One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but if you consider your hat to be “trash” just because it’s old, then you are the trash. What’s next, we throw out grandma? #foodforthoughtforhats

Did you know you can’t get electrocuted by lightening if you are wearing a rubber hat? It’s true probably, though tragically under researched

Put a feather in your cap if you love bad bitches

Oh you hate hat hair?? Well I’m sooo sorry I protected your scalp from harmful rays all day long!

Keep your head up because if you don’t your best friend could fall off.

The thing about socks is I hate them

captain underpants also wears a cape but i guess we can’t get our minds out of the gutter

Yes, you should tip your waiter but you should also tip your gosh darn hat!

Don’t hat the player, hat the game.

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bird flu? i bet it did

My boi got head critters and a sunburn, callin it the song of lice and fire

I can’t wait for dead and co to play on George’s sphere

I actually found season 8 very cap-tivating

One time me and George’s coat broke into a Wendy’s and stole all the nuggets

It’s lonely at the top…

George’s shoes and I have beef