"Double penetration is something you gotta pray for"

It's a peaceful life.

Comedy is the fact that the image is true both in and out of context.

Friday + Pizza = 🤤🫶

Jones BBQ &Foot Massage

Being in the real world before, during, and after the internetification of modern society provides me with a lot of perspective. Philosophy in undergrad really helped lesrn me form cohesive ideas and ideologies with respect to historical and cultural happenings.

What if, on your 7am commute to work, Jenna Ortega pulled up next to you blasting "No Hook" by OJ da Juiceman?

Dungeon Family -> Outkast-> Killer Mike DJ Muggs -> Alchemist ASAP MOB -> FKA Twigs Teddy Riley -> Pharrell -> Clipse Gucci gave birth to everything Atlanta since 2006-ish

YALL 💀💀💀💀💀 I know her group chat was going UP 💀💀💀😂😂😂

That weird ass ai filter people are using on pics and videos is weird as hell. I'm blocking every profile/platform I see using it.

@charleswritenow.bsky.social Happy Birthday

Toyota Celica

www.al.com/news/2025/07... Real OG.

IG: tabi.lift

I really wish I had a nice vintage car to listen to this new Clipse album in.

Honorable mentions: Little Brother - The Minstrel Show Beach House - Depression Cherry Lupe Fiasco - The Cool Gallant - Ology I'm sure I'm missing more but that's a lot of ground to cover

01 is the start of the new millennium if you wanna get technical but OutKast stays idc

Won't even begin to rank them but: QOTSA - Songs for the Deaf Common - Be System of a Down - Toxicity OutKast - Stankonia TVOTR - Return to Cookie Mountain Kendrick Lamar - TPAB TI - King Modest Mouse - Good News for People Who Love Bad News The Roots - How I Got Over Jay-Z - American Gangster

I never had to sign up for a program to have hobbies.

Camp Birmingham was free.

"But how you just gon' put yo hand in my ass, then walk away", the gentleman at the entrance of the mall said to his assumed girlfriend .

You know that saying, “Mess with the bull, get the horns.”? It’s true.

This also goes for cheating, BTW. Thankfully, none of my friends are scumbags (to the best of my knowledge).

Grey hair count is now up to 2.5.

Fun Fact: I asked this on date before. She said Alchemist, so I let her help cook dinner on the next date.

Shout out to all the fathers who were too busy raising their kids to free Tsushima from Mongolians. Couldn't be me. I liberated the whole island. Happy Father's Day though.

I like driving too much to not have a cool car.

There are people, some of whom can smell rain coming, who truly believe that the underground railroad was subterranean.

'Summer fields' by contemporary painter Susan Simioni, based in Tasmania , Australia #WomensArt

Charlotte Perriand (1903-1999), French architect and designer who aimed to create functional living spaces in the belief that better design helps in creating a better society #womensart

Conjunction of Spheres

It's too hot and too labor intensive.

Got all negative std results back, and my credit score went up 30 pts.

I don't understand how broke dudes want so many hoes. I'm broke and all I want is a nap.

me when I meet all my sky sisters🤭

"You ever cooked a brick in a air fryer" "Michael Irving" by Westside Gunn

Yall Roots really looked down bad bad this year

"Aye cuh, lemme get 52 waffles", said the homie after pillaging (and apparently counting) the remaining ego waffles in the other homies fridge.