Undisclosed location messy northwest chicago garage is loud as fuck on harvest day.

It only took 350 angry emails, but look at these new nets, baby!

Hi, just a note— The local ICE/ERO agent directing his team to fire at reporters' faces in Chicago this morning has been threatening press since we showed up at immigration court in June. His agents shot us both at close range last week, too. None of this started today!

Every college professor should find the dumbest motherfucker they can find with the stupidest fucking ideas on earth and pay them to come to their college to douse a plate of human excrement in Bacardi 151, light it on fire and eat it on stage.

The stupidest losers ever are running the country.

Sorry, no stupid assholes in my tent.

2) There is a better video here but I cannot copy it: substack.com/@out5p0ken/n...

🧵This is a serious use of force violation. The violent attack of this woman must be prosecuted by Chicago/Illinois for violation of state’s rights. I’m going to break this down. You see her blocking the ICE van. Agents violently push her to the ground. Then you see 1 guy target her & choke her.

Every week I am reminded that paramount+ is the worst app

Atlantic Tiddycane.

Almost everyone disagrees with me about most stuff, most of them are not Nazis, but this specific motherfucker and his whole fucking crew are Nazis because of all the Nazi shit they do.

Man City looks FUCKING SILLY with those white socks with that black away kit. LOSERS.

Every time I see a Rivian I think "I bet those things are racist or something" but I know ABSOLUTELY nothing about them. I guess this is the founder/CEO.

Don't try to be Luigi, he's the only guy that knows how to write shit on bullets.

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Sometimes I feel a little left out by being an adult with zero moderate to severe conditions to treat with pharmaceuticals.

BRET STEPHENS IS A DUMB CUNT.

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

It would be pretty dope if he came out in the same suit with the same pyrotechnic display.

Jimmy Kimmel's Return: A Perfect Opportunity to Say FUCK YOU, NAZI MOTHERFUCKERS.

The annual pumpkin display at the entrance of Governor Pritzker’s personal residence on Astor Street. He is the pumpkin king. Illinois produces the most pumpkins, including canned, than any other state in the U.S., twice as many as the next five states combined.

sometimes a scwatched knee is a serious injury.

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

video captured just before noon + posted to social media shows federal agents chase a man through a residential street in the west humboldt park/hermosa area. an agent throws the man into a metal fence then yells, “get the fuck up!” you can see two support cars drive the wrong way down the street.

*Eric Clapton Voice* Do you think wives give you shit for buying the dumbest $1,099 knife on earth in heaven?

The more I see this ad, the more I'm convinced I'm going to regret not buying it if today is really the last day.

Anybody else got this stuck in their head all day? Why not? www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3cZ...

MF makes a good point.

Seriously, y'all, I'm not getting raptured at the Lowes.

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

"A dog can't be in the government!"

Anyone know what time the Rapture is at? I’ve got some errands to run.

Cops get a $2m helicopter so kids get jack

This is what the nets at the Clarendon Park field that hosts 25 CPS elementary schools 7th/8th grade soccer teams every Saturday looked like the morning of the first game. Our kids deserve better than this.

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

He's a worthless coward if he doesn't do a tight five of exclusively Charlie Kirk jokes.

JB Pritzker is the twice-anointed Great Khan of Illinois and future Khagan of the Eagle Throne. By the will of Tengri, he is destined to rule an empire the rivals the Khans of old.

kind of crazy that only two of these guys were tv show hosts.

Why is the fat guy slow dancing by himself?

I HAD A FEELING IT WAS THE TYLENOL THAT WAS TURNING THE FROGS GAY ALL ALONG.

BOOFIN SEED OILS TO OWN THE CHUDS.

CHICAGO IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY TO ANY OTHER PLACE ON GODS GREEN EARTH YOU IGNORANT FUCKIN JAGOFF.

Any Christians looking for a heathen to care for their pets after the rapture can venmo me all their money.