Pigeons Playing Ping Pong & @karinarykman.bsky.social on tour together? Don't threaten me with a good time.

RIP Donna Jean 👑

Who up hallowing their ween rn? www.youtube.com/live/mvI6F7U...

My Two Dads (1987-1990)

With those two attached, this could potentially be the most Dad movie ever. gizmodo.com/paramounts-c...

It's open enrollment season! Time to hear the words deductible, premium, formulary, copay, and network repeatedly until my eyes roll back into my head!

Make a movie food: Monte Cristo and the Holy Grail

Grateful Shred melting faces.

Step 1: Cancel your subscription Step 2: Buy some records lifehacker.com/tech/how-to-...

Getting an email from Suite, Caroline.

Me, reading the live chat on YouTube waiting for the #AEWWrestleDream Post Show Media Scrum to start:

I love Moxley's entrance. Like he's coming out to arm wrestle Stallone. #AEWWrestleDream

Love the production really giving Samoa Joe vs. Hangman Page a big fight feel. Which it is. #AEWWrestleDream

I guess it's "no sell a suplex night" in St. Louis. #AEWWrestleDream

Good Ol' Hyryder www.youtube.com/live/IZlgOYG...

A+ headline. No notes.

If you see this, qrp with a game released the year you were born

Not sure if I was profiled by my Uber driver, but I appreciate the Belinda Carlisle either way.

Thanks KEXP for giving me the Head Like a Hole/Queen Bitch double shot I didn't know I needed in my life.

Today was my first day back at work in a week and I got some birthday Phish for my commute home which helped tremendously.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

The news we both need and deserve. @theonion.com

This Unified Championship match is insane! @aewontv.bsky.social

Bryan Danielson: She asked for permission. Taz: Did you say yes multiple times like you always do? @aewontv.bsky.social @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Localized Panic

Happy Friday, y'all. www.youtube.com/live/Jyl9IWD...

Bowling league starts back up tonight and I'm pumped.

As the Woolz plushie campaign (makeship.com/products/woo...) is about to close, it's giveaway time! Here's a chance to win 1 of 2 Woolz in the Lab plushies 🎉 How to enter? 1. Follow @makeship.bsky.social & @wooliewoolz.bsky.social 2. RT this post Contest ends on August 27th. Good luck!

My upcoming beach vacation.

Trying every trick I can think of to get out of going to my future brother in law's bachelor party this weekend.

That's A Wrap: moe. & Eggy ended their nine-show run together with a co-bill in Indianapolis. Watch both groups team up to cover "Ophelia" ...

No lies detected.

Increase a band: Dave Matthews Philharmonic

Absolutely loved the vinyl revival exhibit by Indy CD & Vinyl at the Indiana State Fair. (Not pictured: roughly 1,500 calories of fair food.) www.indycdandvinyl.com

My toxic trait is convincing my future brother in law his wedding date was changed so I can see Steve Martin and Martin Short instead.

Apparently the Venn Diagram of AEW fans and Widespread Panic fans isn't two separate circles.

WSMFP

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Men at Work, Christopher Cross, and Toto was a triple bill for the ages.

Thanks to @wttsfm.bsky.social for the VIP show with @eggymusic.bsky.social

He should start doing whippets on the sidelines. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

We got merch, just the classic 3 for now Mug Beanie T-Shirt wook-zpw-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/colle...

So...that cage match sucked right?

Hulk Hogan tried sneaking into heaven, but Macho Man hit him with a diving elbow drop from the top of the pearly gates.

Birthday continues.

If you're pissing on a skeleton, you've gone too far.

Made it to the afters.

Happy birthday to me.

Despite *gestures towards society at large*, I'm seeing Phish tonight for my birthday in one of my favorite cities and am finally feeling excited.

Let's go Fever!