The best use case for my breasts truly is as a snack shelf when I’m lying horizontally. Nothing is as freeing as eating seaweed off my nipple

I want to STOP being sick somebody please nurse me to health

Thought restructuring. “I’m feeling very bleh today” > “oh, this dummy in one of *those* moods today huh 🙄” feel better out of spite. Feel better out of indignation

Hello fellow beings. In an attempt to connect socially I post to my profile designated for this purpose. Lately I have been loving the NYT game Pips it is the perfect way my brain works. You may not think it because it involves shape rotation but it works. Perhaps because it is numbers

This girl @swarmingbats.bsky.social playing Umamusume at da metal concert

If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by 💵 Recettear 💙 1000xResist ⚔️ Mabinogi 🎲 Dicey Dungeons 🎁 Mimic Logic 😈 Peglin 🎵 Ocarina of Time 👼 The Binding of Isaac 9️⃣ Sudoku (I’m sorry, it really is) 🫵 Phoenix Wright trilogy

One time my brother was playing a waifu gacha game and he asked me to guess which one was his waifu so I picked the one I liked. And he said “that one is a man” and I said “WHAT? That is so disappointing.” And I have always pointed to this as to why he probably has an inkling that I’m queer

I have spent so long avoiding looking at myself in mirrors that I just have not really noticed any changes in my body until RECENTLY I flexed in the mirror and I had DEFINITION omg it’s so noticeable when I’m topless/only wearing a sleeveless tank top, I’m so into it

Unfortunately I have finished the available chapters of Deltarune and I am indeed this character

What the hell is honkai star rail I only ever see lesbians from it (do not stop)

pre-canon dog training #kafstel #Kafka #HonkaiStarRail

Somebody at a kink party over the weekend said “oh, so you’re the source of the bite marks I’ve been seeing!” and like, yeah. Shucks. Twists foot into the ground shyly. That was me!!! I love biting let me gnaw on you

Got called a good gamer while playing Deltarune…… while it did not particularly awaken anything in me I will take the praise 😤 my fake gamer allegations have been squashed

The fuck man I got AI generated pizza the hell is this

Best Worst Idea of Your Life (2022)

Look, I know that the woman I hear at night no matter where I am in the apartment that I can’t tell whether she’s laughing or crying is not actually a ghost and is probably a neighbor. However this begs the question. Do you think my neighbors think there’s a ghost that has freaky sex every so often

New story! Mind control, no sex, only violence. It's about absolute power corrupting a psyche. It's also about the author realizing that the obsession with stories about controlling dragons was a fetish thing all along (fuck) readonlymind.com/@rezingrave/...

⏮️ #1000xresist #sappysart

God forbid a girl finally start writing again only for it to somehow highlight every other sentence for some nonsensical reason

Both @chelicerate.bsky.social and @swarmingbats.bsky.social have told me about how much a character in Deltarune reminds them of me “in deeper personal ways” and I finally played the first chapter and after five minutes with them I asked “is it just the deep avoidance?” And Spider said yes. Motherf

Uh oh! I have the same neuroses as my mother! An Ari story

www.tumblr.com/arihi/789895... First con recap up! In Ari style, I will be making another one soon and won’t stop yapping. Would love if you checked it out.

I’ll do a more formal write up soon, but at work the day after a late flight home and cursing that I couldn’t take an extra day to decompress after Beguiled. Had an absolutely amazing time and already miss my people. What’s the line I always say in my sappy posts? Until next we meet again, friends.

Only just sunken in that Beguiled is tomorrow! I will be facing it with messy hair and not enough sleep as per usual. Come say hi if you see me!

Okay okay, a little embarrassing how I only seem to be packing in black, but

I know it's not really well-regarded nowadays, but I really enjoyed the 1932 version of Make Yourself Useful! They changed a lot, but I thought it really captured the atmosphere (and Elsa Lanchester's performance - omg!)

*presses this button inside your mind*

Looks like Lulu is going to be mandatorily upping their prices in August, so, uh. If you were planning on getting the print version of Make Yourself Useful, now may be the time. www.lulu.com/shop/rezingr...

Damn @swarmingbats.bsky.social got my ass

Stop using generative AI. There is no legitimate use of generative AI. There is no “I hate AI but this is ok”. Not everyone is using it. We do not have to “get used to it or be left behind.” Just don’t. Just stop. Delete the app. Close your account. Save some money. Take the first step. #noai

The life update that nobody asked for is that shortly after I got my new couch and was like “oh man what a nice life improvement, I think I want to get a better tv and also a better bed at some point in the distant future”, my 3 year plan happened in 3 months instead

Watermelon is so good. I can’t believe nature gave us that

Birthday sushi! 🎉

The level of intimacy where your hand on their neck is a mutual source of comfort 💕💕💕💕

Splashed Scalding Hot Soup On My Tit, Immediately Put A Cold Towel Against My Skin: Why I Was Cooking In A Tight Wet Tank Top

Every time I’m offline I’m thinking about how life is beautiful and every time I’m online I’m thinking about how evil and terrible the average person is - the lesson here is to make more time for yourself offline and be selective with how you spend your time.

swimming at the anime con!! @chelicerate.bsky.social @docdwrites.bsky.social @arihi.bsky.social

Every time I’m offline I’m thinking about how life is beautiful and every time I’m online I’m thinking about how evil and terrible the average person is - the lesson here is to make more time for yourself offline and be selective with how you spend your time.

you can fascinate a puppygirl with $75

baby red ♥️ #1000xresist

Dykey bitches yap and doggirls hop in they lap it’s just how it works

I want to take screenshots of this series of schizophrenic ads I’ve received on Twitter but I feel like this will only encourage more

I asked my partner about the feng shui in my bedroom since I’m moving it around and then the next day I found a two day old Reddit post with my room’s exact layout asking for people’s recommendations?? ?

pink in the night (2019)

I tell Doc I’m allergic to the sun and she waves it off and now that I’m covered in hives she’s all saying “if I’d known??” I tried telling you!! She just assumes I’m lying all the time??