The straight dude at work have been "Good Boy"-ing each other for a few weeks now. NOTABLY keeping me out of it- as they realize they'd have zero chance of unarming that nuke after setting it off.

What if we kissed on top of the burning remains of Savage Omega, bro?

After hundreds of hours w/ Lance I'm back to studying the blade again.

Tbh Iceshard Cliffs= Kinda slept on.

Booty shorts but with messages from Souls games

Old GameBoy Advance print ad! 🔥

Y'all. Doing this pattern almost took me out. Super happy with the results tho. (Small portion if a larger piece)

Early morning #TummyTuesday Hands and mouths needed on any part of my naked body.

Hanging out in my favorite cardigan. Hanging out *only* in my favorite cardigan.

Mount Me Mondays ™️

Wake up, nerd. It's time to eat.

Okay, so it's like this. (Except I'm usually sweating more)

I've decided to have a crush on all of you. 🧡

NR & Chill.

Idk it's #fcf or something Bone apple teeth

Turned off notifications for this app and then genuinelly forgot I had it for a month 💀💀💀 In similar news: Local man comes out of depressive episode and is HOR-NEE.

Well, If anyone is wondering where tf I went. 😭😭😭

Been feeling feral lately 😈🥵

Picked up Nightreign finally. Had a *very* successful first run. Toppled the first Nightlord. Killin it. ... I was definitely *not* the first time player who got absolutely CARRIED by two *VERY* competent players. 💀💀💀

This is the fun part where I see other's PS Wrap-Up thing and realize 🎶I have a problem.🎶 (I do think it's nice they tracked my Portal usage. I dead ass love that thing.)

This was gonna be my #TummyTuesday post for yesterday, but that seasonal depression is HITTING.

Making "Cum Dump for Capcom" shirts.

Really digging the "horny room mate" play. Just imagine having a big goon room mate- fat meat always out and ready.

You wanted to watch a movie, but your horny room mate would rather put on a show instead. Sometimes you're not mad that this big idiot can't stop gooning over his fat cock.

Your roommate is dropping signs that he wants you to fuck him. It's subtle, I know. But pay close attention.

Snowy weekend out. Looks like we're gonna have to find something to do inside. I got an idea or two.

You ever get a hug from someone and realize that it's the first human touch you've experienced in, like, 4 months? Anyone? Just me?

i love sens fortress cause up until that point its a pretty serious dark fantasy adventure and suddenly youre playing takeshi's challenge with a bunch of snakemen

The Friday is here. The cock is fat. #FCF

Simply unfollowing profiles that once brought me joy, but only annoy tf outta me now, is my little Christmas gift to myself.

Big Toad 🐸✨

You come home early. Sneaking in to make sure you don't wake up your roommate, but you find him beating his fat cock on the couch. When he sees you he doesn't stop. In fact, he seems happy to see you. Do you join him?

These lips were meant to be around a dick head.

I am once again asking for your mouth support.

I'm down so bad for one of my co-workers. This way this man got his belly fighting against his hoodie. 🥵

Okay, so it's like this. (Except I'm usually sweating more)

I'LL BE THE BIGGEST STAAAAAAR IN THIS *RACIST* COUNTRY SINGER'S BAAAR.

Your room mate sleeps sprawled out in the couch like this all the time. You love sneaking through the living room hoping to get an eye full. Kinda hoping he wakes up a little. He's *always* horny when he wakes up.

Trying to see if I can get this couple to come over. As I feel behind I absolutely insist on taking dicks two at a time until I catch up.

These lips were meant to be around a dick head.

My definition of a quickie is: I throw on the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST and whisper "One of us is cumming before that Orphan hits his 2nd phase."

Best view in the house, bud.

I Love being fat

Here's the finish. Loved busting this messy nut on these stairs. I'm gonna get someone to suck me off out here someday. Happy #fcf

Everyone in the top two floors of my apartment building are gone for the holiday weekend. Decided to take advantage and beat it in the stairwell. Love a risky public jerk. 😈😈😈 (I could hear the people on first floor 🤫)

Tits. Belly. Cawk. Happy #fcf from my bathroom mirror to your's.

BAKA MITAI GOES ON THE SEX PLAYLIST OR I'M LEAVING.

The way my fat hairy ass is built for this cold ass weather. My caveman and native genes just out fucking in a blizzard. Sweating down the entire time.

Honestly, fuck seein the dick*. I get more of a hot rise out of catching a glimpse of someone's bush irl. (*who am I kidding. Show me that dick)