I miss having a jawline so bad lmao I need to get off my assssss

if I had to do pam bondis job I would have killed myself 1000 times before shamelessly spewing ragebait with the SOLE INTENTION of defending actual proven pedophiles in power

who was gonna tell me about lucy bedroque

I believe this was my luckiest cat, and on gold stake too 🤩

taipei 101 is a v3 at my gym @alexhonnold

wrong sport I think

the federal government "pausing" the 34th St busway project is a complete joke

oh my god the red sox did something... now please don't make me cry by trading Early

Milton Williams is a beast!!!!!! lesgoooo pats

idk how I was so late to the kmoe album but MANNNNNN all my homies who like hyperpop adjacent stuff (is this shoegaze? idek what genres are) should listen to K1

punching my "Connelly early 2026 all star" ticket rn

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I often use my MacBook pro as a very expensive portable charger for my phone when I'm traveling

all of a sudden maga is juuuuust fine with foreign interference. I'm not even 100% against the concept of getting Maduro out because he's obviously awful and corrupt but the disingenuous celebrations from Americans are concerning to put it lightly.

who was gonna tell me Laura les haunted was in euphoria???

is it lame to use jokers as throwaways in order to get all the gold stickers for completionist++

some good stuff 👌

loud noises, I think

does drinking at a bar called "the Irish exit" mean I can leave without paying?

alphabetical by first name 👎👎👎👎

the off-season is fun and all but I miss watching the games!!! bring the WBC asap please

Jeff Kent's 10 best seasons: 44.8 fWAR Dustin Pedroia's 10 best seasons: 44.9 fWAR Kent, MVP, 5x All-Star 55.4 career WAR, 35.8 7yr-peak, 45.6 JAWS, 3.9 WAR/162 Pedroia, MVP, 4x All-Star, 2x World Series 51.8 career WAR, 40.9 7yr-peak, 46.4 JAWS, 5.6 WAR/16

@qwaston.com I always look forward to all the different stuff you make so thank you

I wonder how many mini bottles of wine I can put away in the last 2 hours of this Amtrak journey

I miss new England like a lot too much influencer bs in Manhattan

"call me compressor I make multi bands" might be one of the hardest bars of all time

I just watched Aubrey plaza play the saxophone

do people just talk and go on their phones in movie theaters now? or maybe the times square amc is just full of obnoxious tourists. anyway, badlands was great.

why is there a cop badge there

I was just reminded of the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales

the USA is really just the bread on a Canada sandwich

why is 😭 ok but 😂 is cringe

don't worry I still be playing balatro won this cursed run yesterday

first chilly day of the year in yew nork 🤠

they are playing deadmau5 the veldt with the cinema a capella on top in the Mexican restaurant 🤩

I said free Palestine to a guy wearing a keffiyeh at lost lands this weekend and he said he didn't know that was the message sent by wearing one until after he bought it

devs should really include a "bugs added" section to the release notes for any given software update

couple initial thoughts about immich: - media loading speed absolutely cooks Google's, even using HDD-backed storage - the fact that it can detect my home Wi-Fi network and use a different server IP to leverage the speed of connecting locally is a huge QOL improvement - the app is a bit buggy still

bored watch me play balatro twitch.tv/scoobydube007

idk why but I suck at getting idol fully online, like haven't pulled it off once

tiktok has sorely mistaken my interest in jane remover content for an interest in lollapalooza as a whole

definitely a sillier gold stake run: 2nd bp showed up moments after buying showman. saw sock and buskin like 4 times but couldn't take because of dumb eternals (see double raised fist that I needed early just to survive). took 3 ectos and ended with a hilarious hand size of 1. 10/10 good time.

if I see another god damn "labubu rave" flyer (bonus points if it's AI generated) the guillotine is coming out

solid candidate for dumbest build ever

unfortunately cursor is basically the perfect implementation of an LLM-based IDE

definitely have not been playing quite as much as of late but this was a pretty fun run

can it be fall now please

blueprint irl 🤩

svdden death remains so swagged out it's unreal (this time in Baltimore) @svddendeath.bsky.social

incredible things going on over there 😐