I guess I should be happy this shit is gonna make more people read it but omfg this adaptation is just gonna be smut under the wuthering heights name isn't it?

It's been raining non stop for like 12 hours here now

5, currently reading book 6 👀

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS LEAVING THE EPISODE RIGHT THERE?????? WHAT THE FUCK

RACHEL MIGHT GO????? OH MY GOD ABOUT TIME

OH FUCK YOU RACHEL YOU SNEAKY BITCH

Okay if Stephen throws Rachel under the bus tonight, I'll be cheering him on 😂

tell me your pet’s name in a gif

I'm not ready to see my boy Stephen get tossed under the bus by Rachel tonight 😭

Starter watching The Capture and this copper lassie is actually so cute 🤭

I'm sorry but Americans are dressing up like Jimmy Saville to see 28 Years Later?????? WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW AMERICANS PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS BUT FUCKING HELL 😭😭

🎶 Which of the pickwick triplets did it? Who the crew would commit this crime? Might a little brat make a mummy go splat? It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme 🎶

men like Chris brown who is a literal abuser or Kanye who is literally a nazi STILL have careers, sorry I just don’t gaf if Taylor called a man a bitch

I SWEAR TO GOD IF RACHEL TURNS AGAINST STEPHEN, THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY

Me when Stephen inevitably gets banished

Pets at Home now selling a giant Krabby Patty dog toy 🤣🤣

Another tay vid to bless the skyline 🤭🤭

Gonna start blessing the skyline again 🤭

THE TRAITORS IS BACK TONIGHT 🥳

Okay time to get some stuff sorted out and then watch the Percy Jackson finale 😌

What people think Scotland is: haggis, highlands, Highland Cows, kilts, irn bru What it actually is: guy who tried to kill police with a chainsaw in 2024 called the judge, who sentenced him today, a 'fucking terrorist' 😂

Joe after reading what Annabeth's hat does @amy.swifties.social 🤣

OMG THEY FIT, I'M IN SHOCK 🤣🤣 usually they need to be a 13 uk / 47-48 EU

I think I ordered socks that are literally 2 sizes too small 🤣 I'm gonna hope that they fit 🫣

copy & paste the bunny, then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />🍌<

I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣

Is this driver Davie from Still Game? 😭 @darren13.swifties.social

Also just remembered, David had a tour on called "David's not dead" but he died and the shows still went ahead with the same title 🤣🤣

The iconic "David's dead" from big brother happened 10 years ago????

I love my kindles and I love being able to put any ebook on them but the one downside is that a fair amount of books seems to lose their cover art while some books will still have it and idk why 😂

I told my mate about tablet and his reaction to the amount of sugar will always live in my head rent free 😂

introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Queen + Adam Texas (performed before Queen so idk if that counts)

OMG YES AND SO MANY PEOPLE THINK IT'S A ROMANCE 😭😭😭

I know I say it often but the amount of wonderful and lovely people on here never fails to amaze me

That cheeto faced cunt, fucking hell, every time when you think you can hate president Orange Wanker more, the cunt finds a fucking way

Okay time to apply to be on the show 😂

It's really sad that so many people are leaving and so many people are fighting. I love you all and my page will always be a safe space for everyone. I consider you all my friends which means no matter what I'll always be there for u for support if u ever need.

I'm sorry, but this is what it feels like every time I check this app atm 😳 WTF is going on?!?! 😭 Maybe I should just mute the app until tomorrow and hope all is better then. Cause all I see right now is vague subposting. And I hate that I'm seeing posts from my moots saying they're leaving 🥺

Where do they find these contestants 🤣 What do you mean someone shat in a bin in the office?

1% club time 🥳

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

I know a lot of us feel helpless rn so here’s some direct action you can take to help the people of Minneapolis 🫶

I feel like we’ve lost the plot…people should feel comfortable expressing themselves and being themselves here without a pitchfork mob coming after them…No one should be made to feel that every post they make within an opinion they have is going to be psychoanalyzed and attacked. 🧍🏻‍♀️

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally? (I fear a lot of traitors moments this year are living in my head rent free)

Not what I expected to see on insta 😂

STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

"I've spoken to spirits on the other side for advice so I've voted for you" Just fuck off hen, you voted the wrong person, aye yer psychic 🙄 my fucking arse ye are 😂

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT A FUCK UP TO MAKE, HOW DO YOU OPENLY SAY ABOUT MURDERING SOMEONE TONIGHT AROUND EVERYONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