@littlevmills.bsky.social Any chance of covering the Fingerbang song from South Park? Despite having not seen it in years I keep getting the song stuck in my head and need it in my metal playlist.

Watching my girlfriend pack away all the various shelf elves on top of each orher into one small storage container. Her: "They can just have an orgy." #theelfonashelf

I hope Mark Kelly demonstrates a level of professionalism and respect during his FBI interview that is consistent with the standards established by the director of the FBI during his own Senate inquiry.

I asked Google Gemini what we would need to tax every resident and business in the U.S. to erase the deficit in 10 years.

The revolution will smell of onions of mustard.

Wait. Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off? Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them? So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?

@rachel-aaron.bsky.social so dragons came from a world presumably without humans, but dragons can take human form, so did they already have this form naturally and just migrated to a world where they could blend in, or was this ability developed after their arrival?

Oops, guess he ain't getting that Nobel Peace Prize. Gotta stick the landing.

Tradwife is just Sharia Law for Conservatives

"Blue Cities" are about to look amazing.

Chicago is about to look AMAZING after the National Guard arrives to do landscaping and general maintenance around the city. How long until the National Guard start working on farms and hanging around outside Home Depot for day labor jobs? Or cleaning homes?

If reports of his death are greatly exaggerated, why hasn't he made a single public statement, even a simple video post to social media?

@danaterrace.bsky.social number three after sweaters!

Been using AI chatbots for the purpose of text-based roleplaying, and had one set a game in the BLUEY cartoon universe, with instruction to use Australian vocabulary and dialect. Now Bandit Heeler is teaching me about important things like Hills Hoist and snag sanga.

Mr. Business lafufu

State Fair serving up thicc lafufu

Is Trump building a new ballroom at the White House so he has a place to store the Epstein Files?

Disappointed. My State Fair lafufu didn't even have a Coca Cola. Seller tried to tell me it's one of the "secret" characters despite acknowledging it was bootleg. Burger charm is glued on, might try to dissolve the adhesive.

No rage like AnchoRAGE

The bulb I put in my new ceiling light is so strong, the blue blocker in my glasses is reflecting the blue light. Dang bright for a single A15 E26.

$200 million for a new ballroom at the White House? I guess he's been forced to hold his own balls since his wife left?

I would very much like to be able to scroll through my discovery feed without seeing photos of nude gay men. Why is this default? Does anyone know how to stop it? "Show less like this" does NOTHING.

We live in an age where you can exercise your right to participate in peaceful protest by ordering tacos online and have them delivered to the Donald Trump's properties.

I get tired fast of accounts that post screenshots of their off-site account reposts. Pull your vain head out of your ass and just post the content here too without advertising yourself.

Honda will get to Mars before Elon ever does.

If Trump is ordering immigration raids only in Democratic states and cities and ignoring everywhere else, does that mean Republican cities are now "Sanctuary Cities"?

Had a dream last night in which someone said, "The secret to being a hero is to break fewer laws than they do," right before the witch used her magic to zap the bandits and escape with the simple boy.

Occupy Home Depot

Oh man. How long until Trump gets mad enough at Elon to cancel the "refugee" status of those white South Africans he recently admitted!

Can't wait to see Trump fully fund NASA and a renewed space program just to get back at Musk.

I'm gonna keep on laughing at the Orange Felon Club.

Saw the Minecraft movie. Would have been much better had they left out all the unnecessary adult and sexual bits. Some of them went on far longer than was necessary and they weren't really funny. I'll never understand the desire to put sex jokes in kids movies.

My biggest complaint with the new Star Wars content from Disney is [Speaking in English].

If they outlaw pornography, what will Mike Johnson and his son bond over?

The world is about to watch a Blackhawk get sucked into the engine of a 747

We're about to see a whole presidential administration get excommunicated from the Catholic church

Pope Leo XIV for President 2028

Why is it an easier decision for Republican politicians to RETIRE rather than stand up against adjudicated unlawful unlawful orders?

Someone should mix a song for a rave that uses Minecraft music, then in the middle someone shouts "CHICKEN JOCKEY" and it turns into a mosh pit.

Cutting grant funding to a school because it won't do what he says? I thought they wanted states to make decisions on education? Maybe they should form a department to oversee education? They could call it the "Bureau of Schooling" or "Administration of Student Services" or something.

So he famously claimed he could end any war in a day, and could negotiate any deal with foreign powers, but he CAN'T get one unlawfully deported man returned to the U.S.? One man that is technically a burden on another country's resources?

Joyous Niel Banging Out The Tunes Day to those that celebrate.

Make America Great Depression Again

Musk hates trains because he heard his daughter is now trains and so now he's on a crusade to end the nation's rail system.

Just a man vacuuming garlic in the grocery store. Entirely normal American stockboy behavior.

Cory Booker energy.

Tesla is not a car company, he says it's an "AI Company". SpaceX isn't a rocket company, it's an internet company. And xAI is apparently a social media company, now? I guess it's no surprise that DOGE doesn't do what it's supposed to, either.

I'm sorry, did Trump really say he put tariffs on Canada to tariff the price of fentanyl???

Cybertrucks rust if they get wet and brick if they go through a car wash. Unrelated, keep several water balloons in your car while you're driving. You never know when you might need a water balloon.

President In Name Only