Can I just shock you? I like Manchester United and it enjoy it when they do well, despite what I’ve been saying consistently as my media influence has grown”

What’s the opinion of other United fans on Andy Mitten’s contribution to Talk Of The Devils?

You sometimes get the sense that Alan Shearer isn’t particular keen on Manchester United, don’t you?

Family of four rose-ringed parakeets in Chorlton this morning

Imagine if United broke their wage structure for a 33yr old who refuses to track back? Imagine if United couldn’t get a tune from two attackers who cost 1/4 of a billion? Imagine if the United manager lost 4 on the bounce? Imagine the rag tops and talkshite for the next week!

Not sure if this is being widely referenced but realised earlier that Amorim has won away at the Emirates, the Etihad and Anfield in his first 12 months as United manager.

Arsenal fans full on losing their shit over City taking their time I see?

Found the Garnacho chanting really weird today. It’s the loudest the Stretford End and the TRA have been all season, an old recycled song about a player who left under completely different circumstances, and not really of his own accord or for money?

There are zero positives from that game, unfortunately. But arguably the most bitter pill to swallow is that this is comfortably the worst City team we’ve played since well before Fergie retired.

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Social Media can get in the bin for a bit as well.

First couple of weeks of August I’m itching for the season to start and contemplating how I could ever say I need a break from football. So just writing this tweet now as a reminder to my future self - absolutely dying for two months off it 😂

“When do you reckon we should send this message out?”

Pep looks like a man who needs two years off work to regain his sanity. New contract was a terrible decision from all parties.

Phil Foden. Crikey, that’s a blast from the past

Proper minging group of lads in this Chelsea squad and I think even their fans know that.

Hojlund with probably a 0/10 performance tonight, bless him.

How’s that not a yellow card? Christ

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On a positive note, I think this may be the last time we have to hear Peter Drury say Trent Alexander Arnold’s name in that very, very strange way that he does.

We’ve just started a game with 6 players aged 20 or under. One of them SEVENTEEN, one of them turned 18 a month ago. There’s nothing to read into it lads. On to Thursday.

Absolutely certain the entire footballing world and media outlets would have reacted with total serenity and understanding if Manchester United had scored while an opponent was down injured

Rob Green commentates on United exactly as you’d expect a goalkeeper who won nothing in his career and conceding countless goals against us over and over again would commentate on United

mufc x

You think LinkedIn can’t any worse, then every day it gets worse.

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Peter Drury and Gary Neville commentating on Liverpool’s Title confirmation? Yep, that sounds like how I want to spend my Sunday afternoon.

What’s “controversial” about a player slipping and committing a red card tackle?

Alan Smith here. Goodness me.

This is just ridiculous. Worst refereeing performance we’ve had in the league for ages.

Scored away at Leicester on March 16th, but don’t let that get in the way of a good stat

This is one hell of a team. Barca playing like the Harlem Globetrotters.

Number of empty seats at the Etihad here, good grief

Martin Lewis wears Harpsjoey pyjamas

Will fit in well at Real will Trent. Proper tosser.

Like Manchester

We have one striker fit for Thursday and potentially for the remainder of the season. One day we will find out what was truly going on with Rashford as I don’t buy for one second that it was just he trained so badly that we had to get him out when we had literally no other strikers?

Ah nice. Zirkzee looking at his most confident and impactful since joining.

Fucking Dalot again.

Happy for Yoro. Can only think of 1 bad game he’s had for us, but he had been pretty unspectacular while he settled himself in. These last few weeks he’s looked excellent, and looks like there’s still a lot more to come from him as well!

A lot of “top reds” around me in the Stretford End cheered when Josh Zirkzee was subbed against Newcastle. You know who you are x

Not as bad as the opener but it’s another instance where he’s spilled a shot right into the path of the opposition. The top keepers don’t do that.

Paul Scholes one of my absolute heros growing up but I despise hearing him talk about my football club nowadays. What happened to the Class of 98 to make them so bitter and bitchy about the club that gave them their fame and fortune?

Tonight was make or break for Onana

No yellow for that 😂 Christ

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