Your streamer is basically a Tamagotchi 🎮 You redeem hydrates and stretches to keep them alive. Stop redeeming and they start malfunctioning. Congrats, you’re now responsible for a digital life 🥤

i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i drank milk

Anyone think Hytale is worth streaming?

I can feel it, this year is gonna be my year to succeed!

Never played this before! Very excited! (Starting at 7pm GMT)

Nothing says “touch grass” like a multi-paragraph legal argument in a gaming Discord. Logging off.

I don’t rage at games. I educate them loudly.

Minecraft will be 20 years old in 3 years... excuse me?

LETS FUCKING GO!

Just a little rant. Don't mind me lol Jumped into someone’s TikTok livestream and noticed their music was echoing. No drama, no attitude, I politely mentioned it in chat. Their response? “Nah, can’t be that. Must be you.”

finally caught up with Stranger Things

New YouTube vid! www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-34...

Had some issues getting today's main channel youtube video up in time, it'll be out tomorrow! <3

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present

Honestly what’s with all the brain dead pro china bots lately 🤣💀

I spent farrrr too much time on this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tO1...

No amount of evidence will ever persuade a fool - Mark Twain

Merry Chrstmas Eve! I have a new video out for you all! ⚠️ WARNING! If you don't watch Santa will die... www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_2i...

NEW ANNUAL CAROL VIDEO OUT NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKuX...

Hey guys, I just wanna apologies for my absence, I had a bad few days mentally and just needed some time. I'm only human after all lol. I was having moments of self doubt, my head felt all fuzzy, maybe seasional depression? Christmas is always a funny time of the year for me.

Who needs pigs and blankets when you are one.

The irony of someone typing in an Among Us chat... 'who dafuk is playing Among Us in 2025' YOU BRO! 🤣

My followers deserve better than me constantly cancelling and getting broken streams.

🍌 PARKENEV WEEKLY SCHEDULE 🍌 WED: Cooking Simulator & IRL meal prep THU: Dune Awakening, building our deep desert base FRI: Community Night! Gartic Phone & Among Us SAT: Off SUN: Pixel Combat & LOTR Return to Moria Chaos awaits 👀🐤

2026 gonna be MY year… or my LAST year!

Awful what I’m seeing across the pond. So sorry my American friends are going through all this ❤️

I know this information and now you must too

Reminder: you’re doing better than you think you are. Even if you feel like a dropped sandwich.

I can't explain enough how much I LOVE people writing hate on my videos. I'll reply, then you'll reply again, and again, and again. Until they realise they're only boosting my engagement. That's it keep going bro 🤣

Only 3 streams this week but they’re JAM PACKED! 🍌🐤 - Mon: Community Day! NevCraft → blindfolded sandwich challenge → Fortnite - Tue: DUNE DAY! YT reactions → Spice Wars (first time!) → Dune Awakening - Wed: Monster Lab → Contraband Police + STEAM giveaway! Gregory awaits 🐤💛

Hey guys as some of you may of heard I'm really ill rn, I've made it to Birmingham but as soon as I got here I vomited and shat everywhere (tmi im sorry lol) I may end up going to MCM tomorrow depending on how I feel but if there is no IRL stream tomorrow then I'll head home and stream on Monday.

Hey guys just a quick reminder there won't be the usual sandtris or gaming streams for the rest of the week! I'll be traveling and doing a lot of IRL streams instead! Unfortunately I can't put a time on these things as of yet (cos im still pretty new to IRL streaming lol)

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Stop being scared of being disliked by losers.

Quick update! I was meant to stream Dead by Daylight at 7pm, but I’ve got an accountant appointment at 5pm that might run long, and I don’t wanna rush the stream. So DBD is moved to TOMORROW (Friday) instead! 🍌💛 Thanks for understanding, Gregory gives you all a lil quack 🦆✨

Encase you didn't hear... NEW STARGATE IS COMING! NEW STARGATE IS COMING! NEW STARGATE IS COMING! NEW STARGATE IS COMING! NEW STARGATE IS COMING!

🍌 NEVCRAFT 4EVER IS BACK TONIGHT AT 7PM! 💛 Jump in the realm, cause chaos with me, and witness Gregory supervising every block I place 🦆🔥 If you wanna join the adventure, head to the Discord and follow the steps. Bring snacks, bring vibes, bring BANANAS 🍌💛 Live at 7pm UK time — see you there!

How small does your dick have to be to come into my streams, begging for a follow back, then unfollow when I kindly decline. You ain't gonna get far with that attitude.

🌪️ LIVE 7PM! (UK TIME) The Coriolis Storm RESET the deep desert again… so I had to dismantle my whole base off-stream 😭 Tonight we rebuild from scratch 🍌🔥 Gregory is supervising (badly) 🦆 Streaming on Twitch, Kick & YouTube — come vibe in the chaos! LET’S GOOO 🍌✨

New Video Out Now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOh...

We’re BACK with the first official stream schedule! 🍌🦆 Minecraft was meant to be tonight but my dog’s been poorly so we’ve reshuffled. - Tues 7pm - Dune Awakening - Wed 7pm - Minecraft - Thu 7pm - Dead by Daylight - Sun 7pm - Monster Lab Simulator & Egging On See you there! 💛

Hey guys, if you haven't already, make sure you go follow my mates on Rumble! We're trying to get them to 100 followers! SO CLOSE! @optimusdan.bsky.social rumble.com/user/Optimus...

He needs a name 🥺 drop name suggestions in the comments, I'll pick my favourite ones on Sunday for us to vote on ♥️

DUNE AWAKENING TONIGHT, 7PM UK! 🌌 Back into the deep desert chaos, the spice storms, the suffering, and Gregory being absolutely useless as always 🍌🦆Come vibe, come scream, come watch me get buried alive by sand again. Live at 7pm, don’t miss it!

You can always tell when your name’s been in someone’s group chat… the same little loser cluster of unfollows pops up together. Tragic loss, honestly. I don’t know how I’m gonna cope without those 5 life-changing follows.

I love seeing my new streamer friends grow 🥺 Well deserved!

Maturing is realizing that I may crave love but the situation did in fact damage me to the point I’ll never feel safe in love again

Some people really comment, get a polite reply, block me, then write a status acting like they won a boss fight. Incredible scenes.

🏜️ The Deep Desert demands sacrifice… and probably my whole base again. 💀 Join me 7PM UK time for Dune: Awakening as we battle sandstorms, rebuild, and pray Gregory survives. 🍌⭐ SUBATHON DAY [32] #DuneAwakening #Streamer #Bananas

🍌⭐ NEVCRAFT 4EVER launches TONIGHT 6pm(ish)! ⭐🍌 Gregory’s guarding the bananas 🦆🍌 Realm opens 6:30pm(ish)! www.twitch.tv/parkenev