your attention dollars at work.

Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue

lol metaverse. sora. please god just give the hundred billion dollars to actual creative people to make cool things rather than blowing it all erecting shitty soul prisons where you try to trick people into grinding away at garbage for you for free.

society reorients it's values around it's cultural mediums, this is what our society has become reorienting around twitter. the video game aspect is ancillary. cruelty, detachment and lack of humanity are the hallmark values of X and is what we see displayed here by our government.

Mar-a-Lago CENTCOM: Take the shot *Sniper with thumb hovering over “Yes” on Polymarket “Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by February 28?” bet*: yeah one sec

Napa Boys rocks. I hope you are blessed to see it with an audience. I dont know if anyone can quite do what Nick Corirossi does and Napa Boys is all the way. A miracle.

lol. Panera Bread reaps what they sow.

Kinda expected this one to come true earlier, YourFridge now available. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

may this horny, codependent woman lead us to salvation

Gen AI is a machine that destroys intellectual property. Literally the promise is that, as soon as a thing is made, the robot can eat it and do it forever for free. Software, art, whatever. The only hedge is that it's not that good at it yet. Just unreal that "IP: The Company" doesn't see this.

I’m sure that to do the OpenAI deal, Disney was inspired by all the hugely popular AI-made videos of their IP that don’t involve Mickey shooting a cop. Oh, those don’t exist? Not even one?

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A very overlooked aspect of the social media flatening of the internet that’s getting worse in the AI internet. It used to be much easier to spot crazy people online. All these tools seem purpose built to allow the delusional and dangerous to get credibility and followers instead of help.

kind of amazing that the major advancement of Big Tech this decade has been from inventing a technology that makes people WANT to kill themselves to creating one that TELLS them to do it.

Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/asssske...

Finally getting paid to hate this company

if you see this right now or in the next two hours you can TUNE THE FUCK IN! I’m doing the EVERYTHING NOW SHOW ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/everythingno...

Scooter

i'll never forgive them for making Lars Ulrich the most correct person who ever lived

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. 'Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile' is in select theaters October 2. To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

You can argue with Ethan's larger take in this (lord knows I am) but this is very interesting from his source. It indicates this wasn't just Nexstar sucking up to Carr but Carr sucking up to Trump to win for his bros over the Newsmax guy. It's all just fucking royal intrigue bullshit now.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

your machine is responsible for the things that it does! if you can’t control it you can’t just let it loose to kill people!

I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.

This is an incredibly well done piece. I know a member of the family involved and I don't know how you can read it and not seethe with rage, particularly if you have someone vulnerable in your life that this could happen to. Truly fuck Meta and fuck Mark Zuckerberg. www.reuters.com/investigates...

claude has a feature where you can talk to the founders of anthropic in a janky 3d environment? what the fuck is going on in norcal right now? how high on yourself do you have to be to even conceive of this as a "cool idea" to put out in the world

maybe this whole type of website is flawed and we should make fucking new ones

i always ask the new ai's to write 10 onion headlines to see if they are getting better. They always suck but I'll give them another chance by prompting them to write good ones and just got this from Claude 4 feels like these training sets are more auditable for IP than these companies claim...

Podded with Strauss and it's UNPAYWALLED. We talk ATTENTION DOLLARS and a grand solution to the Fin-Syn/ creator economy issues beguiling Hollywood and the internet. Also some primo Matt and Ethan arguing if you're into that shit. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

christ, i get it, the guy with no friends is in charge of friendship. but why does this loser’s perpetually delayed catharsis have to keep impacting MY life

At some point someone will point out that movie studios ARE putting tons of money into marketing movies to you, but maybe, just maybe the black box social platforms and digital ad auctions they dump money on simply lie to them about who sees the ads.

new hero Sarah Wynn-Williams is testifying before a senate committee right now. a rare chance for a bi-partisan smashing of facebook. www.judiciary.senate.gov/committee-ac...

you live in a home but bosses live in lairs. when your boss works from home that's work from lair

hey it's me, the guy you know who hates facebook the most of all time telling YOU that the book CARELESS PEOPLE is a MUST READ! The hype is real! Sarah Wynn-Williams rules! At a point it's just page after page of Mark getting humiliated over and over! And then becoming worse and worse!

Seems increasingly like the road to hell is actually paved with things that obviously lead to hell

stop fucking around and watch rushkoff already www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9WP...

some classic klinman bullshit here! if you want more and you’re at @sxsw.com I’m doing a sure to be excellent panel with Baratunde on Sunday Mar 9! schedule.sxsw.com/2025/events/...

Oh man this was an insane horny dmt laser great time. Listen if you dare!

I think most Americans have this sense in the back of their heads that shit sucks but at least there are really smart people working super hard every day to cure cancer. That stops this week.

Very great conversation that will make you laugh but also mad but then laugh some more. #ai #bigtech #comedy

heyyy i'm on @baratunde.com's podcast today SAYING WHAT I THINK good conversation about how tech always gets off on "pushing boundaries" but it more feels like they are just making new boundaries to trap us video: youtu.be/Pl5Td_kN_yU

remember when the silicon valley guys brought down thier own bank

its important to wake up and first thing see what the craziest people alive are thinkin’ bout

the internet sorta just feels like a trap that's been snapped shut, you know?

oh hey, it's one i wrote. nice to see you old friend.

me, killing a jew: this isn't what I mean, my body is just doing this!