Accountability seems to be a dying art form these days.

Last night I got laughed at by a creator with millions of followers because apparently I’m “too old” to stream in my 30s. I know I’m not the biggest creator in the world, I know I’m still learning, and I know there are people out there with way bigger numbers than me.

Hey guys sorry no YouTube today! (Been a bit stacked with work and stuff) It’ll be out on Friday :)

To whoever keeps followbotting me every stream: You’re not a troll, you’re a background error with WiFi. A desperate little coward begging for attention because being ignored in real life clearly wasn’t enough. Embarrassing.

I'd just like to say a massive thank you, we hit 4000 followers on Twitch a few days ago and I can't quite believe it, I was in no way prepared I don't feel like I deserve any of the love and support you guys give me but thank you so much, I will forever work hard to make myself worthy of you all

I’m sorry I had to end the stream early guys, my room got up to 50C… I felt like I was gonna pass out 🥵

Tonight from 6PM UK, we’re live with Dune Awakening, then Conan Exiles Enhanced! Sandworms, spice, survival, and barbarian chaos all in one stream. 7PM EU, 1PM ET, 10AM PT, 3AM AEST. Bring bananas 🍌

COMMUNITY NIGHT TONIGHT 🍌🦆 Sub goals got SMASHED, so we’re going chaos mode! TikTok: 4-6PM UK Twitch + YouTube: 6PM UK Gartic Phone first, then Minecraft Bedrock! To join either game, you NEED Discord. Check the server-access channel. Parkenev.com Gregory is watching 🍌

Next week on Twitch & YouTube! Mon: Community Night Tue: Dune: Awakening + Conan Exiles Enhanced Wed: Subnautica 2 Thu: The Backrooms Collab Fri: Kerbal Space Program Last week's sub goal got absolutely smashed, so Community Night is ON! 🚀

You know how they say dreams come true... well I had a dream I was a pro footballer... 🤣

Make sure to join me tonight on TikTok, Twitch & YouTube for Subnautica 2 & a special announcement! Starting 3:30pm UK time! #parkenev #subnautica2

Hey peeps! Just wanted to update peeps here, I've been keeping people in the loop on discord but forgot about anywhere else (oops lol). I've been suffering from a bit of kidney infection so ngl I've been feeling like utter shit. I'll do my best to stream tomorrow <3

Every day is a fresh start, unfortunately so was yesterday.

Out with the old... in with the new! Happy new profile picture day! (was well over due an update)

Anyone got any advice on editing 21+ hours of Subnautica footage and getting it ready for tomorrow? 🤣

NEW VIDEO OUT NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV0t...

oh nooooooooo! someone from the “we don’t like him but still watch everything he does” club unfollowed me. anyway, we just hit 3,900 on Twitch, so here’s a cat to celebrate 🐱

Happy to reply to comments, even if you disagree with me. But if your plan is calling me “retarded” or “fat” just to get a reaction, don’t act shocked when I report it. Disagree all you want, just don’t be vile and then cry about consequences.

Hey everyone, uploads will slow to about one a week for now. Just avoiding burnout. Streams and other content are still going strong, that’s my focus right now. If you haven’t already, check out the YouTube and sub, it really helps: www.youtube.com/@Parkenev

NEW SUBNAUTICA VIDEO OUT NOW! LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYn0...

You get £1,000,000 but… Every time you sneeze, a random stranger knows your full search history. Taking it or nah?

I'm still alive... just thought some of you should know.

Hey guys! Remember there won’t be any streams until the end of next week! I’m away this weekend and then decorating the studio when I get back to make it look all nice for you guys! Can’t wait to see you all!

Yano whats rotten... the fact that I lend out thousands of pounds to someone... and when it came to them paying me back all I got was 'i have no money sorry' yet they were booking trips away. While I was sat crying most nights cos I had no money to pay bills.

if i ever go missing check the reduced section at tesco i’ve probably convinced myself i can survive purely on yellow sticker hummus and vibes

Some will try throw dirt on your name. Others will bring you flowers. But its all a garden.

As if Chuck Norris died... ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!!!!

Streams been delayed today! Having tech issues 🤣

Reply with the most useless skill you have. I’ll start: I can make my eyes go crosseyed.

There are only two types of people: People who close cupboard doors immediately… and absolute psychopaths.

Quick question… If ducks could talk, how long do you think it would take before one leaked government secrets?

Sorry for the silence lately. I’ve been stepping away from social media to clear my head and deal with some things behind the scenes. Nana Parkenev is also back in hospital, so real life has been the priority. Hoping to maybe stream tomorrow and/or Saturday, we’ll see.

Thoughts and prays to everyone in the middle east tonight.

Social media made everyone brave and nobody wise.

Going live 5PM UK / 12PM EST 🍌 Wordle/Bandle/Pokdle + reactions Dune Awakening redemption arc Burglin’ Gnomes chaos w/ the gang Late night Roadside Research madness. Subnautica stole Tuesday… tonight the spice (and Gregory) returns 🦆🔥

New video out now!

LIVE TONIGHT 🍌🦆 5pm UK / 12pm ET — Wordle chaos & reactions 6pm UK / 1pm ET — Woman Simulator demo (no context, bad idea) 7pm UK / 2pm ET — Subnautica trauma 9pm UK / 4pm ET — Dune Awakening Ocean to desert in one unhinged night. Pull up.

Thought it this was a cool achievement to share. 🇪🇸

Congratulations everyone

"Review bombing could kill the Star Trek Franchise" Maybe people wouldn't review bomb if you didnt fuck it up.

Going live at 6PM UK (1PM ET) 🧟‍♂️ Trying the brand new zombie game Humanitz, then diving back into Resident Evil Village to try and finish it tonight 😅 Zombies, panic, and bad decisions guaranteed 🍌 Pull up if you’re brave enough 👀 (Link in comments)

Pre-games, puzzles, MyVoiceZoo, Sniper Elite: Resistance, DLC giveaway, then Arc Raiders chaos with the squad. If I play well, it’s a miracle. If I don’t, it’s content. 16:30 UK/11:30 EST Pull up. Live on Twitch & YouTube! www.twitch.tv/parkenev www.youtube.com/@Parkenev

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

YouTube went down... then so many people went to downdetector to check that they went down too 🤣🤣

After a lot of thinking, I’ve decided to become mysterious.