We have babies! Cantaloupe, okra, and cucumber! #gardeningbluesky

Going with this DIPA tonight

Garden update: we have blooms! Cucumber, bibb lettuce, lavender, and tomatoes

It's the first time I've fired up the grill this spring, using lettuce from my own garden.

It's about time someone made country music outlaw again. Bryan Andrews is that someone! Yeehaw, fuck the law! youtu.be/yTZahJfAMds...

Jeepers is petting me while I'm petting her.

Hear me out... 1.5 oz of Ole Smokey salty watermelon whiskey and 3 oz. of lemonade over a little ice is an absolute delight!

slightly increase a band Diamond Jam

I've had a day to reflect on our trip to Chicago last week, and what an amazing city! Great museums, great architecture, great food, great culture, and I was honestly surprised at how friendly everyone was. We can't wait to go back again!

Jeepers hasn't been more than 4 feet away from me since we got home. In other news, we're home.

Airport beers on a Friday afternoon. Goose Island IPA

Dovetail Brewing in Chicago, featuring the House Lager @dovetailbrewery.bsky.social

Starting with Pils and a Vienna Lager at @dovetailbrewery.bsky.social Thanks @spazzzy.bsky.social for the recommendation

We went to see Sue today. She's looking good!

Okay if you're in any way afraid of heights, don't do The Ledge

Double Clutch Brewing heffeweisen at The Bean in Chicago

Lou Malnati's is the bomb! Our anniversary dinner is a classic Chicago deep dish. It was so damn good!

Mood

We got to see a 3-run homer by Suzuki tonight. We left after the 5th because it was getting chilly. Fun night though! Good night, Wrigley.

We have a game!

Coach Beard (Ted Lasso) threw out the first pitch

Maybe this will happen after all

And this is why we bought seats in the covered area

Oh... My first time at Wrigley... Off to a great start!

I can't wait for the sports team to make a basket... or whatever

Despite my lovely wife's fear of heights, she was determined to ride the ferris wheel on Navy Pier. I'm proud of her for checking that off the bucket list!

Anchors aweigh!

The hardest part about being dumb and broke and in your 20s is realizing you’re actually 44

I believe I can fly!

Beef, hot, dipped, mozz

If you ever get a chance to see Laura Peek's stand-up show, FUCKING GO! We laughed our asses off at Zanie's in Chicago

That's one young CK

We're at Zanie's. Ready for some laughs!

Starting the afternoon right with a roasted coffee old fashioned and an espresso martini

It's tulip season here

I (almost) successfully navigated the Chicago Transit System on my first try, from the airport to my hotel downtown. Overshot my bus stop by one. Two extra blocks of walking. I call that a success.

Here we go again

Most of you know how I feel about baseball. Here's how much I love my wife...

This precious baby turned 10 years old. I've had her since she was 5 weeks old. She has my heart and she knows it.

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"I have Candace Owens claiming I murdered my husband." That's not a denial.

Now that I'm back in the States, it's time for an airport beer. Gate City Copperhead, an American red ale

Anyone with more than 2 working synapses already knew this.

In Cancun, airport margaritas > airport beers

So the bartender at this resort apparently was trying to kill me tonight. When I make an old fashioned, I normally do a 5-count on the bourbon pour. I counted to 12 as he made the drink. Y'all... I'm FUCKED UP. (This was my 9th drink of the night and by far the strongest)

Hey Lady Bug, as a native South Carolinian, from the bottom of my soul, FUCK YOU! I can't wait for Dr. Annie Andrews to mop the floor with you in the midterms.

Lunch break

The place I'm staying on this business trip is MASSIVE. This morning, I walked from my room to breakfast, back to my room to get my laptop, then to the conference room for meetings. I'm already at 4600 steps today.

How's your Sunday going?

20 minutes until boarding starts. But I got a Sweetwater Atlanta '06