I’ve been on a bender of mixing metaphors

I’ve decided to become the world’s first Nickelodeon Adult

They should’ve called this one Backroom and saved the s for the sequel

It’s time to grab life by the horns

Yesterday (2019) was actually rlly Kafka-esque when you think about it…a man becoming a Beatle and such…

May 2026 music!

Some pictures of Blondie look like they added a woman to the Beatles

Come down off the soapbox, we could use the soap.

Madonna and Justin Timberlake splitting the lyric “grab a boy then grab a girl” to make sure neither reads as gay is so funny

Zyzzyva dictionarymaxxed sooooo hard. Aardvark…do better.

Anita Ward sounds like the name of a drag queen running for alderman

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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a man and a virgin, birthed in the middle of a forgotten spot in Bethlehem, enacted by immaculate conception, grow up to be Christ the King of Heaven?

I think it’s fun to see faded “stand 6 feet apart” circles on the ground

Cnut is such a pretty name for a boy

I always thought Paul Mescal wanted gay men to think he’s gay but I’m starting to think he actually wants bi women to think he’s bi

FUN FACT: If Darlene Mitchell wins Drag Race S18, that would make her the first joyful winner in Drag Race HERstory!

My arm is muscle ideating

Mick Jagger if he were Irish: McJaguire

Shakira when Matt Damon bought that floor:

The way the Hannah Montana special, The Comeback season 3, and a comedy special by Julio Torres are all coming out this month…who let me design the menu?

I hate it when I’m watching a divorce movie and one of the characters is a filmmaker. Like oh so that one’s you?

“No pun intended” pisses me off because now I don’t believe you

Drag Race should parody My Strange Addiction I feel like that could go awful

I might engage in ethical non-monosexuality tonight…

Why does curiosity get such a bad rap? The worst thing it ever did was kill that cat…

Every show wants to take place in the 2010s now

Why is my apartment designed like a panopticon?

I wanna host a masquerade ball in Chicago so bad

If I say that was one of the best snatch games ever…

I just know I’d be friends with the first person to spell it ketchup instead of catsup

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If a contestant died on the main stage of Drag Race, RuPaul would air the footage and end the episode with a double shantay

How I feel whenever I wear concealer

A sushi roll made with seaweed paper, rice, a slim jim, a newport, and cream cheese. Call that a New Jersey roll.

Miss Piggy’s press tour is killing me 😭😭😭

People who treat LinkedIn like Twitter are so interesting

Young Riverdale

January music!!

I fear I was supposed to be born in the Greatest Showman universe

Living here makes me feel like the ugliest little gay boy on earth I swear

Honesty never pays, look at what they did to Abe Lincoln.

Chopped and gunc

Sometimes I become too aware of how many times I’ve spun around and in what direction

Bears?? Verses??? Packers?!!?!

Just ran into an ex coexistentship

You can tell when a brunette used to be blonde because there’s loss in their eyes

Vodka before tequila, you won’t even feela

If you’re gonna guess, only do it once!

People who play games on LinkedIn 😭