This team have become absolutely pathetic. Utterly incapable of holding a lead. Idiotic decisions costing us every game and maybe one player in the whole fucking squad in any kind of half decent form in Hall. The need a fucking rocket up them. Absolutely embarassing.

Dog shite at the back again. Not proactive enough with the subs, again. Needed to make changes when they made theirs to counter them. Let them back into it.

Top of the league and booing your team off Hahahahahaha fucking clowns

Live from the emirates

Sorry, what?

West Ham doing gods work. Spuds in the bottom 3. I’ll even allow a draw for the mackems to keep them there (can’t bring myself to want them to win)

Just randomly got a notification from bbc sounds about a ‘new episode’ of The Lovecraft Investigations being available @juliansimpson.bsky.social Not sure if they have reinstated some of the episodes that were taken down? Only seem to be 3 of the Charles Dexter Ward episodes showing

@plumsofdoom.bsky.social one for you and your love of birds!

Not even kicked off yet and I’m sick of hearing about Max Dowman. I get it, he’s young and he looks canny.

That was never a penalty.

Honestly, the shields gazette can get in the fucking bin with this shit. This story is about trippier announcing he’s leaving the club, something he has spoken nothing but positively about yet this headline makes it sound like a negative story and a falling out has occurred. Utter shite.

When he’s not scoring penalties Cole Palmer is a bit fucking shit, isn’t he?

Yes! Get in my ears!

Finally pulled a Chelsea have we? Cant say I’m surprised other than it’s taken them this long to do it. Still dodgy as fuck, like, but shouldn’t even be necessary when you have owners as rich as ours. It’s ridiculous that the system pushes clubs into stunts like this under the guise of ‘compliance’

Lot of rubbish swirling about that stadium. Scruffy as fuck.

She was never offside there

Starting work soon on a new 3 year book project. People keep asking me if I’ll use AI to help me? I would rather wear a hornet’s nest for underpants than ever delegate thought to a plagiarism engine

They can’t disallow the goal for that, that’s soft as shite

Has Barnes touched the ball yet? England are terrible at moving the ball

I mean that’s a red card tackle all day long. Ridiculous from the officials

I see auld hairy mitts is making shit up for attention again.

International puppy day is it? Have a few from when the massive dickhead was a cute, tiny dickhead.

Hahahahah you can fuck right off

Ah that’s no bother then, sorry chief.

Not a single one of our subs in that half made sense aside from possibly Tino coming on for Tripps. Just a string of substitutions that did nothing but knock the side out of shape and replace our better performing players with ones who came on and did nothing of note.

Feckless. Scored early then went to sleep. Absolutely dog shit. Only really Hall you could say had a half decent game. The rest of them just became anonymous in that second half.

A string of pointless substitutions again. Why bring on Osula to then bring on Wissa 5 minutes later and shift Osula out left? Fucking nonsense. This whole season has been a shambles from start to finish.

Fucking useless. Shot ourselves in the foot so many times this season I’m amazed we can still stand up.

What’s that, Coke Palmer standing on an opposition players foot and falling over clutching his shin? Getting form for this.

Readers, I will not be watching the second half…

Raging at that penalty. Stupidity to give that away, yet again, in injury time. Cant watch second half live, so gotta go offline so it doesn’t get spoiled. Been our own worst enemies in that half. Got more goals in us tho. Big 45.

I think we’ll end up 7th or 8th which should see us get a European spot, especially if Villa win the Europa league, which isn’t an impossible task even with their crap league form. Considering how poor our season has been overall, that would be a respectable finish I’d say.

Villa’s season is coming apart at the seams

Honestly nodded off during the first half of that Man U/Villa game. Absolute borefest.

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

Rosenior crying about Palmer standing on Woltemade’s foot and falling over but completely ignoring James rugby tackling Thiaw in their box in the first half. Absolute fucking whopper

Liam Rosenior, the LinkedIn football manager. What a fucking whopper.

Yet again more proof that Man City only fucking turn up against us. Proper shite again here.

VAR ruining the egg chasing as well now, is it?

Still fucked off about that refusal to give a penalty for that James grapple on Thiaw btw. If they’re not giving ones tha blatant, they’re never giving anything in the box.

Creaming themselves silly about a young Arsenal lad, is it? Seen this before. I’m sure the kid is talented, but they’re carrying on like he’s the second coming of maradona here. What happened to Lewis-Skelly the world’s greatest left back?

Gutted we didn’t do a huddle over the centre spot. Fucking rinse the LinkedIn.

Massive result. Even if they tried to squeeze an extra few minutes on for Chelsea by hiding the clock! Defended brilliantly there, have to admit. They were pretty toothless overall. Job done.

Thiaw gets grappled to the ground by James, nowt given. Tino breathes on Enzo and he gives a free kick. Make it make fucking sense.

Badge check complete, no penalty. Just wrestle him to the ground, it’s fine.

How was that not a foul on Tino? He just ran into the back of him and shoved him over ffs

Urgh, Sandro down with the lurgy. Not sure about that midfield, it feels a bit lightweight. I know J7 put a shift in against Barca, but we’ll miss his presence in the middle.

Bodo/Glimt gannin canny!

Wait. Has Haaland been on the pitch the whole match?