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Literally a seagull eating your fries Chicago • they/he
I’ve been on a bender of mixing metaphors
5 days ago
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I’ve decided to become the world’s first Nickelodeon Adult
6 days ago
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They should’ve called this one Backroom and saved the s for the sequel
18 days ago
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It’s time to grab life by the horns
20 days ago
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Yesterday (2019) was actually rlly Kafka-esque when you think about it…a man becoming a Beatle and such…
27 days ago
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May 2026 music!
27 days ago
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Some pictures of Blondie look like they added a woman to the Beatles
about 2 months ago
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Come down off the soapbox, we could use the soap.
about 2 months ago
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Madonna and Justin Timberlake splitting the lyric “grab a boy then grab a girl” to make sure neither reads as gay is so funny
about 2 months ago
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Zyzzyva dictionarymaxxed sooooo hard. Aardvark…do better.
2 months ago
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Anita Ward sounds like the name of a drag queen running for alderman
2 months ago
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I just wrote a
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letter: Tell Lawmakers, No New Prisons In IL!. Write one here:
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Tell Lawmakers, No New Prisons In IL!
Urge your state lawmakers to support the removal of the $900million line item for the rebuilds of Stateville and Logan Correctional Centers from the Capital Development Budget this legislative session...
https://actionnetwork.org/letters/tell-lawmakers-no-new-prisons-in-il?source=bluesky&
3 months ago
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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a man and a virgin, birthed in the middle of a forgotten spot in Bethlehem, enacted by immaculate conception, grow up to be Christ the King of Heaven?
3 months ago
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I think it’s fun to see faded “stand 6 feet apart” circles on the ground
3 months ago
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Cnut is such a pretty name for a boy
3 months ago
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I always thought Paul Mescal wanted gay men to think he’s gay but I’m starting to think he actually wants bi women to think he’s bi
3 months ago
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FUN FACT: If Darlene Mitchell wins Drag Race S18, that would make her the first joyful winner in Drag Race HERstory!
3 months ago
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My arm is muscle ideating
3 months ago
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Mick Jagger if he were Irish: McJaguire
3 months ago
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Shakira when Matt Damon bought that floor:
3 months ago
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The way the Hannah Montana special, The Comeback season 3, and a comedy special by Julio Torres are all coming out this month…who let me design the menu?
4 months ago
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I hate it when I’m watching a divorce movie and one of the characters is a filmmaker. Like oh so that one’s you?
4 months ago
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“No pun intended” pisses me off because now I don’t believe you
4 months ago
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Drag Race should parody My Strange Addiction I feel like that could go awful
4 months ago
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I might engage in ethical non-monosexuality tonight…
4 months ago
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Why does curiosity get such a bad rap? The worst thing it ever did was kill that cat…
4 months ago
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Every show wants to take place in the 2010s now
4 months ago
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Why is my apartment designed like a panopticon?
4 months ago
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I wanna host a masquerade ball in Chicago so bad
4 months ago
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If I say that was one of the best snatch games ever…
4 months ago
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I just know I’d be friends with the first person to spell it ketchup instead of catsup
4 months ago
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4 months ago
It's time to CHECK YOUR JUDGES BAYYYYBEEEEE!!!! Unbelievably excited to share our team's labor of love for the 2026 primary election. There are some doozies in here. Don't vote without it!
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Injustice Watch's guide to the March 2026 Cook County judicial primary elections.
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If a contestant died on the main stage of Drag Race, RuPaul would air the footage and end the episode with a double shantay
5 months ago
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How I feel whenever I wear concealer
5 months ago
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Don Keidick
5 months ago
A sushi roll made with seaweed paper, rice, a slim jim, a newport, and cream cheese. Call that a New Jersey roll.
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Miss Piggy’s press tour is killing me 😭😭😭
5 months ago
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People who treat LinkedIn like Twitter are so interesting
5 months ago
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Young Riverdale
5 months ago
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January music!!
5 months ago
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I fear I was supposed to be born in the Greatest Showman universe
5 months ago
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Living here makes me feel like the ugliest little gay boy on earth I swear
5 months ago
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Honesty never pays, look at what they did to Abe Lincoln.
5 months ago
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Chopped and gunc
5 months ago
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Sometimes I become too aware of how many times I’ve spun around and in what direction
6 months ago
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francis
6 months ago
Bears?? Verses??? Packers?!!?!
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Just ran into an ex coexistentship
6 months ago
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You can tell when a brunette used to be blonde because there’s loss in their eyes
6 months ago
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Vodka before tequila, you won’t even feela
6 months ago
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If you’re gonna guess, only do it once!
6 months ago
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People who play games on LinkedIn 😭
6 months ago
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