I heard it was rapture day I guess no one I know was good enough to be chosen That's pretty fair

We need to stop letting people be famous when they're supposed to be the local meth head at that 1 sleazy gas station

Jared Leto is what happens when you domesticate the Thing from the Black Lagoon and teach it about Hollywood and I mean that as a slur

Seeing British people talk about their food in Keith Lee comments makes me feel like Gordan Ramsay performed an ancient ritual to steal all the cooking knowledge of the UK and that's why none of them realize how bad their food is

Idk how I've managed to solo queue this high #marvelrivals

Bro why the fuck don't the owners of jurassic park but cross their DNA with the cute reptiles? Always gotta cross their DNA with the predators and ones with super powers I want an anklyosaurus the size of a dog

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Probably gonna start streaming my training in Sparking Zero while I study for the SATs at the same time Makes my ADHD brain go brrrr

I need pokemon pocket to hurry up and release this new damn set I'm fiending to use my hour glasses

Man I love how close range Marvel Rivals is Like we get in each other's faces It makes it feel so much more tense having to stare each other down

Ann Telnaes deserves praise for sacrificing her job at the disgraced Washington Post in service of journalistic independence open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

Normalize pausing cutscenes instead of just skipping them

Marvel Rivals has me so spoiled I had a 30 second queue time and I thought my internet was messing up

I've been learning the power of Namor in Marvel Rivals

Ay yo FUCK the Goku Black storyline in Sparking Zero Vegito keep beating my ASS!!

I wish I had 1 extra usable limb

Shadow the Hedgehog hit the hardest Akira slide in cinematic history and not enough people are hyping him up for it

Humans just fuck with the temperature on random shit to see what makes it taste best

Slaying my enemies is temporary The drip is forever

I got Sparking Zero for Christmas and between that and Marvel Rivals my ADHD hasn't been this stimulated since my 1st Christmas with a Wii and shockingly enough i also bought a Wii for Christmas

It's the most fun you can have with a free hero shooter I absolutely love it

It's so funny watching Marvel Rivals player scream for role queue because "no one ever plays tank or support!!" when OW had the exact same problem and the only reason they did role queue is because 3 tanks 3 supports was too busted

I don't like how much of this CEO shooting is starting to feel A.I. generated

Would be unironically sick and I fully support it

Thoughts?

The best best friends anyone could have

Pokemon Pocket and Marvel Rivals aren't perfect games but they cost me $0.00 and it's the most fun I've had with gaming in a while so imma limit my complaints a bit

Idk how Marvel Rivals made me enjoy Adam Warlock this much

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800 cookie monster: is that bad doctor: sir it's deadly Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

Playing Wolverine is everything I could want it to be

Day 33 of posting daily #memes from my discord.

Wolverine in Marvel Rivals makes me feel like I'm playing an angry ball of knives in the best way possible

Idk I usually get a silly drink before running my errands

Marvel Rivals not being a couch co-op feels slightly homophobic.

I want to play marvel rivals as that little fucking shark not be at work staring at the ceiling thinking about being that little fucking shark

Moon Knight: THE MOON HAUNTS YOU!!! Me:

Marvel Rivals finally drops tonight and best believe imma be sending light daggers flying into EVERYBODY'S ass

It was me Drake!! I was the Spotify bots all along!!!

36 more hours until someone yells "WHY AREN'T YOU HEALING ME!?!?" while they're on the other side of the map I'm so excited for this game

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Jinx and Alakazam are kind of wild to play with This is the most intense battle I've ever had against a MewTwo deck

It would fix something inside me