O grape Zeus, would there were but one reporter who had the cojones to ask the #PedoPrez to his Divine-ly pancaked face if we are facing nuclear Armageddon because Epstein gave Mossad the skinny on his serial rape of teenage girls.

Hey #MIGA. ICY r unclear as to 🦉 is paying to insure the oil tankers owned by other countries & private multi-national corporations, many, probably most, not American based, sometime between now & the 15th of next month look in the 🪞.

Apropos of nothing. youtu.be/HUHYlYgXOS8?...

Bust a crack dealer & his posse won’t be long b4 another 1 fills the vacuum. Something to keep in the back of your mind if you think once (if) the #PedoPrez & his locker room lolicon studs are exposed that an international 1% Pedo Trafficking / espionage honeypot ring is a one-off over & done with.

The Germanni were war fighters. The Romans were SOLDIERS. One of them had an empire, the other one didn’t & almost always got their ass handed to them by the other even when the odds were 3 to 1 & the Germanni were half again as large.

Pr Sec Leavitt 😭 won’t make💰 off AI generated Christian porn of her. Heg 😢 virtual snuff flick w/ L running nakedly* Fredo Kruger amok in an Iranian 🧒🏻 school wielding a Deus Vult strap-on dildo/MBS chainsaw just locker room talk *save a bigly gold ✝️ swinging demurely between her bodacious ta tas.

1st Dem at least couple of decades or so younger than me gets my vote if they promises on their first day they will: 1) Give the Pres Medal of Freedom to Julie K Brown 2) Legalize pot & allow med RXes for vets & Medicare 3) Appoint Jack Smith to try 🧵 1/2

A bullshitter loose in a nuclear china shop! What COULDN’T go wrong? Will the craven war room war crims whose oxymoronic military intelligence is limited to making & maintaining blood & 💰 quagmires pull their 👅 out of PedOTUSes ass & explain how 2 front wars (don’t) work? apple.news/AuDQ69t76R7-...

Firefall, Yosemite 2/2025 Horsetail Falls, illuminated by the setting sun for a couple of weeks each February…. #flowing #blueskyartshow #nikon #yosemite #landscape #landscapephotography

ICYMI #MIGA. #ButcherBibi doesn’t give a 💩 if your ✝️ 🇺🇸 ends up breaking not only its own quagmire record but beating the one set by Catholics & Protestants in the 100 Years War. Just so long as he gets what YWH allegedly told a bunch of sheep herders back in the Copper Age what He wanted for 🇮🇱.

Soon as the price at the pump goes up yet another dollar, the Mad Pedo Who Would Be 🤴 will go on Truth Social at 2 am and announce that the Iranians have surrendered unconditionally and in exchange he’s going to let them resume work on nukes. Art of the deal. 🥸 apple.news/A39n-TDMfQwC...

When a louse nestles all snug up the flaming scarlet red butt of an orangutan he should expect sooner or later to be crushed between those massively flabby Jabby the Hutt cheeks. A textbook example of why 🇺🇸 should not deify those who have served, no matter how valiantly or grave their sacrifice.

"It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months." — Donald Rumsfeld on the Iraq War (7 Feb 2003).

According to Fr TV, Israel’s announced they’ll use the same tactic they routinely use in Lebanon & Palestine of carpet bombíng civilian residential neighborhoods, hospitals, & schools, all of no military value. The idea is to turn the populace against their govt. No mention I see in US news here

Call me selfish, but I’m worried how this war will negatively impact me. Choco prices were already out of hand before. We need to stop this war before the price of Dubai chocolate goes through the roof.

The PedoWhoremonger’s war is a mutant protection & extortion racket on steroids; similarly his & the 1%’s economic rape of 🇺🇸 is like the casino & real estate Mafia bust outs he’s always done, only writ large. Props to 🇪🇸 4 having more cojones than our Congress & giving him 🖕

6 transactional Black Robed Whores turned the Constitution on its head 2 grant #PedoPrez imperial immunity, quid pro quo for installing them so they could implement a Handmaiden agenda, but nothing says he can’t be stripped of his citizenship & Secret Service, then put on a 1 way flight 2 the Hague.

It’s understandable that the Unholy 3 Stooges Trinity of the Apocalypse, Pedo, Hego, & Rubio, thought Iran would be like Venezuela. They both have an ‘a’ in the name.

If alkies used #MIGA logic: I had to get drunk in order to stay sober.🥸

Not just the Iranians patiently playing the long game until our reserves of interceptors & other 💰 war toys r 🔥 through. Poor Taiwan, Ukraine, Kurds, South Koreans, & a lot of Africa. The Mad Pedo Who Would Be 🤴 won’t be able 2 be your Sugar Daddy even if he didn’t ❤️ your Bwana Dicktater foes better

The Mad Pedo Who Would Be King thinks he only killed a head of state. In Shia Islam Aayatollah Khomeini was the (claimed) successor to the divinely appointed heir to Muhammad just like the Pope is the (claimed) successor to Peter, the divinely appointed heir to lead the Catholic Church. 🧵 1/2

We may have the most powerful conventional military in the 🌍 but like so many previous holders of that 👑 we can’t do asymmetrical worth💩 Ironically faster we win the conv phase sooner we get to quagmire w/ incompetent, cowardly, war criminal generals using same Dien Bien Phu tactics used since DBP.

