Fuck it, if I get any more rejection letters, I'm starting an OnlyFans 🤣🤣 /s

Imma fucking start screaming due to people

women are fucking amazing, that's it, that's the post 😌

I need a job, anyone want a nice Scotsman around? 🤭

Watching David Attenborough fight a rhino on snl in a wrestling suit is not what I was expecting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

THAT COLD OPEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SNL UK TIME 🥳🥳

Act on BGT had me looking up how many kids can fit in a bin 😭

THANK FUCK

John Swinney (Scotland's First Minister) refusing to have talks with Reform makes me happy

Well, everyone has known since the 90s that the truth is out there iykyk 👀

Bloody hell, reviews on the ASDA website for condoms are something else 😂😂

Trump congratulating Scotland's First Minister after the election here is something I didn't expect 💀

AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN, NO WAY GET FUCKED FUCK OFF

BY YON BONNIE BANKS AND BY YON BONNIE BRAES

70+ announced and now 3 of them a Reform, it was nice while it lasted

27 seats out of 129 announced in Scotland so far and not one Reform seat yet thankfully 🥳

So according to the BBC early stuff suggests that there's a high voter turnout for Scotland 👀

💯

5 English Council areas votes have been counted and Reform are leading, still 131 more English Council areas to go but a massive fuck you to the twats who voted for that fucking racist, misogynistic, facist party

"Central Park is like sea world for trees" is a lyric that never fails to make me laugh for whatever reason 🤣

How the fuck is Ken Barlow still alive?? I haven't watched that show in years but I would have assumed he'd be long gone 🤣

Go vote

SNOW ON THE BEACH MENTIONED ON TIPPING POINT

It's a shame the votes aren't counted overnight here, it was kinda fun watching it, especially watching people lose to Count Binface at 3am 😂

Okay, I've officially voted now 🫡

Once again, reminding everyone not to vote for Reform.

Also reading 'wrote online that women were the "sponging gender" and should be "deprived of health care".' makes me fucking sick, everything i learn about Reform, the worse they fucking get

Here is the evidence too.

This is the same party who called Welsh people foreigners because they speak welsh, the same party who attacked children in Glasgow because they speak multiple languages, the same party who had an MP that praised Hitler, the same party that had a different member do hitler salutes, the same party-

Another reminder to any Scots: Reform has openly said in it's manifesto that they want to reduce the size of the Scottish Parliament, review our devolved powers, remove some Scottish laws and restrict parliament's focus. We can't have a party that is going to actively block & lower our devolution

April recap

Reminder: do not vote for Reform tomorrow!

Queen's Greatest Hits

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand...

I shaved down there for the first time in ages and I already regret it

If you want to give your bestie nightmares, show them Mr Blobby providing a concert 😂

Watching the latest SNL and I feel like they overuse Ashley so much this year

Taylor x Eminem!!!

EXILE

You're on your own kid

Cornelia Street, I've already listened to it over 5000 times so I know I'm not gonna get fed up with it 🤣

Folklore

Betty, Timeless, Safe and Sound

Enchanted

Red

Daylight

Ready for it

"hope I never lose you, hope it never ends, I'd never walk cornelia street again, that's the kind of heartbreak time could never mend, I'd never walk cornelia street again and baby I get mystified by how this city screams your name and baby I'm so terrified of if you ever walk away I'd never walk-

You're on your own kid