Fuck. Brain is going too hard rn. Time for Helldivers.

It's a gay pool party/orgy, but in the background you see me rising out of the water like Godzilla about to terrorize a floating toy boat. I am deeply unaware of the fucking happening.

Hell on Earth is a Gr*ndr grid in the middle of nowhere.

Fat Carrot Friday 😭 (HolyShitTFIsThisCarrot)

Your roommate wants you to watch him beat his meat while watchin porn on the main TV. He's been edging for awhile. His fat dick is *so* close to bursting. You gonna join him this time er what? #Bator #Edging #FCF #FatCockFriday

Been playin "Roguebook" before bed for the past, like, month. It's really good. It's like "Slay the Spire" but duos. (I hate this little dragon bitch w/ my whole heart)

One smoke later and I think I might cook on this one a bit.

Okay, one of you sexy fuckers might know: Do they make those Pup masks, but, like, a dragon? Or am I gonna have to learn how to craft w/ leather? Idk what Blacksmithing level I need for that.

what up

I just wanna draw some hot guys today. 🥴🥴🥴

This is the *only* way I wanna be greeted at the door.

I will never straight up tell you that I desperately need to unload on some dad's hole- but there *will* be signs. Subtle, *SNEAKY*, signs.

I will never straight up tell you that I desperately need to unload on some dad's hole- but there *will* be signs. Subtle, *SNEAKY*, signs.

*lights cigarette* "Have you all ever just..?" *takes a long drag* "End up beating off to your own nudes?" *smoke comin outta my ass*

Happy hump day from Dad. Get over here boy, and help Dad get his pants over his fat cake.

Finally got this bad boy out of the closet. Who wanna come over and watch some anime?

Morning bub. Come get in here before we have to get up.

GET UR ASSES TO CYBERSTAN. SUPER EARTH NEEDS YOU.

Go on. Give this dog a bone. He deserves it.

Does anyone else start getting bonkers horny when it starts getting nice out? Like it hits 70 and I'm rolling out of hibernation ready to FUCK.

Walked by this hot dad and the way I am *feral* today for some meaty man tit.

Soft cock at work cause I'm bored & h*rny. (& I like how I look in this mirror).

A boyfriend type w/ an offering of dick. #TummyTuesday

Postin nip on Insta like it isn't a profile for my drawings. *manifesting cute dudes to have a fun little internet crush on me*

Thiccc 🍑💦

I mean, if you wanted to start from the top and, like, slowly kiss your way down that'd be cool. #TummyTuesday

Frequently coveted. *Rarely* ventured for.

Always remember what we're fighting for

Early morning #TummyTuesday Hands and mouths needed on any part of my naked body.

Hanging out in my favorite cardigan. Hanging out *only* in my favorite cardigan.

Shadow the hedgehog

Last time I jumped into Helldivers 2 was *the day* before Super Earth got jumped by the squids. This time it's *the day* before we jump Cyberstan. On. The. Job. Training.

The straight dude at work have been "Good Boy"-ing each other for a few weeks now. NOTABLY keeping me out of it- as they realize they'd have zero chance of unarming that nuke after setting it off.

What if we kissed on top of the burning remains of Savage Omega, bro?

After hundreds of hours w/ Lance I'm back to studying the blade again.

Tbh Iceshard Cliffs= Kinda slept on.

Booty shorts but with messages from Souls games

Old GameBoy Advance print ad! 🔥

Y'all. Doing this pattern almost took me out. Super happy with the results tho. (Small portion if a larger piece)

Early morning #TummyTuesday Hands and mouths needed on any part of my naked body.

Hanging out in my favorite cardigan. Hanging out *only* in my favorite cardigan.

Mount Me Mondays ™️

Wake up, nerd. It's time to eat.

Okay, so it's like this. (Except I'm usually sweating more)

I've decided to have a crush on all of you. 🧡

NR & Chill.

Idk it's #fcf or something Bone apple teeth

Turned off notifications for this app and then genuinelly forgot I had it for a month 💀💀💀 In similar news: Local man comes out of depressive episode and is HOR-NEE.

Well, If anyone is wondering where tf I went. 😭😭😭

Been feeling feral lately 😈🥵