Really didn't look like the throw needed to be cutoff there

Episode 33,371 of why errors are dumb

Next day game all our pump covers are coming off

Ohtani getting cocky, must have hit that trifecta

Need to find a way to make like every inning be the 9th inning 💡

Mud: This shirt would look great on your bedroom floor How he's really selling it

Márquez gotta wear it now

Top 5 most underrated Taylor songs 1. Last Great American Dynasty 2. Better than Revenge 3. Illicit Affairs 4. I think He Knows 5. The Story of Us

Good morning only to people who wait for others to get off the elevator before barging in

Need to ask Campy if he prefers Yosemite or Joshua Tree

Mason Miller is literally the Padres' WAR leader. It's ok they traded a very good prospect for him.

Projections systems still show Jake Cronenworth as a slightly above average hitter on the year, and he's a middle infielder. Don't be the kind of fan who gives up on a player with 6 years of consistent production after 100 plate appearances.

Ethan Salas continues his heater as he hits his third homer of the season for Double-A San Antonio. The No. 2 Padres prospect was hitting .371/.450/.629 with two dingers and three doubles over his last 10 games entering today.

Poshmark: Come to our store for affordable fashion! Me searching: "Extra roomy sweatpants"

Just keep throwing sliders until they can hit one Mason

Can you guess what month Jason Adam was traded from the Rays to the Padres?

Having more than a few heart attacks from all these pitches Adam is hanging this inning

Thoughts on the sale: $3.9 billion is a lot more than expected. That goes to show that real value was brought to the brand through spending and winning, despite structural uncertainties like broadcast rights and debt.

Miller's slider has always been his best pitch. Keep throwing it!

Mason Miller this year is throwing his slider 52% of the time, even more than his fastball. Which makes sense considering the slider getting an absolutely devastating 79.2% swinging strike percentage. As far as I can tell that's not a typo.

Weird to think that's the same Josh Naylor that the Padres didn't think could play first base

Good life advice

Did anyone else watch Ripley? It was v good. Starts off slow, like a lot of the good ones do. Cinematography was outstanding

Found this and lots of city connect 1.0 fitteds with similar deals

Getting Yonder at 3rd base vibes for some reason

Fangraphs' projections still see Campy ⛺️ as an above average, 106 wRC+ hitter. He kinda has to be since he's never been known for his defense. That's still a useful player.

I don't even drink much anymore but I could really go for a $33 beer at Petco or however much they cost this year

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The correct order: Braves Pirates Padres Orioles Royals Rangers (Tetas) Reds Brewers

Gonna scoop up all the mint and pink hats so I can wear them forever

More pictures!

Miller makes it almost boring in the best way

Been experimenting with calling people "big dog" lately and it really works for me

Did a powerlifting meet today. 2nd place.

I had a lot, the weirdest of which was Chris Sabo. I dressed as him for Halloween one year complete with PPE goggles to mimic his

You can tell how long someone has been a Padre fan based on how they're able to tolerate 8-1 games

This is how good I am at marketing. I waited until after spring training to reboot a blog and a 10 year old post about spring training: sacrificebunt.com/posts/posts/...

So I decided that since nobody blogs anymore now would be the perfect time to blog

That's interesting, Joe

Was Tatis staring at me? 🥰

Good day

Real ones remember

Bebo

SDFC is truly playing 4d chess by uniting their community in hatred for this jersey

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

The salary cap feels like a self fulfilling prophecy. The more likely there is to be a cap, the more the Dodgers spend in anticipation of one, and on and on forever

Gone golfin