T 1 day ago: 🔥 bad but me 🔥 good! 4, 5 week no more. WH today: At least 8 weeks. T next July: Me make quagmire! Longest quagmire in history of big ball. Biggest. Me 🔥 ALL big ball👍 That’s some 4D campaign strategy; like gramps slamming the slots when he’s already 6 weeks behind in vig to his 🦈

“Republicans take another crack at Homeland Security funding, citing Iran war”~AP headline Non-MIGA Translation: A purposeless & unconstitutional nascent 🌍 war of choice started w/o our advice & consent means we must resume funding 4 concentration camps 4 citizens who vote or might vote 🫏

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!

Hwaet, Google’s AC* Overview seems to be putting whatever you typed into Wikipedia’s search function & vomiting the results back to you w/ minimal checks for accuracy, consistency, or continuity. *”Artificial Cribber,” often misnomered as “Artificial Intelligence.”

Perhaps this PedoWhoremonger war isn’t “just” a senile’s petulant whim, distraction from the #EpsteinFiles, and/or some cockeyed election or enrichment scheme. Maybe Epstein gave Mossad dirt on the Mad Pedo Who Who Would Be King & Fuhrer Bibi is blackmailing him.

And where’s the Harkonnen, Barron?

Fetterman & Gallego both need to be primaried next time they’re up for election.

Then: “It became necessary to destroy the town to save it,” a U.S. major said Wednesday.” Peter Arnett Feb. 8, 1968. Now: It became necessary to start this war in order to stay out of wars like he promised you. Not just history rhymes. Non sequiter justifications for war crimes do also.

Didn’t his Great White Bwana Hunter son tell Pedo Dad that a cornered 🐆 is the most dangerous?

"People are sick of war, man. They're just so sick of war. It's okay for us to say this is not our war. This is not the timing for us to do this." Ruben Gallego and Tim Miller discuss how Democratic politicians should be talking about the war with Iran.

In the EU in the main Seems the only 1 that’s sane Is 🇪🇸

I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran. I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.

I’m old enough to remember when a previously moderate Iran became our implacable foe for decades 🙏 to the CIA propping up the Shah of Iran, OG model for Saddam Hussein types. The CIA got outed & caught 👖 down by a popular uprising - as usual. In the power vacuum the Ayatollahs seized political power

Not enough attention being paid to the fact that billions of people, around the 🌍, of many faiths, regardless of which “team” they’re rooting for, will view this through the lens of a holy war. A WWIII powder keg lit by 3 doddering old men, 2 of them religious fanatics, the other a Mad #PedoKing. 🤦‍♀️

I doubt it’s a coincidence the only European country struck by Iran at this stage is Cyprus, not a member of NATO. A warning shot across the bows, signaling capability to ravage Europe, even though it be in its own death throes without triggering a NATO treaty required response by the rest of Eu.

#HumboldtCounty apple.news/AkBuHzxXrSd-...

I think I should get double points.

Is he saying dumb? Kaine: Trump ‘too mentally incapacitated’ to understand he set stage for Iran nuclear development thehill.com/homenews/sen...

Hypatia of Alexandria (d. March 415) was a mathematician, astronomer & philosopher. First woman known to lead a major school of thought. She taught advanced math & #science & defied gender/religious barriers. There have been #WomenInSTEM for millennia.🔭📐 #WomensHistoryMonth #astronomy

Will Epic Furry, as I call it, be our Hattin? The 1st requirement, an overweening & incompetent commander is met. All it takes now is 1 lucky drone strike near the waterline of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln. 🤔 If not, it’s forgone that victory will be Pyrrhic. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Sound the shofar, troubadour/ Fair Gondor becomes Mordor/ Move ovah, baby, Babylon/ Amerikkka’s/ the new/ Great/ Whore!/ 🧵 1/2

Trump ripped up the Iran nuclear deal and created this mess. Now, he's putting servicemembers in harm's way with no clear plan and no Congressional approval. The American people deserve answers — and Congress needs to do its job.

The Pedo King’s increasingly palpable terror over the #EpsteinFiles may be even more existential than being outed as a serial rapist of underage girls, looming & inevitable a doom as that appears. Mentor Cohn prosecuted the Rosenbergs so Mad King Leer knows well the ultimate penalty for espionage.

Moms, 🐘, 🫏, or🖕Both Y’alls,* of service members needlessly & pointlessly** put in harm’s way by this Tate wannabe’s*** dad’ll want 2 know. *AKA the Pox On Both Your Houses party **except vicarious kill thrills 4 Pedo🤴& as #Epstein distraction ***Like Epstein. Like Tate. 🍎 don’t fall far fr the 🌳

Rich people always seem to be so full of great ideas about how we can learn to live with less.