Well, well, well. I didn’t have a by-election featuring a co*nt versus a c*nt on my bingo card this week. (Apologies the letter “u” on my keyboard doesn’t appear to work) #Clacton #FuckFarage #Binhimoff @countbinface.bsky.social

Would #FuckFarage ever be able to show his face in public again if he lost to a bin? Come on the good people of #Clacton, make the effort, get out and vote for the bin. #Binhimoff

So Farage thinks judgement by the good people of Clacton who are not in charge of the facts supersedes the parliamentary standards commission who have all the facts. Have I got this right? #FuckFarage

#SusannaReid defending Nigel Farage on #GMB in the same way she didn’t defend #AngelaRayner. So much for sisterhood. She really is a loathsome woman.

Calling it now - World Cup semifinals - France v Spain Argentina v Brazil

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Jeez why has nobody thought of this? It’s almost like Labour are controlled by the same money that wanted Brexit in the first place? A 400 seat majority and they can’t even get the BBC to extol the benefits of EU membership. Just rejoin ffs you have the votes.

Ah Laura Trot whose singular brain cell still remains lonely. This is not a misogynistic post, just a declaration that she really is as dumb as a box of rocks.

“Reform DEMANDS an election” Fuck Off Farage.

It’s not very often I go on Facebook for obvious reasons however yesterday I was treated to two AI adverts from @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com and Andrew Bailey the Gov of the Bank of England inviting me to invest in a scam. People fall for this and it’s time to criminalise FB for allowing it.

But “people are fed up with career politicians” is the Reform party line. Unfortunately they unlike Reform actually know what the job entails and are happy to do it. Stop voting for these chancers just because they have a turquoise rosette (or tie).

Run away!!!!!!!!!

and you just know that Farage is loving this and wondering how can we make it so in the UK.

Funnily enough I thought the exact same thing whilst watching the race. Alternatively they build a four lane highway out into the harbour where cars can overtake!

I can only imagine the outrage when the pound sign is replaced by the euro!

Zia Yusuf on LauraK “I want to live in a country where everyone is treated equally”……which is why one of the first things a Reform government will do is repeal the Equalities Act. Make it make sense Zia?

Awesome 😂😂😂😂🤦

How many of us feel in a cold rage today? Mine is directed at Farage & this comment on yesterday's Guardian piece by John Crace is spot on. The writer uses a pseudonym or I would credit them but, to whomever he or she is, I say bravo.

If he can stay fit he would be a fantastic asset for any championship team. #safc #efl

Why don’t the media pick up on the self styled shadow home secretary? For one he is not the official opposition so not shadow anything, for two he is not an MP so would need to be elevated to the house of lords immediately Farage won an election. Lord Yusuf of Coconuts has a ring to it.

I love how the Daily Heil can put any old lie inside quotation marks to claim innocence from printing bullshit. From now on people “-“ means not true, as in “Farage is a lying, grifting, obnoxious turd”. There you go it’s in quotes so I can get away with it. On second thoughts……….

It won’t stop Chris “gulper” Philp from saying it was a good deal and that Labour should never have cancelled it. Coming to the BBC in 3,2,1…..Why is he such a complete tit?

But, but them forrins! Too long to read so I will just vote for that nice Farage fellow as he is one of us but! 🤦

Kenyon forgot to mention: - Church of England completely abandoned this building, empty for around 5 years - it failed to sell at auction twice - taken over by a local community group - now a hub with a food bank for everyone (all faiths) and a Muslim prayer room (not just a mosque) via Next Deals

The BBC doesn’t even pretend to be unbiased now. The government really need to take a stand.

Don’t remember Crimea getting a vote on the matter 🤔

As he’s one of us he has probably gone to Benidorm for a fortnight! (sarcasm)

As a teenager myself at the time I never appreciated the enormity of this. If any of you are still around who had any part of this then hang your heads in shame. As for the current crop of racist fans, why don’t you just fuck off to a reform rally you ignorant bastards.

So someone is lying - who’d a thunk it? What a fecking joke party (sorry, limited company) they are.

As Farage once said “I’d like to buy that man a pint”

He is learning from his idol Trump who has a history of stiffing his suppliers. He wears it as a badge of honour, leave your morals at the door when you come in.

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Stuart Heaver getting "cross" about the chaos in Deform-led Kent County Council. Deform UK Ltd working hard to ensure the water companies maintain their profits. Now, let us pray ...

New Reform councillors off to a great start by refusing to vote on anything because they haven't a clue what anything means, how anything works or what the fuck they are doing. Vote Reform, get lazy, incompetent, ignorant morons.

Celtic score 7:30 into 8 minutes of added time. Crowd run on pitch and Hearts are denied the chance to kick off. Ref decision absolutely appalling, if the game doesn’t finish then it should be abandoned.

Starmer dropkicks Badenough in the commons. Humour in adversity. And he has quite the way with a punchline.

BBC News - Streeting has 17 minute meeting with Starmer on loop all morning. Not BBC News - Farage & Boris divide £2m to rig an election, Farage £5m gift, Clacton House stamp duty, Tice unpaid £100,000s tax, JCB £200k gift to Reform to use their pothole repair machine, and so on and so forth. #FFS

Imagine a world with no VAR, the WHU goal stood, MCI win the league and TOT get relegated. How would that sit with everyone? I have no dog in the fight but a blind man on a galloping horse could see that was a foul on the keeper (the officials on the pitch missed it) AND it was clear and obvious!

Is that sound of a grinding axe Catherine?

Dear restaurant owner, if you can’t pay your staff a decent wage then don’t expect my custom any time soon. If I saw that sign on the door I would never go in. The USA is so f*cked up.

Starmer attacks Farage He said would make us richer. Wrong. It made us poorer He said would reduce migration. Wrong. Migration through the roof He said would make us more secure. Wrong. It made us weaker He took Britain for a ride & then fled the scene He’s not just a grifter, he’s a chancer

Aw c’mon we all have six houses, six boats and five cars don’t we? He’s just one of us!

How did I miss this on the news last night / this morning? 🤷🏻‍♂️

If the media treated the Mandelson story in the same way they treat Farages non house in Clacton, or Dubai dicks non payment of tax it will be all over by six months ago.

Andrew Toryboy Pierce of GBeebies “Olly Robbins eviscerated the Prime Minister”. I watched it on youtube and at no point did I get the impression he was eviscerating anybody! Came across as a decent human being unlike Pierce.

A Nazi in a suit is still a Nazi. Buy that man a beer!

Don’t you just love how the sanctimonious tories are piling on Starmer for appointing an ambassador who had failed DV clearance, when they made Boris Foreign Secretary and ultimately the Prime Minister, the biggest risk to this country in modern times. #BBC conveniently ignored this at the time.