Seeing as you have to put it in an envelope & write the address on it, can we not just dispense with the need for an actual Reform flyer & use this address to send notes saying "Farage is a racist cunt" to them instead?

Just posted this then deleted it immediately. Because it's not worth some soppy twat replying "Violence is never the answer" & then reporting me to the useless AI mods on here.

I've been saying this for years. bsky.app/profile/hunp...

Just treated myself to a new, decent airbrush for the models & Amazon reckons I might like this tat to compliment it. Why? Is your average knuckle-dragging racist also into making 1/48th scale military aircraft? Or do they spray-paint poppies on their fucking vans or something..?

Would you like to hear some good news for a change? 👇🏼

This picture carousel thing can fuck right off. #DontLikeChange

Massive hole in the ceiling after heay rains over in Spain. Before & after pics below. 300 quid & he painted all the walls too. Here in the UK, that would no doubt have cost at least 3 or 4 times that.

The poor Space Monkey though...

@jaketapper.bsky.social Hey, mate. "As everyone knows, I am a brilliant person." You will, of course, be writing a book about how fucking deranged this bloke is, won't you? Because you're a serious journalist & all that...

"As everyone knows, I am an extremely brilliant person." Can you imagine the reaction if Biden had said that? Fuck me...

It works though b/c roughly 33% of us are fucking morons. And that's all you need to win an election under FPTP. And the fuckers know this.

*Tea

‘You would want to escape, you would want to take time for yourself, and you can’t do it.’ Gianluigi Buffon opens up on the mental health struggles he encountered during his playing career. Watch the full episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtvs...

Just received an email about a pension I didn't know I had with over 3 grand in it. Yeah, that's getting fucking weighed in pronto.

Years ago, I had a bad experence with an Italeri 1/48th Tornado GR4 which ended up with the whole thing going in the bin & I vowed I'd never touch their kits again. Lads...I'm going back in. Wish me luck...

I've never really liked Michael Dunlop, as he always seemed to come across as a bit aloof but this really changed my mind. And it was made all the more poignant by the fact that William was killed 4 yrs after it came out. If you like your bikes, give it a go. 👍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLI2...

For most of the time I worked on the Gaza humanitarian response at USAID, this smuggling ring was the bane of our existence. It dramatically impacted price and market stability in Gaza and made the truck drivers jobs far more dangerous. We all knew it was the IDF running it.

Goooooaaaaaalllll!!!!!!!! 😀

Spain in a (paella) pan, lads. To be served with fresh crusty bread & a glass of Rioja.

Post you, in another country.

Underrated Hawkwind album.

FFS, Palace...you nearly ruined it then. Pack it in!

Every flag should feature a mythical animal. Notice how the roundabouts aren't being painted in Wales? It's because idiots can't draw a dragon.

This is how you do it. www.euronews.com/my-europe/20...

The absolute state of British political discourse in one image. (Well, two actually.)

Watching Lindsay Hoyle actually having to do a bit as Speaker is like watching Bill Roache having to do some acting on the rare occasion Ken Barlow gets a story-line. It's not very convincing & you get the impression he'd really rather not have to be doing it. And nobody enjoys a second of it.

Is this the beginning of the end for the petrodollar? Feels a bit that way. Who amongst us could've possibly guessed that the dickhead who managed to bankrupt *four* casinos would eventually precipitate this..?

So...my takeaway after enduring 2 hours of that shit: The fact they decided not to tell you is bad. The fact that you knew full well that Mandelson was a wrong 'un but *still didn't ask to see the vetting report* is far, far fucking worse. Off you pop, dickhead. #KierStarmer

It's time! Ed Miliband 2.0 - get your shit sorted & stay away from bacon butties this time.

The fact that Lammy & Rachel from Accounts are both avoiding *any* eye contact & staring resolutely at their shoes tells you exactly how badly this is going for Starmer. Off you pop, son...

Just watched Dan Hodges state with resolute conviction that Starmer's definitely toast & will be gone soon. So that's Starmer's position as PM cemented indefinitely then...

This.

Who fucking cares, it's a robot. If you'd have said 'a guy from Doncaster who only eats chips and ran in crocs' then I'd be slightly more interested.

Print this off & show it to anybody you know who's considering voting for Farridge's racist clown-car shitshow.

Just had a look at the dates the Prem finishes & the WC starts. 24th May - 11th June. 18 days. That feels a bit tight to me.

Dalby needs fucking off. Temu-Kevin Davies but with even fewer goals. #BWFC

Well that all went to rat-shit pretty quickly, eh? #BWFC

Morning. Never a bad time to post this classic, but it feels even more appropriate to do so today, given current events. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH-_...

Prince just now on BBC4: "Woooaaargh, yeah...somebody call me a doctor!" Me: You're a doctor! Still got it. #DadGags* (*I have no children.)

"Oh! Worra baht that? Send 'im off. Send the dirty get off. Geddim off the field. That wor diabolical. If you've gorreny bottle Campbell, he should walk. He's geeyim a yellur cahd. Ah can't spake... You bottle-less get, Cam-Bell. You dick'ead..." - The Book of Cass

This is how fucking stupid Tommy Robinson followers are. Tommy fucking 10 names has been having people's kecks down for years. He's not even a "patriot." He's a fucking plant. A Zionist boot licking rat. His supporters arn't capable of understanding these FACTS!

Mandelson wasn't a "washed up old spinner", he made millions selling his political contacts to represent firms like Palantir, a career path Team Starmer admire and want to copy ,and he helped design Team Starmer's devious route to leadership. This wasn't a 'mistake', its is who Starmer's group are

Haven't listened James O'Brien for about 3 yrs. Stuck him on today & was reminded why. "Everybody was universally praising Mandelson's appointment at the time." No we weren't. He then got snippy at a guy questioning the USAF's use of UK bases. "When did you serve in the RAF?" Sarcastic twat.

These are, by far, the greatest confectionary product ever devised by anyone, anywhere. 12/10 perfection.

Latest Rammstein vid's just dropped, lads.

"There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets." - The Book of Nigel.

The BBC are really going for asylum claimants this week, aren't they? Daily specials on illegal claims on Breakfast & local news reporting live from outside hotels housing claimants on local North West news tonight. Funny how it coincides with Farage's popularity waining ahead of the Locals, eh?

Thick people That’s the answer. Pick any question you want. The answer is always THICK PEOPLE

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