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This is what we'll be saying about this orange wanker when he finally dies

What a sad little life Jane rant mentioned on SNL 🤣🤣

CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE WITH HIS FISH FINGERS ON SNL 🤣🤣🤣

BRITISH WEEKEND UPDATE

I think this has been off to a good start, the Keir Starmer cold open was funny, hoping the next few weeks the quality stays just as good

Snl uk is actually making me laugh, did not expect that 😂

I love that SNL UK is allowed to swear 🤭

The Mario Kart jokes at the nurburgring 🤣

Another aussie snack haul 👀 I may have went overboard and stockpiled timtams since they were cheap 🫣 Also @amy.swifties.social the milo KitKat is pretty nice, I think I'll actually get a proper tin of milo at some point now 👀

Finding a UK based store with reasonable prices for Australian snacks is both a blessing and a curse 😂

A massive fuck you to whoever the fuck is voting for Reform

this reminds me, my school used to raise money for this and put on a talent show and each year i did it, I was just cracking jokes on stage

just realised it's red nose day

am i looking at flights to belgium, hotels near Spa-Francorchamps and planning a whole trip in my head all while not having a passport? aye 🤣

HE WAS A SKATER BOY SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER, SHE HAD A PRETTY FACE BUT HER HEAD WAS UP IN SPACE

CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY, LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY WITH ME OOOOOOOOOOOOH

STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON 🗣️

DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT, DON'T WANT A NATION UNDER THE NEW MANIA, AND CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF HYSTERIA? THE SUBLIMINAL MINDFUCK AMERICA

WHOSE PORTRAIT'S ON THE MANTLE, WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS, MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS AND FIND YOUR CARD CANCELLED

you think I'm nasty baby STOP TALKING DIRTY TO ME, it sounded nasty but it FEELS LIKE YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME

🎶Put your nose in paperbacks instead of smoking cigarettes these are years you're never getting back stay along the beaten path and never listen when she said sharp edges have consequences guess I had to find that out for myself, sharp edges have consequences now every scar is a story I can tell 🎶

What was left when that fire was gone, I thought it felt right but that right was wrong, all caught up in the eye of the storm and trying to figure out what it's like moving on and I don't even know what kind of things I've said, my mouth kept moving and my mind went dead so picking up the pieces-

Fire in the sunrise, ashes raining down, try to hold it in but it keeps bleeding out, this is what you asked for, heavy is the crown

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @amy.swifties.social 🥳🥳 I HOPE YOU HAVE A DAY THAT IS JUST AS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AS YOU ARE!! 🫶🫶🫶

One of the t-shirts I got yesterday for my bday 🤣

insane to see haas and alpine in the top 10

“Antonelli leads from Collapinto” is a sentence i never thought i’d hear lol

If mclaren doesn't get their shit together for Oscar, I'm gonna kick their arses into next week 🏃

GIVE US MORE DECIMALS WTF

these ferrari race starts are just beautiful, yes I will say it every time

What the fuck is happening

FUCK YOU MCLAREN (not you Oscar)

why do all the best people live SO FAR AWAY FROM ME 😭😭😭😭 i just want to hang with my besties all the time

Finally got all the mother's day decorations hung up 😌

I fear whoever is carly rae girlies may need to call me maybe 🏃

I'm officially 25 now 😔 F1 sprint and getting to yap my 2 besties has been the best possible start to the day 🤭

personally i trust both charles and lewis to race each other hard but clean and the idea that either one of them should go soft on the other out of ~respect~ for is insane if the team outcome is unaffected and they don’t make contact theres no such thing as “too agressive”. it’s called racing.

John MacKay really signed off from STV now, end of an era there

Reading this book and I never thought I'd ever read the sentence "his spunk pumping out like an epileptic rabbit" but here we are 💀💀

Keir Starmer and his clear zero respect for devolution 🖕

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

it's officially the 11th here! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST CANADIAN LASSIE EVER @bananagoggles13.swifties.social 🥳🥳🥳 I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY BESTIE

Also fun fact: the band used real human bones as a percussion instrument for one of their albums

Yep building is absolutely gonna be gone soon @darren13.swifties.social 😭😭😭

Found a video of the fire @darren13.swifties.social

Have you seen the fire that's started at Central Station? @darren13.swifties.social It's so bad, I think there's a chance of losing the building, hotel and station now 💀

Me to all by women besties on here 😌