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only perverts can agree

Friendsgiving menu: White chocolate cranberry French toast w bacon for breakfast Swt potato casserole + Roasted brussel sprouts + apple pie by me Peri peri turkey + potatoes au gratin by @chelicerate.bsky.social Mac and cheese + booze by @docdwrites.bsky.social Wontons by @arihi.bsky.social

Introducing @docdwrites.bsky.social to Everything Everywhere All at Once and excited for her to watch it but then forgetting that I ALSO have to watch it like 😭😭😭 already crying in the first 20 minutes

I think during the Las Vegas Grand Prix, The Sphere should be an eye that stares at the driver in the lead. I think this would add a psychological element to the race. Can't handle the pressure of the eye of God looking at you? Seeing your every sin? Give up your position.

It’s 9 AM and I’m in my office writing petplay filth on my phone. All is right with the world

I was given writing advice over the weekend that sounds so incredibly obvious and natural but simply has never occurred to me and I really want to ask: What is the writing process like for you?

Hypnovember Day 11: Trigger

I’m on day 15 of my period someone just kill me now honestly

Every day I eat lunch a little quicker so I can fit in a walk on my break. Today’s record was six minutes

Helping @swarmingbats.bsky.social reorganize after a move and watching her go back and forth the room and randomly reappear with a dog tail wagging happily as she moves the shelves

If you see a punch buggy but there is nobody around to punch, did you really see a punch buggy at all?

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Maybe I should replay 1000xResist

Woah y’all the horrors today Suck!

So listen. I have a new file coming out... shortly. And I'm still on this whole "you should promote your work" thing, so I made a teaser for it. it came out really well! Enticement: it's got trancy words and snaps in it. CW: it's got trancy words and snaps in it. youtube.com/shorts/vIJnM...

It looked like a smile you make when you get given an avocado on Christmas Day

“I’m gonna take a cute picture of myself :)” y’all I looked downright nefarious. Evil. I know you might not believe me because if you’ve seen me it’s at a con when I’m happy but I have such a RBF. It’s like so much worse than I remembered being before. How do I look approachable

the haters have won FINE I'll draw watcher's hair more accurately /j 🙄 [ #1000xResist]

Damn, you can’t do polls on here can you? Please vote. Is it normal to have a favorite number? Do you have a favorite number. I’m gonna make this poll on Twitter too vote there too

Hey everyone it worked the pain got walked off everything is probably fine now

Me when I can’t walk off the pain?? What the fuck >:( everyone always says to do it

Doctor fucking Director conned me into a call and then read this out loud to me. I’m gonna lose it

Kinktober Day 10: Shibari

There have been like three people in recent history that have gone to the doctor/made appointments because of the sentiment “I’d be a hypocrite getting on Ari’s case to go to a doctor if I didn’t see one about this issue” and I think that’s beautiful. All in my honor. God bless

My friends keep making fun of me for playing sudoku at the club make em stop :(

The best use case for my breasts truly is as a snack shelf when I’m lying horizontally. Nothing is as freeing as eating seaweed off my nipple

I want to STOP being sick somebody please nurse me to health

Thought restructuring. “I’m feeling very bleh today” > “oh, this dummy in one of *those* moods today huh 🙄” feel better out of spite. Feel better out of indignation

Hello fellow beings. In an attempt to connect socially I post to my profile designated for this purpose. Lately I have been loving the NYT game Pips it is the perfect way my brain works. You may not think it because it involves shape rotation but it works. Perhaps because it is numbers

This girl @swarmingbats.bsky.social playing Umamusume at da metal concert

If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by 💵 Recettear 💙 1000xResist ⚔️ Mabinogi 🎲 Dicey Dungeons 🎁 Mimic Logic 😈 Peglin 🎵 Ocarina of Time 👼 The Binding of Isaac 9️⃣ Sudoku (I’m sorry, it really is) 🫵 Phoenix Wright trilogy

One time my brother was playing a waifu gacha game and he asked me to guess which one was his waifu so I picked the one I liked. And he said “that one is a man” and I said “WHAT? That is so disappointing.” And I have always pointed to this as to why he probably has an inkling that I’m queer

I have spent so long avoiding looking at myself in mirrors that I just have not really noticed any changes in my body until RECENTLY I flexed in the mirror and I had DEFINITION omg it’s so noticeable when I’m topless/only wearing a sleeveless tank top, I’m so into it

Unfortunately I have finished the available chapters of Deltarune and I am indeed this character

What the hell is honkai star rail I only ever see lesbians from it (do not stop)

pre-canon dog training #kafstel #Kafka #HonkaiStarRail

Somebody at a kink party over the weekend said “oh, so you’re the source of the bite marks I’ve been seeing!” and like, yeah. Shucks. Twists foot into the ground shyly. That was me!!! I love biting let me gnaw on you

Got called a good gamer while playing Deltarune…… while it did not particularly awaken anything in me I will take the praise 😤 my fake gamer allegations have been squashed

The fuck man I got AI generated pizza the hell is this

Best Worst Idea of Your Life (2022)

Look, I know that the woman I hear at night no matter where I am in the apartment that I can’t tell whether she’s laughing or crying is not actually a ghost and is probably a neighbor. However this begs the question. Do you think my neighbors think there’s a ghost that has freaky sex every so often

New story! Mind control, no sex, only violence. It's about absolute power corrupting a psyche. It's also about the author realizing that the obsession with stories about controlling dragons was a fetish thing all along (fuck) readonlymind.com/@rezingrave/...

⏮️ #1000xresist #sappysart

God forbid a girl finally start writing again only for it to somehow highlight every other sentence for some nonsensical reason