned for its arrival! I’m so excited! Happy birthday to me! 🐾🎂😈

So I’m having an ADHD decision paralysis moment. I want to treat myself for my birthday with a new toy. The problem is deciding which. If anyone has any suggestions, please link em. For my current range of reference I have decent selection of @twistedbeast.bsky.social toys all large. 🐾🎂

Yesterday I leveled up. Officially level 44. Just wanna get brutally used lol.

I don’t ever post or discuss it, but fuck I love sounding. May need to get some silicone sounds or urethral beads #sounding #kink #gaypup