What the actual fuck, wordle.

Ooft you bastard, almost! Helped that they weren’t the most obscure places, for a change. Still had to have a bit of an educated guess at one though! www.maptap.gg July 15 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 Final score: 997

How in the world was that not a yellow for Yamal? Card all day long!

@plumsofdoom.bsky.social has missed Monday TV Quiz night!

“Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.” #moorland #wildfires #itsjustsummer #lotr

Remember the days when you enjoyed your summer and occasionally saw in the paper that the toon had signed someone? That was canny. I’m sure we missed out on loads of players back then too, but it didn’t make us all lose our fuckin heeds every five minutes.

It says something that I am just amazed he isn’t wearing it over a shirt and tie.

Did Conor McGregor get the shit beat out of him last night? Champion. I don’t follow the auld punch-kick-cuddle fighting, but that bloke is a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.

The sheer brass bollocked hypocrisy of this guy. Saying this then 6 days later harassing England fans for not caring if a ball lightly tickled a wire. What a fucking gimp. Sorry Seth, we’re not responsible for the fixtures and fittings of your fucking stadia.

Being lectured on football, morality, and history by Americans is like having the internal combustion engine explained to me by my cat. Impressive that they're having a go but ultimately not very illuminating.

Argentinian refs and VAR again is it?

If you take a Trombone to a football match you’re a fucking cunt, Argentina.

she loves you yeah, yeah, yeah….

If Argentina win tonight I’m even more gutted for Lewis Hall missing out on another opportunity to absolutely pocket a top player.

Schjelderup meant that first goal less than he meant to send a video of underage kids fucking to his mates on Snapchat.

The Big Dan Burn biopic is still on. Fuck off Jesus, The Greatest Story Ever Told is about to get a reimagining.

Allez la Suisse!

Big Dan Burn to hoof Messi into the nearest peach tree on Wednesday odds, please?

Matterface is a twat, but him calling him Big Dan Burn every time he made a clearance is chefskiss.gif for me. That is his name now. Sir Big Dan Burn.

So Tielemans puts his foot across a defender trying to clear the ball and gets a penalty. Spence does the same and doesn’t?

No dan burn, fucked it.

Have I missed something, lads? @georgecaulkin.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social

You know, after his comments about Dunblane and wanting to relax fucking HANDGUN LAWS in the UK I think Rupert Lowe deserves a good fucking kick in his bollocks. Horrifically dismissive, tone deaf, shitehawk wankbastard. Really fucking pissed me off, that. Cunt.

What’s that, all the officials on the pitch AND the VAR are from Argentina? In the QF on the other side of the draw featuring arguably the best team in that half of the draw? Not a gambler but I think I may stick a tenner on Morocco here.

All I’ll say on Manzambi is that if his agents say “can we have 24 hours to think about it?”…

For a player who says he loves the club, the fans and the area, slipping this out via Ornstein fucking reeks. Not impressed one bit.

This is a penalty shootout fitting of the game it followed

Good. No unity candidates, no ‘big’ party opposition. Let him stand on a stage next to a bloke dressed as a dolphin and a bin-headed alien overlord and look like the fucking mug he is. And then let him get dragged over the coals by the Parliamentary Standards Authority.

Today in “Morrissey is a cunt”… Honestly, the bloke is just dreadful. Has been for years. I’m amazed it took Johnny Marr as long as it did to fall out with him.

Is Kobel Swiss for Pope? Kicking and distribution has been horrendous here haha

Ref was a prick in the champions league, was a prick here. Clearly loves to favour the ‘bigger’ side. Don’t even seem to look at Egypt’s claims of a penalty, but we get 5 minutes of them finding a reason to disallow that Egypt goal for the slightest of touches. Fucking despise Argentina.

Absolutely fuck off.

Oh just fuck off

Bastards.

Cabo Verde did it. Egypt are doing it. This Argentina team are vulnerable as fuck on the break. Gaps everywhere and the defensive organisation of the keystone cops. You love to see it.

Can’t help but feel that if Argentina stopped looking for a reason to fall over near the edge of the Egypt box and tried actually scoring a goal they might be in this game…

Disallow that! Go on, Egypt!

Turned off his prerecorded rant. Let me know if he’s fucked off.

Wah wah everyone is mean to me. They need to pull this bullshit now. Cowardly hiding behind a recorded puff piece instead of standing up to scrutiny.

“You don’t know about this but it definitely happened”

Oh look, he’s the victim again. Making stuff up again. Poor Nige. Why are they broadcasting this bullshit? Lies and lies on top of lies.

“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm"

@hunphreysdad.bsky.social careful, he seems to be a live one.

America waking up this morning to the realisation that that wasn’t Game 1 of a best of 7…

Real end of a footballing era for those who enjoyed the Michael Jackson biopic.

Thank fuck for that.

Fucking hell, I thought we were about to be punished for our hubris with another 30 minutes of this shit for a second there.

Neymar last night. Ronaldo tonight. Give us what we want.

Thank fuck for that. Jesus Christ on a bike. The world breathes a sign of relief. This game will end.