Et tu, MechaHitler?

Big ups to the marketing genius that came up with this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfzx...

I'm adding you both to the "Stupid Motherfuckers Club".

Loser, mine are like 97%.

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

Thank you, Everton for winning the league for #Arsenal.

Halftime. 3-0. I want 3 more in the second half. Fuck it. 7 more. Go for 10-0.

Is 5-0 to the Arsenal too much to ask? #Arsenal #ARSFUL

Dawkins is totally fucking his computer.

Are you ready for some NEGATIVE FOOTBALL!!!???? #Arsenal #ATMARS

The United States of America is such a dumb bitch.

Fuck you, Comey.

Holy shit, PSG.

BREAKING: President Trump and King Charles III are arguing over who has the most repulsive hands

You caught the ball, bro.

Should Arsenal go for him in the summer?

Dear Canada goose eating the puddle of vomit in the Jewel parking lot, GROSS!!!

Very proud of my child for getting his first yellow card for time wasting in goal. #DarkArts

They should get a new President. It seems like people don’t even like this one.

pls win, do lots of goal @arsenalfc.bsky.social

Top of the league, bitches! #arsenal #ARSNEW

I recently realized I had no idea of how to spell “Acapulco”.

it's undoubtedly one of the worst kinds of sex you could opt for

God bless Wisconsin.

Me trollin' and creepin' on the internet:

🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

there's only one right answer: fifth star for this shit.

Fifth Star for the Wicker Park Whole Foods.

The Wicker Park Whole Foods is going to be so cunty.

WHO CARES: MALORT?

KEVIN WARSH MY BACKSIDE!

This is so cathartic, because this is how I want to talk to that weirdo.

Reminder: this guy fucks roadkill.

Dealing with some shit with my kids school. If you've got a teenager, now is a good time to remind them that school administrators are cops and they should not answer their questions.

I bet there's as much hole as there is drywall in Pete Hegseth's crib.

Shota Imanaga is at the portillos at Addison and kimball if you give a shit.

Run don’t walk!

Why isn't Arteta starting Harrison Dudziak? #Arsenal #COYG #ARSSCP

I could be getting mogged mogging you right now, you aussie bastard!

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Going to the Wisconsin Dells for my kids' soccer tournament. I'm gonna hit the indoor waterpark like Napoleon in Bill and Ted's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGJ...

If you like screaming "fuck you" at your radio machine, this episode of The "fucking" Middle is great. open.spotify.com/episode/3JE1...

Somebody's got a getting bullied online fetish. www.instagram.com/p/DW9gJhykhgZ/

I do assume the CEO of Toyota understands the basic concepts of how a car works.

Who the fuck is Douche 44 Baggo?

Fuckin' dumbass.