I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Jim Kringle just died.

Really can’t wait for the Mike McDaniel era of CU football (Which prob would be just as bad in its own unique way!)

Just saw an article published 2 days ago titled “The Mock Transfer Portal” which predicts 80 guys who will transfer after the college basketball season, which has not started. We gotta bully these people who are starting to do this shit in college sports. Truly sick behavior.

Chauncey Billups? More like Chauncey Shutsup after getting pinched by the feds. Hehehe. You hear what I just said, Ton’?

Okay one more thing on Planter: for someone who was a prolific Reddit poster, not knowing that his tattoo was on the hat of a very famous meme portraying a nazi character (seen below) is immediately disqualifying

What job is a guy with a Nazi tattoo qualified for? defector.com/what-job-is-...

Doing my victory lap on clocking Graham Planter as a “Fetterman clone” in the group chat about a month ago.

Watching the Montreal Expos Netflix documentary, and you can blame a lot of people for the club’s demise but I think it’s best if we all just blame David Samson because he’s fucking annoying.

My local 50501 which I lurk in their signal group is run like a dictatorship by an anti leftist liberal Zionist who purges anyone who says “actually don’t work with the police for March permits” or doesn’t believe in civility politics and refuses to amplify any pro Palestine events. It’s a bad org!

NOT LAST 🥳🥳

Me after bringing my mom on the trail ridge road at Rocky Mountain national park

Jubilee pitch: One liberal pro athlete vs. 25 of their teammates

The Smashing Machine not getting a good box office is unsurprising because 1) The Rock isn’t a good actor 2) Sports movies have shifted toward niche sports because you basically can’t make a film using the major pro sports leagues IP. 3) everything is too gritty and not enough “Ron Shelton whimsy”

Yeah…this is his last year on the job, I think.

Taylor Swift isn’t my cup of tea, but I hope she’s famous forever to support this cottage industry of completely unhinged people and their parasocial relationship with her, as their takes are gift that keeps giving.

Still time for Jarren Duran to give up on his foolish pursuit of playing baseball and follow his true ambitions: becoming an ICE agent

The band is named CrabSmack and they play covers, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating crabs.

At least tomorrow there is no more messing around and Masataka Yoshida will start.

Jarren Duran:

When a movie gets tons of praise, i’ll go and find the most detailed bad review on Letterboxd. This film might be the best of the decade so far. This review might be up there for biggest lunatic, hater and punk trash review of the decade. letterboxd.com/wdcroft/film...

No baseball + idgaf about MNF = Gonna go see this again tonight.

Paying $30k to someone to take the vowels out of Madison to name your kid Mydysn

Coaching staff being allergic to calling timeouts Or Me deciding not to drive to the Joseph Smith birthplace memorial to piss on it for good luck Who is to say which impacted the outcome of the game more?

Me watching Ralphie VII runs

2 of the last 3 Category Saturdays I did all Montreal Expos on Immaculate Grid. Please clap.

The Boston Red Sox, and Derrick White are postseason bound.

One Battle After Another: 5 stars.

Conference play almost entirely comes down to the Buffs’ record in its home games vs. Utah, UCF, TCU, Arizona State, Oklahoma State and Kansas State. More wins than losses there + a couple road wins, maybe a miracle win, and that’s a major improvement from last year.

Buffs basketball conference schedule is…nicely balanced?

Not logging into slack or teams so everyone at work thinks I was taken by the rapture.

Just an idiot talking about another idiot’s retirement in 2025.

I need more friends on here because digging up my old anti-Bruce Pearl bits and making the same joke as below over on the other site has gotten what appears to be at least 2 unironic likes from right wingers. We love media literacy, don’t we folks?

Bruce Pearl retiring brings the curtain down on one of the greatest and most confounding bits in college sports: Evangelical Christian Jewish Guy.

Bernie Sanders finally called what’s happening in Gaza a genocide last week. Days later, Bruce Pearl retires. Coincidence? I think not.

Bruce Pearl possibly pulling the late retirement thing because he realizes that coaching basketball would take up too much time from him being a right wing fascist online and on podcasts.

Just talked to my dad. Told me he got a text from my aunt earlier this week that my MAGA grandma was on a C****** K*** kick in calls to her kids, and he asked my mom why on earth grandma would be talking about the ex husband of my mom’s old coworker, mistakenly thinking he had the same first name.

Actually, it’s getting very funny.

Got PTSD from being subjected to a Tony Altimore post on the other site. I thought he died with the Pac 12 (2011-24)

After the allegations of potential charity fraud, my belief that the fate of the Savannah Bananas could end in a Jonestown-like situation inches ever so slightly toward plausibility.

Shocked, I say. SHOCKED.

I’ve been on vacation for 2 weeks and am supposed to return tomorrow but I am starting to think there’s like a 40% chance they wouldn’t notice if I gave myself another week.

wow! almost like the right has an intentional habit of blaminf minority groups for actions, the same groups they coincidently think should be “eradicated”

Always and forever, the New York Yankees will not beat the allegations.

The Coverado Buffaloes.

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That “uncertainty” has now been revealed to be that Russillo is launching a new media network with Dave Portnoy. Lmao. What a fucking clown.

Sorry if this offends but I for one am jealous of Ralphie VI. Getting to retire after 4 years on the job that you’re not very good at? That’s my dream.

Today’s grid is a reminder that when I, a millennial man, thinks I have a great pull of a player before my time, who I only know because he was my local ex-MiLB team’s manager one year, that the average immaculate grid player are 55 year old+ who all remember the guy and the 9% is devastating.