welcome to today’s 10,000

if you like your poster you can keep your poster

*opens bluesky* *skyline is still swarmed with cops* *closes bluesky*

gm

ahoy skeeters

seems the sky is falling on bird app again, how’s everyone doing over here?

I need to get back to surf posting. I went on sunday for the first time in months & it’s amazing how much easier it is once you’re in shape

I have $5k worth of invites? 🚀🚀🚀

this is why I don’t get dressed

algo feed test post

every second you spend online is competing for time with your loved ones, exercise, making the world better, or smelling some real nice flowers. if it's deeply unpleasant, log off.

they don’t want you to know there’s no community notes on bluesky. you can just make things up

Watch & Wait

work made me switch to a new PC & I lost bonzi buddy 😢

I am normal & can be trusted with leaving plato’s cave

me but for @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com

hey @ironiclast.bsky.social 🔫🔫 where’d you get that pfp

gonna start my own language so I get my own what’s hot tab

my legs are now jello, so i am asking bsky… what’s your fav gym pump up song?

guys I think I ran out of posts

been just over a year since my biggest tweet

sneak peek: every post is berduck

buffalo win

Quote repost and describe your philosophy in a single image

I haven’t made the whats hot tab in almost 3 days, this is the real glass ceiling

happy friday. make sure to take some time to log off, touch grass etc

idk what i am telling you, i don't know what i am talking about

where are the F1 fans 🏎️💨

haven’t seen anyone else mention it but attn @pfrazee.com (iOS)

oooh now I get it

I heard they’re adding red & green to the sky (database)

I can’t believe they’re shutting down @bsky.app in 5 minutes

remember to get plenty of rest. your job can wait till monday

oh yes, we call him little @divy.zone tables

state of the skyline:

blocking the side of the family tree we don’t talk to in one fell swoop 🪓

Hi Bsky, meet Cocoa 🤝Cocoa, meet the Skyline.

gm bluesky. don’t forget to spay & neuter your sawblades

wild how closely tied the smell of a charcoal grill is to summer

we will not be stopped 😤

we stan the silent K

dudes rock

happy deepfates program friday

friendly reminder to unsubscribe more often

omg @mauv.bsky.social hiiiiiiii

gn