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Home now where I can chill on an edible and my cat can lovingly smear his cold nose on whichever hand is holding the phone

Go forth and enjoy this fine Monday!

about to play multiplayer balatro with @kael3.bsky.social on twitch!! :3 twitch.tv/sunflowersmith

I'm hanging in Kael & Smith's chat today for the 24 h sleepover, multiplayer Balatro to start! #cozy

Vampire squids (Vampyroteuthis infernalis) don't really live up to their name. They aren't squids, and they don't hunt, let alone suck blood. But they are vampire-like in their longevity! They are thought to be able to live up to 10 years, longer than almost any other cephalopod!

Other countries are fully targeting US academics with social media ads now, basically of the form "we still have inclusive liberal democracy and academic freedom here"

Yes, I'm an AmilNapper now

Argentina looks good on Sapnap 😍

A bit of Dreamnap to wind down for the night...

angel umbrella 🪽🩵✨

Hot potttttt

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump. Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.

Where is my beautiful wonderful Awesamdude

I'm proudly Canadian. Our national cocktail involves clam juice, and I love it 🦪

Word discovery of the day is ‘yoke-devil’ (17th century): an accomplice in a villainous or immoral undertaking.

Did you hear about the French chef that killed himself? He lost his huile d’olive

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

I'm gonna keep saying it, Sapnap is handsome (and also a goofball)

Water doggos 🦭

idk #dreamfanart #dreamwastaken #fanart

I love Dream's evil laugh in the first 5v1 Manhunt when he places the last eye and just. Bolts past everyone in the portal room 😂 Lime green rapscallion

I got asked to attempt a Junimo from Stardew Valley and my god, this little guy adorable as hell. 🧶

I'm going to try to love the Hilltop farm a little more in Stardew Valley. I always play Forest or Meadow these days, have done a good number of River and Beach, but haven't really done a lot of the basic or Hilltop. I love my hardwood spawn too much...sigh

Burying myself in work is satisfying to me but apparently annoying to everyone else

A federal judge just confirmed what we already knew, that Trump’s plan to end birthright citizenship is unconstitutional. Trump might be the President, but he is not above the Constitution. He doesn't get to decide who is an American.

Gnf Minecraft event and I've gotta do boring ass accounting shit boooooooo

Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity. A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.

Well I'm avoiding Twitter forever now

It's almost time! @berkeleyearth.org's Global Temperature Report for 2024 will come out tomorrow. If you are a journalist who requested an embargoed copy, then you should have already received it. For new requests, or if it didn't arrive, please contact [email protected]

Hi Blueskyers! Have a Merry Christmas 🎄❤️

Birds, what's stopping you from dressing like this? #birds 📷 🪶

@patchiewastaken.bsky.social Hiiii enjoy the stream today I hope he makes it through to tomorrow so I can finally watch!

I'm so glad that the legendary Susie Dent is on here omg

We can't run polls here yet eh? Just a little Q & A for my pals here: 1) What's your favourite food or dream meal? 2) If you could have a superpower what would it be and how would you use it? 3) Tomorrow you can go anywhere in the world for two weeks, all expenses paid. Where's your destination?

@tinypotatofox.bsky.social Love that Dream is streaming againnnn

I love that chat can't be normal about Sapnap being a sexy rabbit

mentally, Im there #pixelart

Hello 🦋, I'm an archaeologist & YouTuber My agenda is clear: fill the internet with #RealArchaeology and oppose pseudoscience I'm currently writing a book about Atlantis, analyzing sheep teeth from Knossos, teaching archaeological theory, and filming the ultimate video takedown of Graham Hancock

No. 22!! El Campéon!! 🧡

I have a Zoom meeting and can't watch Sapnap 😭😭😭😭😭

Campéon!!

Witch's Cottage (2023) Commission for Tigrmoth

This is so amazing

Today! Streamer award nominees and SC3 final 50 i am excited 🗡️⛏️

If it was bad then, think about how bad it is now

little shop #pixelart