I feel like all the tech issues I've been having during streams is like one big giant prank or life telling me to give up. Somethings is definitely testing my resolve.

Am I the only one that thinks the new IOS 26 Liquid Glass looks shit?

So all week I've just felt absolutely knackered... Last night I felt like a train hit me, then suddenly mid stream my chat was saying my eyes looked yellow. Am I dying?

Wasn’t my proudest moment 🤣 #parkenev #storytime #streamer #embarrassingmoments #beardsofbluesky

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Another day, another dollar spend #ProStreamer

Back home today 👋 had a blast away but ngl i missed u lot 😭💖 feeling mega refreshed & recharged ✨ Streams still on pause til Thursday (wifi gets fixed then 🙏) but this week’s sched will be up on discord soon™. Can’t wait to get back into the subathon grind! (we're on 42 days and counting) 🤝

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“really into feet… feeling cute”- Parkenev and Neo7787 4 ever

PG TIPS IS THE BEST TEA AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOUR WRONG

the handprints aren't mine

Life with one leg is better, I just get disabled parking

the safe word was “pineapple” and now i can’t eat pizza without sweating

PG TIPS IS THE BEST

BACKBRITISHFARMING!!!!!

ROMO ( Relief of missing out )

When i was a baby , A witch put a curse on me that if i open crisps or Pack of biscuits i have to finish them

In all ways apart from physical, I am a wolf. And I have the tail to prove it if you ask nicely

I needed this

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL 🚨 The secret project is OUT. Me & Tai just dropped our **FIRST PODCAST** and it’s pure chaos 🎙🔥 🎧 Listen/Watch here: Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/5ghq0jf... YouTube: www.youtube.com/@weforgotthe... TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@weforgotthe... Go check it out & tell us what you think 👀

After a whole month of no uploads, the video is finally here! Big shoutout to everyone who’s been patient while I got this one together, you lot are the best. Let me know what you think, and roast me gently if I sound like I just ran a marathon the entire time. 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIph...

Gonna take a bit of time away from streaming and socials. My mental health’s taken a hit lately and I need to step back and breathe. Thanks to those who’ve been kind, it means a lot. I’ll be back when I’m ready. ❤️

Well, it happened. We actually shaved my head. The full video is up now on YouTube if you want to see the chaos unfold. Yous asked for it. I regret everything. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuLw...

Stop wasting your time with people who simply are not worth your time.

So one of the reasons I didn’t mind going bald on stream was because of the heat but another reason was because I knew my scalp was getting irritated by the heat and sweat. Photo on the left is before just after my hair got shaved off, photo on the right is 6 days later after being shaved again.

I donno what people think they're achieving by spamming the N word and nazi symbols when they've been put in jail in my discord after breakling a rule... no one can see it you fucking loser. 🤣

TikTok suspended me for 24 hours (still salty), I’ve got some juicy IRL content on the way, and there are a couple secret projects cooking behind the scenes. Also yes… Sandtris is mentioned. Briefly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGgj... Drop a comment if you want to guess the secret projects

🍌 This week’s chaos: Mon 7PM – Gartic Phone (TikTok + Twitch) Tues 7PM – Movie Night (Discord) Wed 6PM – NevCraft Build Comp (TikTok + Twitch) Thurs 5PM – Dune: Awakening (YouTube only) Sat 6PM – Grandad Gaming (TikTok + Twitch) Let’s get bald & bananas 🦆🔥

thought this horror game called Garbage Take Out Day would be a dumb laugh. turns out it’s actually terrifying. now i’m afraid of bins. 🎥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyX...

Dune stream in just over an hour! SO EXCITED!!! www.youtube.com/live/d3gLdCf...

🧭 New video just dropped! I played Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and it’s full of puzzles, punches, and classic Indy chaos. 🎥 Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehO... Let me know what you think!

I feel like I’m the only one taking any of this seriously… shit is getting really

Day 131 of posting daily #memes from my discord.

SURPRISE STREAM TONIGHT I’m diving into Dune: Awakening for the first time, sandstorms, survival, and probably a lot of screaming. 🕖 7PM UK 📍 YouTube ONLY – not on Twitch! 🔗 www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Yi... Come watch me suffer in the desert.

Day 130 of posting daily #memes from my discord.

Day 129 of posting daily #memes from my discord.

Day 128 of posting daily #memes from my discord.

“Bluesky is dead.” Meanwhile, on Bluesky…

Day 127 of posting daily #memes from my discord.

Happy Fatherless Day or however it goes...

Day 126 of posting daily #memes from my discord.

Where I stand on ALL political matters… UK, US and around the world. Fuck off adding me to these pro MAGA groups… not once have I shown support for any politics online!

In tears with this headache I’ve got 😭god damn feel like my heads gonna explode!