AI is coming for our jobs... (for the record: the train driver was not, in fact, delaying the international high-speed train to cook a beef stew for Christmas) @rocksandfaults.bsky.social

I think I've seen it all now... Using Distributed Acoustic Sensing to monitor rats chasing one another in the sewers: www.nature.com/articles/s43...

1) In order to connect my laptop to a wireless network I need to install an app. 2) In order for the app to authenticate with the network, it needs an active internet connection. 3) In order to have internet, I need to be authenticated on the network. See the problem here? 🤔

Why do manuscript repositories pretend like it's 1998? For hal.science, the maximum file size is 3 MB, and if you cannot stick to that they will remove your submission within 5 months. Nowadays a single HDD has a capacity approaching 30 TB, which could store 10 MILLION documents.

⚠️ Faults don’t slip evenly!! Varying slip rates along faults drive complex earthquake cycle patterns, yet they are overlooked in seismic hazard assessments. Read more: seismica.library.mcgill.ca/article/view...

Submission day is approaching, and already 24 hours before the submission deadline this ancient-looking platform buckles under the strain of at least 100 scientists trying to submit their projects. Stress testing clearly wasn't part of the development objectives...

Spending half my day filling out forms on yet another CV platform mandated by a particular funding agency. Can't we just export/import a simple XML/JSON from one platform into another? See also: xkcd.com/927/

scirev.org 👈 "SciRev.org is [...] offering researchers the opportunity to share their experiences and select an efficient journal to submit their work." And guess what: "The website is owned and maintained by [...] a non-profit organization located in The Netherlands."

We need a rating/review site for academic journals. Something like Yelp, but for academia. As far as I can tell, there is currently no mechanism to hold journals accountable for editorial malpractice, or to provide feedback that is transparent and visible to the public.

I was just asked to review a paper, but I had to look up several words from the title in a dictionary. I took that as a sign that I'm not qualified for this assignment.

SeisBench v.10 is out and it's time for some new models: - SkyNet allows picking regional phases and can even distinguish Pn, Pg, Sn, Sg (beware of the Terminator though) - SeisDAE brings easily retrainable seismic waveform denoising Check out all changes here: github.com/seisbench/se...

PSA to all IT departments out there: mandatory periodic password changes are no longer recommended (cybersecuritynews.com/nist-rules-p...). And requiring at least one capital letter, a number, and a special character has a 50% chance of resulting in "P@ssword123". Offer MFA instead.

Yet another strike for the Tree Physiology journal: I noticed (too late) that the copy-editors rewrote Latin species names into EN-GB spelling: Brachychiton discolor became Brachychiton discolour everywhere in my manuscript! Fortunately I didn't pay anything for this "high quality typesetting"...

Measuring rock slides is cool, but modelling rock slides is cool too. So why not do both? Come join us at the beautiful Côte d'Azur! We have a fully-funded PhD opportunity available in the framework of the ERC UNREST project. Application window is open until 25 August: emploi.cnrs.fr/Offres/Docto...

AAA estimates the average cost of owning a car is $12,297 a year, and recommends drivers spend no more than 10 percent of their income on car costs. This means you should make 120K to afford the average cost. Median *household* income in the US is $77K. The math just doesn't work.

When you back-up your data to the same drive as the original data...

This is considered state-of-the-art cycling infrastructure at the Côte d'Azur (🇫🇷). The cycling path just ends and merges with a pedestrian lane. You're expected to zigzag between the black poles to complete the merge.

@agu.org is imposing some Italian-style administration on all authors of all submitted manuscripts. We already disclosed funding sources and conflicts of interest in the manuscript itself, and probably also during the submission process. Why does every author have to repeat that procedure again?

No Microsoft Word, I don't think that "Slikeennines" is "More concise language that would be clearer for your reader". I'll stick with "Southern Apennines" for now.

New personal best (worst): I broke a new git-tracked repository within 34 seconds since creation. Can't merge upstream because of "diverging branches". I think we all need to look inside ourselves and acknowledge that only Linus himself really knows how to use git...

The insect population crash is one of the most visible, because you can see it in your own backyard. Walk out to a meadow full of flowers: you no longer hear the constant buzzing of bees, bugs, and beetles. At night, leave the windows open and the lights on: hardly anything comes in to visit you...

Need a visual for insect declines and shifting baseline? Read this, and use the image sliders. “It’s the same sheet, with the same lights, in the same place, looking over the same vegetation…” he says. “There’s just no moths on that sheet.” www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Got experience in DAS data processing and/or subsurface imaging, and looking for a postdoc? Come work with us at Géoazur on a massive DAS data set from Chile! Job advertisement: emploi.cnrs.fr/Offres/CDD/U... Want a sneak peek of the data? Check our live stream: pisco.unice.fr#/live

I made the grave mistake of trying out Copilot in VS Code. To fix the error that I got, it suggested me to upgrade optimistix to version >0.13 (note that the current version is 0.0.10...). It completely hallucinated a story of version incompatibility.

