Happy Friday.

There was a time in life where New England public flagships, including my alma mater, held down at least 4 spots on this list. Only one remains. Stop appealing to full price NESCAC reject kids who actually study and start getting dumbasses like me back in the fold so we can end the SECification.

This was marketed by Brett Yormark as “transformative” during halftime of the CU-Baylor basketball game and when I heard that, I knew it would be underwhelming. But, at least it wasn’t my first thought which was he booked Jellyroll for a concert or some shit.

I have the correct W*ll St*ncil take, but I will not be sharing it at this time.

Now seated:

Fawaz on their Tacko until they Ifaola.

Trying to get cast in a walk on role on Season 3 of the Pitt as a Colorectal Surgeon (fka a Proctologist) called down to remove something difficult lodged in a patient’s rectum who gets to make very hack jokes like “whose ass am I here to save today?”

RIP Michael Parenti.

Once I’m done watching my team lose, it’s back to bullying my congressional delegation to say the words “abolish ICE” and call for the termination ICE surveillance offices in our state.

I regret to inform you that Colorado basketball is now total ass again.

Tim Walz letting a legitimately stupid right wing YouTuber end his political career, man, that’s charmin soft, I’m sorry.

What I enjoy about this video someone doing the Homer Simpson “Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!” near the end.

Seth Davis isn’t on here right? So I don’t have to be kind? Because his take on Tad Boyle’s remarks about eligibility guidelines….like holy shit you really cannot be that stupid.

Me to the stranger on the rooftop after we watched the New Year’s fireworks display

One of my siblings finally bought a Subaru this week. That means the only one left in our family to not buy a Subaru is, ironically, our lesbian aunt.

Elijah Malone is terrible and the coaching staff should have known better.

I’m playing this game and doing favors for the mob, alright. The Woke Mob.

Shut up Roxy Bernstein you Zionist idiot

Getting ready for holiday party season.

We are gonna be in a never ending loop of these stories that mostly equate to doofus kids seeing a bunch of TikToks and also wanting permission to say slurs on campus without being scolded. www.vox.com/culture/4714...

I remember a couple years back someone tried to convince me (unconvincingly) that he was the future of the Democratic Party, and in many ways, that person was right.

I’ve thought long and hard about Rachel Sennott and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕

Quick check in on the Vermont game, and it appears Oliver Stone is the Pepperdine Waves’ play-by-play guy.

Hello @davidjroth.bsky.social, can Defector please do an article on the seemingly very unhinged (prolific X blue check/zero engagement poster) founder of WatchMojo who thinks he can bring back the Montreal Expos? If not, just fill out the Google form he posted. contextisking.com/2025/11/29/p...

TIL that Yellow Parenti is on Letterboxd. Easiest 5-star ever given.

Uh oh, just got important at work (became the football coach at Penn State)

Colorado basketball live analysis:

With this whole OU shit, while its secondary to what the real threat is, I personally am gonna be a lot meaner to parents and students from more liberal parts of the US who are all gleefully sending their kids/going to these Deep South schools and pretending it’s not at all a political decision.

Because Yang Hansen was nearly a CU Buff (allegedly).

Me circa 3pm EST on Thanksgiving Day 2025: If Communists, if we Leftists, if we Marxists, if we revolutionaries, if we progressives, if we—all we want is to hunger for power, then why do we side with the powerless? Also, Sko Buffs.

The acceptable window for consumption is now upon us. Let’s get it fam.

Did CSU lowkey make a competent hire? I think so?

We can end the Players Era tourney by turning our entire society toward socialism.

Logging into Buffs Stampede tomorrow gonna hit like crack.

Locked in on the Quincy Allen experience on TruTV.

🎶Heading down south to the land of the pines I'm thumbing my way into North Caroline Staring up the road and pray to God I see headlights🎶

“So there’s a responsibility when they do *makes replay challenge gesture* …this shit.”

Kindly asking the Colorado men’s basketball team to get some stops.

🎶 comin out of my cage and I’ve been doin just fine 🎶

I really want to believe that even some evangelical types are getting a little bit of fatigue from every athlete in every sport giving the “all glory to god” postgame win interview, but that’s silly. What a stupid thought.

The 4pm NFL window is simply the pre-show for the 112th Grey Cup. Go Als Go! Allez Montreal! (PS - Our Lady Peace and MGK are doing the pregame/halftime shows respectively lmao)

Vermont’s radio guy said TJ Long’s favorite spot on the court is the right-wing three. I would add that it is also his favorite spot off the court too.

Apropos of nothing: Elijah Malone vs. the Big East in 3 games* has averages of 16.6ppg , 6rpg, 66% from the field (20-30). *(UConn in Maui, Nova in [redacted] last year, Providence tonight)

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Hire an AD who gives a shit avoid basketball too and when the day comes for Tad to leave, won’t do something stupid and hire Bryce Drew which I am positive RG woulda done.

Colorado announces AD Rick George will move into a special advisory role next summer when his contract ends. George had already said last year he would be retiring when his contract was up.

UMass fans deserve better. I for one am going to help them. Reached out to a prominent New York financier to help make sweeping changes to the athletic department.

Just played the Pac 12 Network theme and started sobbing uncontrollably at my desk.

The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.