This proves that all this bollocks about how "it's the greatest democracy in the world" with "checks & balances" in place to prevent corruption is, and has always been, absolute shite.

Trump's America. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp2b...

Top trolling by Sky TV to hand over the #RyderCup coverage to an American network now that it's basically impossible for the Septics to claw this back. 5 minutes in, the Septics are already suggesting that their lot were great but we somehow found a way to win. They weren't, lads - you got gubbed.

UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE... B DeChambeau - Played: 4 Won: 1 Lost 3 Points: 1 Making US golf underwhelming again.

Watched the latest instalment of the Joe Swash/Stacey Solomon doc (very good, can recommend) He went to Spain to see his mum. He thought he was flying to Malaga but it was actually Alicante. Turns out mum lives in Mojacar. Which is nowhere near either of them. You'd fly to Almeria. Odd...🤪

Trump's testing the boundaries by flirting with shooting American citizens on home soil in this message & people are laughing & joking in the replies. A lot of people in the US are in for a fucking *huge* shock soon.

I haven’t seen the United States piss down their leg this badly in front of Europe since Tuesday at the United Nations. #RyderCup

Imagine paying $750 *a day* (yes, you read that right) to drink piss weak beer from warm cans, shout abuse at European golfers you've never heard of & watch your team get absolutely fucking mullered. Fucking marvellous! 😂 #RyderCup

Trump's going to view this as a personal slight against him & a national disgrace & have them all publicly executed, isn't he? 😂😆

Can we just hurry up & go to (proper) war with Russia & get it over with please? Their economy's fucked, they're all permanently drunk & their nukes long ago ceased to be serviceable. Let's stop fannying about & rip the plaster off instead of all this pointless, time-wasting asymmetric bollocks.

jolly_good_ginger Retired Army Vet Dropping Facts

Who wore it better?

Kier Starmer in The Graun, ahead of Conference: "We do not have time for introspection." There you go...weak, devoid of any deeper principles, shit at comms, too easily led by McSweeney & fucking arrogant. He needs to go. Now.

UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE... B DeChambeau - Played: 2 Lost: 2 Points: 0 Now go & apologise to your mate Trumpy & we'll see you again tomorrow.

To be honest, you don't need to be a political scientist to have worked this one out. You just need an IQ over about 85. McSweeney & Starmer clearly aren't thick, so that would suggest they know this & are happy with it. Question is; why?

I see the gobby Yank fans have had a couple more cans of the Coors Light they actually think is beer while I've been away for my tea & had a bath. Shandy-arsed twats.

Maybe Sir Keir Starmer should stop banging on about immigration, and start focusing on why 1 in 4 British kids are growing up in poverty...

This isn't a spoiler but the season finale of Alien Earth was a bit wank. Proper "Is that it? Surely not..." moment.

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says Fifteen miles to the

Trumpy's got a new favourite granddaughter, hasn't he? Poor kid.

How's that going for you, Bryson..? 😀 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/a...

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Is there a more objectionable group on the planet than American golf fans? Fucking throbbers.

Steve Stonko must be fewmin. Dodgy sausages... www.knowsleynews.co.uk/asda-prosecu...

Lisa Fucking Nandy's on BBC Breakfast & to paraphrase, she's just said that "I see the problems that uncontrolled immigration causes in my town, Wigan." "Uncontrolled immigration." Language that could have come from the mouth of Farage or Yaxley. Our Govt is fucking woeful.

Bit of a different vibe inside the State Farm Stadium tonight compared to last week isn't it, lads? BOOOOO!!!!!! 🤣

Just seen an advert on Sky for something called "Danny Dyer's Caravan Park" & it's confirmed for me that we're now living in @vizcomic.bsky.social

Yeah but when he picked it up after he dropped it, he held it sideways on, so he's obviously proper ally.

Oi, southerners & shitty Westminster bubble journos..! He's not "the mayor of Manchester." This guy is. Sort your shit out, dickheads. Dave in Salford. ( - Also not fucking Manchester.)

How tiny's that ball?

This guy was an absolute legend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChG...

So why is it that after reposting a link to a very calm, logical YT video with now nearly 5million views (!) about brandnew info into Kirk’s assassination AND actual proof that Tyler Robinson cannot have been the killer… …nobody seems to take notice???🤷🏼‍♀️ See for yourself youtu.be/MbaQadkqkzI?...

Dear Lowry Theatre, Kindly, and I cannot stress this enough, fuck right off with this shit. Cheers, Dave, Salford Resident.

Fiddling whilst Rome burns. Do these soppy twats not realise that Trump's lot will happily shut the Govt down permanently? When are these useless wankers going to realise that they're in uncharted territory here & they're dealing with actual Fascists who don't give a shit?

After repeatedly getting ripped off with what are, on reflection, clearly cheap copy rip-offs of Ernie Ball strings which snap quicker than Farage after a question about his house in Clacton, I have decided to stop being a tight arse & shell out 20 quid for some D'Addarios. Get me...rock star.

Trump & RFK are dicks & Tylenol doesn't give you autism. Obviously. But...everybody now shouting about how autism was identified before Tylenol existed, therefore it can't make you autistic are missing a fairly fundamental point about how scientific method works. Cancer was around before cigs.

Badge of honour. (Although sadly, I appear to be unblocked again now.)

The guy who called anyone criticising Kuenssberg's impartiality "cretins", declared Matt Hancock was "one of the good guys" during Covid & defended LBC's dropping of Sangita Myska, claiming it really was all about her supposedly low ratings & not Gaza, chips in about Chris Mason. Pipe down, son.

About fucking time.

The fact that everybody's franticly googling "Horst Wessel" now is a big part of why we're in this mess. You're supposed to know your history & use that knowledge help prevent the fuckers from ruining everything, not sit back in blissful ignorance with your head up your arse until it's too late.

There really is no pointless hipster foodie trend that Jamie Oliver won't lump-in on with indecent haste, is there? He's currently on me telly peddling that gochoojeng (can't spell it, not googling it, don't care) from that annoying fucking Samsung ad with the daft cunt who can't make pasta sauce.

Wife was at the hairdresser on Saturday. Mid-30s, pleasant enough lady, etc. She brought up "that awful killing of Charlie Kirk. He was a decent guy." Wife quietly asked if she'd seen any of his stuff about race, women & LGBTQ. Nada. So she showed her on her phone. Horrified. How many more?

Me this morning: "I really hope we don't look terrible without JD today." Me now: "We're going to win the Superbowl if we play like this all season!" (That should've been given as a TD for TM, by the way.) #HTTC #WashingtonCommanders

90 yard punt-return TD! Oh yes..!!!!! Genuinely can't remember the last time we returned a punt for a TD. #HTTC #WashingtonCommanders

Mariota doing Mariota stuff I see... #HTTC #Commanders

One of the most over-hyped piles of absolute garbage out there.

These have just popped up at the bottom of the garden. Would you risk it?

I almost never watch Premier League football nowadays &, having just watched Bournemouth & Newcastle serve up 90+ minutes of abject dross, that ain't changing anytime soon. Woeful.

A brief history of the USA. 1776 - Founded. Less than 100 years later in 1861 they had a civil war b/c half of them thought it was ok to literally own human beings. 2025 - Democracy collapses & Fascist authoritarian regime takes over. Remind me again, what's so great or special about that country?

Come on, Utd...you've only got 20 minutes left to fuck this up spectacularly.