Never expected to flirt with Kylie Minogue lyrics, but here we are. Definitely not mad though @davesalt.bsky.social 😘

Good night ❤️🖤❤️

Friend in response to me sending her unhinged videos: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THIS Me: *oh so this is a challenge to find worse ones to send. Big fucking bet*

I actually made myself do a little home workout after I clocked out without anyone pushing me to do so. And considering how bad I am at putting off exercise I am incredibly proud of myself

Vinyl 532: Planet Earth by Prince on purple vinyl

Morning

Tonight’s stoned soundtrack 🎶

Methinks I should mix wine with a blunt more often

Vinyl 531: America Eats It’s Young by Funkadelic on translucent green vinyl and translucent red vinyl

Vinyl 530: 3121 by Prince on purple vinyl

Have a new selfie pose from me 🤣

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I’ll play

sketch from patreon last year 💜

Vinyl 529: Osmium by Parliament on green vinyl

This weather is for laying in bed stoned listening to music, not sitting at my desk

I have never been so excited to be given a bottle of vodka in my life. Even the bf was surprised my my reaction 🤣

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Vinyl 528: I’m Not Dead by P!nk on pink vinyl

what the fuck is even going on with my life (dance remix)

Vinyl 527: This Boot Is Made For Fonk-N by Bootsy’s Rubber Band on translucent magenta vinyl

Good morning

Part of me wants to try and let this coffee kick in. The other part just wants to lay in bed

Bestie: Say bye Uncle Butt Slut Oldest Nephew: No

HELLUVA BOSS SEASON 3 ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

I’m seeing a trend of people using ChatGPT for genealogy research and it baffles me

Really debating a slutty thigh tattoo, but feeling like it may not be the best idea for a first tattoo

I’m ready to lay in bed all day and do nothing tomorrow

Is it wrong to throw your work computer out the window?

Vinyl 526: Afrodisiac by Brandy on orange vinyl

Vinyl 525: Chocolate City by Parliament on black vinyl

Good morning 🩶

Trayvon Martin was just a kid too but I don't see no one extending grace to him and it's been 14 years. go off, though.

Fingers crossed Luther Vandross’ estate re-releases some of his hard to find on vinyl albums soon now that he’s being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Day two of posting Star Wars ship drawings TIE Advanced Fighter

Jedi Interceptor 🔹

Vinyl 524: Motor Booty Affair by Parliament on black vinyl

Piotr joins my Uncanny X-Posed series… When the beefcake with skin of steel decides to trade the Westchester mansion for a weekend in P-town. Pretty sure Colossus just became the official mascot of Commercial Street. #xmen #colossus #instagay #leatherdaddy #gayart

Vinyl 523: The Loneliest Time by Carly Rae Jepsen on translucent pink vinyl

Vinyl 522: Never Buy Texas From A Cowboy by The Brides of Funkenstein on orange vinyl

Evanescence has announced their new album. The Pretty Reckless has announced their new album. In This Moment, stop teasing me and announce your new album please

Lazy Sunday 🖤

If one wanted to start actually diving into X-men comics, where would be the best place to start?

Vinyl 521: Gloryhallastoopid by Parliament on black vinyl

Kurt joins my Uncanny X-Posed series! I have him hanging around 2 locations- the Fuggerstraße in Berlin and local spot Calton Hill in Edinburgh which has historically been a cruising spot for queer Scotsmen.

THE HOUND - HELLFIRE MURDER

Happy Wednesday or something

Vinyl 520: Trombipulation by Parliament on black vinyl

Here’s my Ruby Daddy Cyclops, posing by the Folsom street sign, showing he’s always ready for a “field mission.” Just added him to my TeePublic and Redbubble shops (links in bio) if you fancy wandering around in a tee with him spread across your chest! #xmen #cyclops #instagay #gayart #fanart

*Moira Rose accent* “The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside