Oh fuck off Zak

fucking regex, super fucking handy but i can barely fucking wrap my head around the shit 😂

Cancelling this. Have a job interview soon.

OMG my neighbours have a 20 year age gap and the guy knew her as a child

gotta be able to laugh with one another, can't take everything 100% seriously

doesn't matter as long as they're an amazing person.

probably oversharing personal details without asking

Such a stupid decision by Sony.

Walking my dog and well... OOOOOH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND WHEN WILL WE SEE YER LIKE AGAIN

More books need to be written in the Scots language

Didn't have a "partially closed hospital in Glasgow due to suspected ebola" on my 2026 bingo card

Blowing up balloons and istg these pink ones are looking a little nsfw when seeing them from the bottom 🤣

Swiftie question: What is one Taylor song that makes you think about someone close to you?

AND I HOPE I NEVER LOSE YOU, HOPE IT NEVER ENDS, I'D NEVER WALK CORNELIA STREET AGAIN, THAT'S THE KIND OF HEARTBREAK TIME COULD NEVER MEND, I'D NEVER WALK CORNELIA STREET AGAIN AND BABY I GET MYSTIFIED BY HOW THIS CITY SCREAMS YOUR NAME AND BABY I'M SO TERRIFIED OF IF YOU EVER WALK AWAY ID NEVERWALK

OMG 👀

venmo.com/code?user_id... www.paypal.me/juliahoo1456 ⚠️‼️SOS urgent mutual aid need!!! The place I was staying at has determined after their mandatory 72 hour assessment that I do not qualify to stay there. I am now without a place to stay, as all the shelters in & near my city are full. ⚠️‼️

No idea where Im gonna stay tonight because the shelter said to come back tomorrow so if I can get enough for just at least 1 night at a hotel that would be amazing anything helps

For a second, i thought this was about Dead by Daylight cause I've played it so much recently 💀

And apparently I have offended someone by calling them a muppet, Scots banter really doesn't translate well I guess

So Andy Burnham would want to take powers away from the devolved governments????? FUCK YOU

Don't use AI then.

Monthly Book Recap Thread (cause I'm a bit of a bampot and forgot to do this months ago) JANUARY:

If you're gonna have a library book checked out, at least renew it on the library's website so the due back date is accurate

Jesus christ, Just saw how far back Alonso is 😭

And Stroll is retiring the car

You know what, fuck it, let's get a max and Oscar podium 😂

Fucking horrible

If I were Cadillac I’d simply build an F1 car who’s brakes do not catch on fire.

Race time

STEVE CLARKE STEPPED DOWN?????? @thedaftestlap.bsky.social

Max crashed in a high speed corner & their solution was yellow flags instead of red flags... A slap to the face in driver safety, it should always be a red flag in that situation. If another car came at the same speed, at the same corner and crashed, there no way it would have ended well for anyone

What a fucked decision from the FIA yet again

Welp Scotland is officially eliminated from the world cup

Crofty making a 6 7 joke...

Typical Scotland

I so badly want to meet some of the people on this app in real life 😩

Just saw some of Linkin Park's Rock in Rio and the crowd being supportive when Emily was fighting back tears and struggling to sing Waiting For The End 😭

Okay so the bots are still on here...

New phoebe song 👀

Walked to the end of the street and ended up profusely sweating 😂

Dead by Daylight's 10th anniversary has started and it's already got game-breaking bugs 👀 Every single year 🤣🤣🤣

It’s like the sun is on steroids

this heat can go fuck itself, my living room is like a fucking furnace now

Scotland gets battered by Brazil last night, my Scotland jersey finally ships 😂 At least I'll have it if I ever attend a match at Hampden

2 job rejections back to back in the span of 2 minutes lmao

So true.🤣

Contacted ASDA for double charging me, here's hoping they refund me

Can we just end the match 🏃