Thoughts and prays to everyone in the middle east tonight.

Social media made everyone brave and nobody wise.

Going live 5PM UK / 12PM EST 🍌 Wordle/Bandle/Pokdle + reactions Dune Awakening redemption arc Burglin’ Gnomes chaos w/ the gang Late night Roadside Research madness. Subnautica stole Tuesday… tonight the spice (and Gregory) returns 🦆🔥

New video out now!

LIVE TONIGHT 🍌🦆 5pm UK / 12pm ET — Wordle chaos & reactions 6pm UK / 1pm ET — Woman Simulator demo (no context, bad idea) 7pm UK / 2pm ET — Subnautica trauma 9pm UK / 4pm ET — Dune Awakening Ocean to desert in one unhinged night. Pull up.

Thought it this was a cool achievement to share. 🇪🇸

Congratulations everyone

"Review bombing could kill the Star Trek Franchise" Maybe people wouldn't review bomb if you didnt fuck it up.

Going live at 6PM UK (1PM ET) 🧟‍♂️ Trying the brand new zombie game Humanitz, then diving back into Resident Evil Village to try and finish it tonight 😅 Zombies, panic, and bad decisions guaranteed 🍌 Pull up if you’re brave enough 👀 (Link in comments)

Pre-games, puzzles, MyVoiceZoo, Sniper Elite: Resistance, DLC giveaway, then Arc Raiders chaos with the squad. If I play well, it’s a miracle. If I don’t, it’s content. 16:30 UK/11:30 EST Pull up. Live on Twitch & YouTube! www.twitch.tv/parkenev www.youtube.com/@Parkenev

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

YouTube went down... then so many people went to downdetector to check that they went down too 🤣🤣

After a lot of thinking, I’ve decided to become mysterious.

Played UFOPHILIA! What an AMAZING game! If you love Phasmophobia & Aliens, this is the game for you! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F5O...

Nothing like a good ol' social media clear out to start my day.

People think I “only stream a few days a week”. The rest of the time I’m editing, recording and arguing with thumbnails.

You ever oepn the fridge knowing full well trhat there's nothing in there, like it's a loot box that might randomly respawn snacks.

We're working around the clock developing Chess 2

Just remembered I exist and honestly that’s a lot of pressure.

I don’t procrastinate. I’m just running a limited time beta of “doing it later” to improve performance metrics. Investors are nervous. My sofa is supportive. 📈🛋️

Last night's stream was proof that I am, in fact, terrible at games.

No reaction is still a response.

So we're honestly cancelling streamers when they don't wanna talk about there political opinions on stream?

Just found out Alice In Borderland got cancelled. SO UPSET!

First stream back after a week, reacting to videos then chaos with Parcel Frenzy and Dune Awakening, live 5PM UK time 🎮🔥

The loudest opinions usually come from the least affected people.

Today is one of those 'why do I bother' days

Yes I’m not doing well mentally rn but I will pick myself up and I will do every single time.

A lie doesn’t turn into the truth just because it’s said louder or by more people.

Thought it would be easier to screenshot than dumb it down to fit social media lol YT Playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... Rumble: rumble.com/user/parkenev Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/parkenev

wait... what happened in Minnesota?

Ever finish your day, look at your to-do list, and realise “I am both the CEO and the exhausted intern.” 😭📈

Some of you have never stared at a wall for 20 minutes and it shows.

Being follow–unfollow–follow–unfollowed by another streamer is a niche form of psychological warfare.

Go check it out!

Your streamer is basically a Tamagotchi 🎮 You redeem hydrates and stretches to keep them alive. Stop redeeming and they start malfunctioning. Congrats, you’re now responsible for a digital life 🥤

i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i will not drink milk today, i drank milk

Anyone think Hytale is worth streaming?

I can feel it, this year is gonna be my year to succeed!

Never played this before! Very excited! (Starting at 7pm GMT)

Nothing says “touch grass” like a multi-paragraph legal argument in a gaming Discord. Logging off.

I don’t rage at games. I educate them loudly.

Minecraft will be 20 years old in 3 years... excuse me?

LETS FUCKING GO!

Just a little rant. Don't mind me lol Jumped into someone’s TikTok livestream and noticed their music was echoing. No drama, no attitude, I politely mentioned it in chat. Their response? “Nah, can’t be that. Must be you.”

finally caught up with Stranger Things