Can’t wait to get a letter from Howard Webb explaining how shoving someone in the face as they run past you is fine, or how having your arm pointing at the sky to block a cross isn’t handball if you happen to have shin pads on.

Fucks sake

Arsenal are rattled. We need to keep winding them and Arteta up. How Gabriel didn’t get any colour of card for that little bit of afters on Big Nick is beyond me.

Was it Gabriel who went down like a sack of shit when he felt Big Joe’s walloper brush his arse cheek when we beat them 1-0 and the ball definitely didn’t go out of play?

If I was Gabriel’s family I’d be changing the locks before he came home. No one needs that shame and embarrassment in their life.

If misery loves company, some you lot are making a fucking weekender out of it. Christ alive. #nufc

It’s mad to think that somewhere out there are Man U fans who honestly think they’re gonna turn the corner soon and start battering teams. They’re absolute shite. Even when they win they look shite.

Go on palace! Hahahahahahhaha

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A favourable VAR decision is it, father?

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Let’s see how happy he is on Tuesday morning

That’s never a penalty

Has the fash fucked off from the toon yet?

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Do they still have the weird seeding for the carabao cup for teams in Europe to prevent fixture clashes, or was that just for round 3?

On a scale of 1 to Trainspotting, how badly is Trump going to shit the bed of/when Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘return’ show gets high viewing figures?

What’s this about the rapture happening today? If it is could you lot fuckin get on with it and leave me behind . Lovely bit of alone time.

Good point, crap match. Never really got going as an attacking force. Couple of half chances and arguably should have had a penalty. Ref was fucking shite all game though, for both sides. Not a fucking clue how he gives that handball against Barnes.

His arm is across his stomach and it’s lashed at him from 3 foot away. An absolute fucking travesty of a decision.

THATS NOT A HANDBALL!!!!!

That happens at halfway, he gives a free kick. Thats all you need to know about how inconsistent the reffing is. If it’s a foul 10 yards outside the box, it’s a foul inside the box. He had a handful of his sleeve and held him back.

Oh look, a penalty call on VAR we would have got if we played in red.

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We deserved more from that game last night, could and should have been 2 or even 3 up by half time. Schar should have come off sooner and if he does, who knows if Rashford still gets that space for the first goal. Absolutely played them off the park for that first half hour.

Hmmm I get wanting to scare them with pace on the counter, but we really need a striker on the pitch…

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Play until we can give Liverpool a goal again, I see.

I mean that was a red card for Anthony Gordon….

I still have no idea how that forearm smash on Barnes isn’t given as a foul. The things VAR calls refs over about and that gets waves away? He was through on goal and the lad’s smacked him right in the jaw!

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Hall for Trippier and Tino swapped over to the right will be happening soon into the second half, I think. Tripps and Schar getting a bit done for pace down the right by the wolves attackers

All the pundits writing Big Nick off after those Germany performances just been shown up as the know-nowts they all are. He’s looked class so far. Linked up well, brought players into the game and got on the end of a cracking cross

How is that not a free kick?! Forearm smash right to the jaw for fucks sake

So it turns out “the violent left” is a Trump loving, right wing gun nut? Oh, lads. Your poor narrative, it’s in the mud.

Wissa injured. That’ll teach me for confirming my FPL team before Eddie’s presser. Arse.

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If you refuse to lose your shit when some psycho shoots up a school and kills a dozen kids, but start clutching your pearls about ‘the violent left’ after some incendiary gobshite gets shot - you’re the fucking problem. All gun violence is bad. Sort your fucking country out.

Bloke who didn’t care about innocent people being shot and killed to protect his rights is shot and killed. There’s a new verse waiting to be written, Alanis.

David Coote is certainly having a year to remember, isn’t he? Christ

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I don’t even know how the ref hasn’t given that in real time, it was as clear as day

I don’t even know how the ref hasn’t given that in real time, it was as clear as day

I mean that’s a penalty

The fuck is Dixon prattling on about. It’s as clear a red as you’ll ever see. Kane was heading towards the corner of the box, it’s not lien he was in the corner by the flag or owt

Serbian fans are cunts. Nowt like living up to a stereotype, lads.

So Marinakis fell out with Nuno and has appointed a manager who spent most of last season being a moany arsehole? Well this is going to go swimmingly, I’m sure. #BattleOfTheAnges

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