Non-binary people: I'm non-binary Cis people:

Going LOIIIIVE right now to sell you video tapes and if u don't rewind them before you bring them back, I get to take ur kneecaps x twitch.tv/enbylievableginger

help I've been read

A*dible are marketing their dogshit H*rry P*tter audio books SO HARD....... YouTube, twitch, podcasts, social media...... oooo smells like someone's concerned they've got 200 transphobic actors to pay and the product isn't selling itself on quality alone?? Who could have seen that coming !!

Who up at 2:22am getting HMJ's accidental Going Live notification 🤭

dear chat I made a mistake I bought a For Beginners Crochet Ghost Kit Very Fun Have A Nice Time Kit on sale but I opened it and the PATTERN LEAFLET IS MISSING so I looked up some free patterns online and they're all using words like "magic circle" and "slip" what the hell is even that !!

Went out for dinner earlier. The host kept putting their toes in the soup and dancing through the window at me whilst scantily clad. I had the baklava. 10/10 will be going back again. @toejams.bsky.social

I really don't think the average person realises how hostile society is right now towards trans people, a group who make up a tiny fraction of the population. Like why am I having to remove transphobic stickers from my SMALL SCOTTISH TOWN BUS STOP at 7AM.

ANYWAY going live to play Roblox horror games.......

I have to attend a conference tomorrow and I'll be out of the house (terrible) for like 12 whole hours and also they said there's a vegan option for me at dinner but last time it was some sort of evil soup and before that it was literally just tomatoes so I'm scared

Yet again serving cünt at the small town one-platform railway station

SCAWY STREAM in five minutes, bring your hard hats, no I will not be elaborating on why

For some reason the spirit of an upper middle-class woman possesses my body when I start talking to my cats "sweetie pops" "darling pumpkin" "little lamb" "angel cupcake" what am I SAYING

do you ever finish your work week and your brain is hot like an overexerted laptop battery

Whilst actively doing something difficult: I can't do this!!!!!!

MORE SCAWY HORROR GAMES TODAY but I am gonna be a little bit late due to a technical situation tee hee x

It's so upsetting when there's something Different about your animal's behaviour but not necessarily something Wrong. Like no she's not displaying symptoms of anything she's just being Different. No I can't call a vet and say "my cat is sulking in the bedroom when she normally sits with me"

@keithachu.bsky.social PNG for ur consideration xoxo

Going live in twenty(ISH) minutes with ITCH IO INDIE HORRORS WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

had a lovely time playing roblix today :) youtube.com/shorts/xj4Ee...

The results are in!! We will definitely be playing some Rublix tomorrow at 11AM UK time (pls convert as appropriate). lesbianashley's discord server link: discord.gg/qRUMHM6vZp I'm not captain roblox or anything so pls feel free to just go play whenever u want ofc xoxo

What time for Roblox? (europeen friendly) 1️⃣ Friday 6:30PM CET (5:30PM UK TIME) 2️⃣ Friday 9:00PM CET (8PM UK TIME) 3️⃣ Saturday 12PM CET (11AM UK TIME) 4️⃣ Sunday 5PM CET (4PM UK TIME) 📊 Show results

(this poll took me like 10 minutes to make pls vote if you wanna come play Roblox!! And I'll make a discord channel :3 )

What time for Roblox? (europeen friendly) 1️⃣ Friday 6:30PM CET (5:30PM UK TIME) 2️⃣ Friday 9:00PM CET (8PM UK TIME) 3️⃣ Saturday 12PM CET (11AM UK TIME) 4️⃣ Sunday 5PM CET (4PM UK TIME) 📊 Show results

How it feels being in a different timezone to most of the HMJ girlies so I'm unable to watch ur streams or play silly video jaymes w you 😔😔😔

just found out that the dude who invented anti-gay conversion therapy is the same dude who invented ABA (the therapy that advocated for punishing/hurting autistic people for acting autistic). new gender neutral public bathroom just dropped lads

Reading two books and a third book I requested is now available from the library to collect

heal me strange antiquities. strange antiquities heal me

Second Strange Antiquities VOD is up on yewchewb - we made Choices™️!! And someone (maybe me idk) messed up a bunch!! I had fun!!!! youtu.be/6whqz56TQUQ?...

More Strange Antiquities!! Today!! But first I have to eat dinner. BUT THEN......... it's Time

@ whoever used my email to join Door Dash and place an order - why did you do that - I logged in and saw your phone number and home address - I contacted customer support and got the account deleted - ur phone number is now banned from making a new account for 30 days

Going live in TWENNY MINUTES with STRANGE ANTIQUITIES I'm so excited I could unwisely befriend a bear

I'm starting a collection of "toys I've found in the road". Any suggestions on what I should do with them??

Our playthrough of The Beekeeper's Picnic is now on YouTube! The TLDR version: fabulous game, a Sherlock Holmes fan's dream, gay, cosy, buzz buzz, the children are darling, monkey mermaid youtu.be/WfPG5xQsKdQ

Does anyone know when HMJ is back?? I can only read Frog and Toad infographics btw I'm a visual learner

I want to build my Legally Distinct Not LEGO kitty cat model....... And bake a cake............ But first I have to walk to the pharmacy.............. When will these adult responsibilities end

shout-out to the hmj lesbians. no reason, no occasion, let's just recognize the lesbians on this day

I also have a shout-out for the hmj lesbians but I have an agenda and it is that I would like to do DIY with you and hold hands afterwards maybe it's platonic maybe it's not idkkkkk

dear chat, do u have any book recommendations for autistic adults, specifically with regards to figuring out ur own capabilities and limits as a "low support needs" ( BLEGH ) individual? I'm scared to go to the library and pick up whatever they have in case I get ableismed by conversion therapists

Since I was SLANDEROUSLY accused of wearing pink to stream today...... On my BIRTHDAY (not vacation)........ During a SHERLOCK HOLMES game............ I have the receipts!! To stop this fake news!!!!!

GOING LIVE SOON WITH A VERY SPECIAL SHERLOCK HOLMES STREAM I'M VERY EXCITED I JUST CHUGGED AN ICED COFFEE AND WALKED AROUND IN THE SUN AND I'M READY TO GO

Waiting for a bus at 8:40pm...... Harrowing

I'm a very reasonable person. I think men who shout at you from cars should receive the death penalty

Eating a green apple to cure my headache on this hot summer's day

do we fuck with the shopping list I took out with me on Saturday

having cats is fun, I love googling things that have never been googled before

Is this a safe space for me to share a dream I had earlier this week (I know it's not)

Slamming the follow button every time a halfmooner posts that they stream