I'm sure that the Belgians are working overtime to come up with a joke about Dutch avarice and stealing wind

Got experience in DAS data processing and/or subsurface imaging, and looking for a postdoc? Come work with us at Géoazur on a massive DAS data set from Chile! Job advertisement: emploi.cnrs.fr/Offres/CDD/U... Want a sneak peek of the data? Check our live stream: pisco.unice.fr#/live

SeisBench v0.9 is out now. Some highlights of the new version: - The CWA dataset with broadband and strong motion data from Taiwan. - The CEED dataset covering more than 4 million waveforms from California. - A 20% speed-up when picking continuous datasets. github.com/seisbench/se...

This is truly mind-blowing. At first I only looked at the crack appearing in the foreground in the pavement, then I saw the sudden and fast movement of the earth in the distance and on the right. 🤯🧪⚒️ youtu.be/77ubC4bcgRM?...

I've heard of several of these initiatives, which at the surface look noble, but deeper down they often don't come with extra money to pay for these academic refugees. That, or it reallocates existing budgets, so that the grand total remains the same. Could we call it academic greenwashing?

Distributed Acoustic Sensing is a promising technology, but it has a limited dynamic range. @martijnende.bsky.social Van den Ende et al. conducted an in-depth investigation into what this means for Earthquake Early Warning. Read now: seismica.library.mcgill.ca/article/view...

Never in the history of GitHub has adding a new SSH key worked on the first try. I can easily spend hours trying to figure out why my new SSH key is not accepted, and it is always for a different reason...

So that's what all those ocean drilling projects were for...

Could journals please stop using Editorial Manager or other platforms that require reviewers to provide a department address, phone number, fax number, expertise, and other things just to be able to decline the review invitation?

If you thought that AI only impacts creative work, then you should read this article: thelibre.news/foss-infrast... LLM bots devour Open Source projects like swarms of locusts, effectively DDoSing open code repositories that actually try to make a positive contribution to our lives.

Maybe if I get 200 more followers I get to 966 666 69, which also isn't too bad (this post is #69)

Noooo guys massive overshoot! Now I need to delete my account and start over...

Guys if I end up blocking any one of you, it would probably just be me trying to get a perfect sequence of sixes. This post is #66 by the way so I only need a few more followers to get there, and you'll see no more posts from me until that happens.

The planetary community is starting a diamond open-access journal: planetary-research.org (free to publish, free to read). They're looking for editors. Let's dump Icarus, Planetary and Space Science, AGU, AAS, etc. who charge ungodly sums of money then do nothing to protect our copyright anyway.

La technique de mesure acoustique distribuée (DAS) a un potentiel certain pour le suivi post-sismique rapide d'évènements sismiques. Mais ce système pourrait il se substituer aux déploiements de sismomètres existants? Van den Ende et al. se sont penchés sur le sujet.

Distributed Acoustic Sensing (DAS) has great potential for rapid response seismic deployments, but can it replace existing seismometer deployments? Van den Ende et al. put this idea to the test. Read now: seismica.library.mcgill.ca/article/view... martijnende.bsky.social

Yup, Windows Update botched another Windows installation. It still boots, though, so there's at least that. It's funny how people think of Linux desktop as a hacky mess, and yet I'm never worried when I do my weekly updates on Fedora KDE. But for Windows I always say a little prayer...

Registration for this workshop has opened. As of now, there are only 26 spots left, so get yours now! scads.ai/event/intern...

Recruitment/promotion panels should ban publication/citation numbers. Instead they should ask "what are you good at?". Hyperprolific authors will not be able to answer that in a demonstrable way, at least no better than anyone else can

Legend has it that this vessel's name was inspired by the chef's cooking... (© Christophe Ena, AP)

Reading these screenshots gives me the impression that this person believes peer-review is flawless. If that's the case, why typically invite 2 reviewers and not just 1? Also, would anyone complain if a "non-engineer" detected a critical flaw in the design of a bridge? Why would a title matter here?

Damn those captchas are getting harder every day...

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I'm reposting this, because so far we had no applicant! We currently have 2 years of funded salary for a postdoc to work with us on Eocene climate simulations on an exciting topic: understanding how primates dispersed over 1000's of km and across two oceans!

The .science top-level domain is a cool idea, but basically every single word in the dictionary + .science has been claimed by domain squatters. earth.science, seismology.science, math.science, etc. are all claimed but "available for a price". This is a crime against the scientific community

❓Do you have an #earthquake prediction? The Collaboratory for the Study of #Earthquake Predictability(https://scec.org/research/projects/CSEP/scec3.html) accepts predictions & evaluates them. Careful though: saying you did predict after the #earthquake happens means nothing😉